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      10-17-2015, 03:04 AM   #15907
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Due to popular demand, I was drafting up a blog entry earlier, but I'm still roughing through cold symptoms galore all while fighting a busy day getting caught up with lost sleep from being so frickin' congested last night, got a haircut, dyed my grays, did the laundry, and cleaned out the car a bit but I promise the good readers of Bimmerpost that I will have the entry up soon... I will say it's interesting how we first met, and then met again: Hint.



Me? Turn down sex? NEVAR! My thirst is as bad as the Californian drought; I'm the one who wrote a thesis (read: Urban Dictionary entry) on Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome 10 years ago for crying out loud! I even joked with some people a long time ago that if I can predict the hour that I'd die, I wanna literally go out with a bang !

It'll be the most ridiculous looking thing with watery eyes, dark circles and snot running down my nose while I'm heartily coughing in the same resonance of Cannibal Corpse's vocalist... But dammit, mine vixen shalt exalteth mine cock to ye supreme regard, lest she be dumped and burneth at ye stake liketh a heathen!

I think I have a VDS too.
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55 is small for a GSD. Glad to hear it's working out for her. Was the shepherd the only reason she didn't go with GDB?

It's not easy seeing them go, especially putting them in the truck for the 2 day ride back.
Yes, she wanted a shepherd. She's probably closer to 60lbs now and she has grown slightly taller in the year we've had her.

My wife knows that watching them go would just kill her. Thanks for taking on such a tough job. All the handlers really appreciate it.
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      10-18-2015, 12:34 AM   #15909
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Roger, Roger....what's your Vector Victor?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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uh,,, played 1hr of video game, and my head is spinning. Not to mention my eyes...
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uh,,, played 1hr of video game, and my head is spinning. Not to mention my eyes...
It's not a young man's game anymore...
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It's not a young man's game anymore...
Last console was at 1997 PS1.
I did play few PC games afterward. I thought that was complicated.
You should try new game. I printed out the console controller (what all the buttons are for), and play the game.

On a YouTube game walkthrough makes it look so easy+fun+interesting.

I think my kid's game is complicated, and looking for easier games like Lego Marvel superhero or some sort. I only have time to play game right after College football.
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      10-18-2015, 10:26 AM   #15913
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Angie one

Roger, Roger....what's your Vector Victor?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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Roger, Roger....what's your Vector Victor?
I have this bad boy on a firm order (Luftwaffe A330).
I've seen it a few times at Dulles (IAD).


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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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I'm so fucking over these god damn Hawks.

I'm so over planning my Sunday's around their bullshit ways of leading in the 4th quarter only to blow it.

I'm so fucking over the defense look like the legion of bitches instead the legion of boom.

I'm so fucking over the predictable play calling on behalf of the offensive coordinator (FIRE BEVELLE)

I'm SO OVER THE INEPT OFFENSIVE LINE WHO COULDNT BLOCK A BUNCH OF JR HIGH GIRLS TO SAVE THEIR LIVES IN A POWDER PUFF GAME

I love my hawks- but I'm afraid that after that fateful SB play, I don't trust Pete Carroll nor does it seem the players do either. It may be time for him to go.

/endrant.
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I'm so fucking over these god damn Hawks.

I'm so over planning my Sunday's around their bullshit ways of leading in the 4th quarter only to blow it.

I'm so fucking over the defense look like the legion of bitches instead the legion of boom.

I'm so fucking over the predictable play calling on behalf of the offensive coordinator (FIRE BEVELLE)

I'm SO OVER THE INEPT OFFENSIVE LINE WHO COULDNT BLOCK A BUNCH OF JR HIGH GIRLS TO SAVE THEIR LIVES IN A POWDER PUFF GAME

I love my hawks- but I'm afraid that after that fateful SB play, I don't trust Pete Carroll nor does it seem the players do either. It may be time for him to go.

/endrant.
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I'm so fucking over these god damn Hawks.

I'm so over planning my Sunday's around their bullshit ways of leading in the 4th quarter only to blow it.

I'm so fucking over the defense look like the legion of bitches instead the legion of boom.

I'm so fucking over the predictable play calling on behalf of the offensive coordinator (FIRE BEVELLE)

I'm SO OVER THE INEPT OFFENSIVE LINE WHO COULDNT BLOCK A BUNCH OF JR HIGH GIRLS TO SAVE THEIR LIVES IN A POWDER PUFF GAME

I love my hawks- but I'm afraid that after that fateful SB play, I don't trust Pete Carroll nor does it seem the players do either. It may be time for him to go.

/endrant.
I saw a stupid Canada flag waving on tv.

You guys are omens.
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I'm so fucking over these god damn Hawks.

I'm so over planning my Sunday's around their bullshit ways of leading in the 4th quarter only to blow it.

I'm so fucking over the defense look like the legion of bitches instead the legion of boom.

I'm so fucking over the predictable play calling on behalf of the offensive coordinator (FIRE BEVELLE)

I'm SO OVER THE INEPT OFFENSIVE LINE WHO COULDNT BLOCK A BUNCH OF JR HIGH GIRLS TO SAVE THEIR LIVES IN A POWDER PUFF GAME

I love my hawks- but I'm afraid that after that fateful SB play, I don't trust Pete Carroll nor does it seem the players do either. It may be time for him to go.

/endrant.
yea....sucks losing to a team from the redneck south
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      10-18-2015, 11:26 PM   #15920
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I sincerely thank you all for not bashing my Broncos. hahaha
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      10-19-2015, 12:28 AM   #15921
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My weekend:

Saturday: Costco, post office, In-n-Out for lunch, checked out a GT4, Starbucks on PCH, In-n-Out for dinner, Sicario with a couple buds.

Sunday: Church, dog training at the mall, cooked up some brussel sprouts, pasta, clean some toys.

Saturday was an awesome day, considering my heart was about to explode
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      10-19-2015, 12:32 AM   #15922
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My weekend:

Saturday: Costco, post office, In-n-Out for lunch, checked out a GT4, Starbucks on PCH, In-n-Out for dinner, Sicario with a couple buds.

Sunday: Church, dog training at the mall, cooked up some brussel sprouts, pasta, clean some toys.

Saturday was an awesome day, considering my heart was about to explode
Last time I've had In-n-Out for lunch and dinner is when I was visiting SF.
I made sure I will get sick of In-n-Out before I went back to CO.
There are no In-n-Outs in CO (at least near where I live at).
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My weekend:

Saturday: Costco, post office, In-n-Out for lunch, checked out a GT4, Starbucks on PCH, In-n-Out for dinner, Sicario with a couple buds.

Sunday: Church, dog training at the mall, cooked up some brussel sprouts, pasta, clean some toys.

Saturday was an awesome day, considering my heart was about to explode
Last time I've had In-n-Out for lunch and dinner is when I was visiting SF.
I made sure I will get sick of In-n-Out before I went back to CO.
There are no In-n-Outs in CO (at least near where I live at).
Someone tried to kill me with a double double animal style in the morning. Dinner was a single...no way I could do two and live.
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Someone tried to kill me with a double double animal style in the morning. Dinner was a single...no way I could do two and live.
I haven't had those since 2008. I will take it. Among junk food category upon visiting CA, Tommy's+ Youshinoya's ginger (dont care for their food) would be in higher priority than In-n-Out.
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I haven't had those since 2008. I will take it. Among junk food category upon visiting CA, Tommy's+ Youshinoya's ginger (dont care for their food) would be in higher priority than In-n-Out.
Hit yourself with a rock. Hard and often.
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Hit yourself with a rock. Hard and often.
Best nutritional and medical advice ever!
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      10-19-2015, 01:08 AM   #15927
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Hit yourself with a rock. Hard and often.
Best nutritional and medical advice ever!
That's neither nutritional nor medical!

I just wanted to beat the stupid out of you!
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That's neither nutritional nor medical!

I just wanted to beat the stupid out of you!
LOL, beating the stupid craving out of me= great nutritional advice. haha
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