Ask a girl anything?

lens · 10-28-2015, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Maybe if you had sent a penis pic like the other requesters?

.....what if a certain person sends one and it's too small?

Mr Tonka · 10-28-2015, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

.....what if a certain person sends one and it's too small?

She's like barely 5' tall. So i'd say she's the best bet to get approval.

lens · 10-28-2015, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

She's like barely 5' tall. So i'd say she's the best bet to get approval.

Awesome, I'll let said person know.

Delta0311 · 10-28-2015, 11:57 AM

Since this is the ladies thread I have to say one thing. Ladies if you don't want us to treat you like sex objects, please stop treating us men like ATMs.

V1.47fan · 10-28-2015, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Maybe if you had sent a penis pic like the other requesters?

Where in the world is Biorin, today?

Mr Tonka · 10-28-2015, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Awesome, I'll let said person know.

Plus, i know she has a microscope handy.

I know this uh..... from when uh..... a friend sent her an image of his glory. Yeah, that's the ticket.

RJ_ · 10-28-2015, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Where in the world is Biorin, today?

EALm4 · 10-28-2015, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Where in the world is Biorin, today?

prolly at Planned Parenthood

V1.47fan · 10-28-2015, 12:13 PM

lens · 10-28-2015, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Plus, i know she has a microscope handy.

I know this uh..... from when uh..... a friend sent her an image of his glory. Yeah, that's the ticket.

And she's almost 5 foot tall, so she's fun sized.

Biorin · 10-28-2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Where in the world is Biorin, today?

prolly at Planned Parenthood

Am I buying birth control or already knocked up?

lens · 10-28-2015, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Am I buying birth control or already knocked up?

Depends if you want him to pay child support or not.

RJ_ · 10-28-2015, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Am I buying birth control or already knocked up?

Isn't BC free these days? Guess that only leaves one option.

Thanks, Obama!

UglyBuzzard · 10-28-2015, 12:38 PM

Boxers, briefs, or commando?

V1.47fan · 10-28-2015, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Depends if you want him to pay child support or not.

Another Baby Mama would mean say good-bye to the M4.

Biorin · 10-28-2015, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Am I buying birth control or already knocked up?

Depends if you want him to pay child support or not.

Sadly, Delta0311 says I have to stop using men as human ATMs

lens · 10-28-2015, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Sadly, Delta0311 says I have to stop using men as human ATMs

I wouldn't mind being used as a human ATM as long as I get some.

And she better be a good cook as well.

Mr Tonka · 10-28-2015, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Boxers, briefs, or commando?

Boxer-briefs, why do you ask?

V1.47fan · 10-28-2015, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Boxer-briefs, why do you ask?

Maybe he thinks girls are attracted to guys based on what undies they wear.

EALm4 · 10-28-2015, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Boxers, briefs, or commando?

Cant go commando I take sloppy dumps

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Another Baby Mama would mean say good-bye to the M4.

That's for god damn sure.

Mr Tonka · 10-28-2015, 01:18 PM

Ladies - What's something you've tried but will never do again?

V1.47fan · 10-28-2015, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

Cant go commando I take sloppy dumps

That's for god damn sure.

1MOREMOD can hook you up, now it comes out like rabbit poop so clean, i hardly wipe.

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