BMW E60 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com  
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts  

Go Back   BMW E60 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      10-28-2015, 10:13 AM   #1541
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11809
Rep
23,186
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_419 View Post
What are the perks of being forum friends? Is it like facebook, but instead of baby pictures I get spammed with daily pics of your car?
Mine all send me gifts since most bmw owners have no friends and they are so excited to have one.
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:16 AM   #1542
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6057
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
I HATE cologne. And perfume for that matter. Just smell clean and natural please. A subtle nice smelling shampoo is about all I would accept.


That was a great question btw.
I was thinking about this post while in the shower this morning. Don't get excited, that's when i do my pondering. But a hypothesis popped into my head while thinking about it.

I mean, almost no one dislikes good smells. Rarely does a woman smell a guy with an appropriate amount of cologne on and think that's just disgusting. Sure, a guy that bathes in it is a no, no. So i got to thinking why you, Bimmette, Tara, the kind one, might HATE anything, especially something that can have a pleasant smell.

After getting past the obvious displeasure of being around someone wearing Aqua Velva or too much of any brand cologne. I figured that Tara must be a body kisser/licker. Because really, the only time i've ever known anyone to HATE cologne is when it's in their mouth or on their tongue.

Thanks for sharing Tara.







__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 1
      10-28-2015, 10:18 AM   #1543
EALm4
Colonel
EALm4's Avatar
United_States
3356
Rep
2,009
Posts

Drives: SO 16' M4
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Baltimore

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_419 View Post
What are the perks of being forum friends? Is it like facebook, but instead of baby pictures I get spammed with daily pics of your car?
Dont have any friends. Just haters
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:18 AM   #1544
lens
Colonel
lens's Avatar
2188
Rep
2,684
Posts

Drives: 2018 340i xDrive
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Halifax NS, Canada

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by EALm4 View Post
I got you bro
I'm so happy atm.

Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:20 AM   #1545
lens
Colonel
lens's Avatar
2188
Rep
2,684
Posts

Drives: 2018 340i xDrive
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Halifax NS, Canada

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
I was thinking about this post while in the shower this morning. Don't get excited, that's when i do my pondering. But a hypothesis popped into my head while thinking about it.

I mean, almost no one dislikes good smells. Rarely does a woman smell a guy with an appropriate amount of cologne on and think that's just disgusting. Sure, a guy that bathes in it is a no, no. So i got to thinking why you, Bimmette, Tara, the kind one, might HATE anything, especially something that can have a pleasant smell.

After getting past the obvious displeasure of being around someone wearing Aqua Velva or too much of any brand cologne. I figured that Tara must be a body kisser/licker. Because really, the only time i've ever known anyone to HATE cologne is when it's in their mouth or on their tongue.

Thanks for sharing Tara.









This is true, if a guy oversprays, women definitely hate it as that happens.

But one or two sprays on your wrist and tap your wrist around your neck should be fine.
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:21 AM   #1546
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6433
Rep
4,714
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
I HATE cologne. And perfume for that matter. Just smell clean and natural please. A subtle nice smelling shampoo is about all I would accept.


That was a great question btw.
I was thinking about this post while in the shower this morning. Don't get excited, that's when i do my pondering. But a hypothesis popped into my head while thinking about it.

I mean, almost no one dislikes good smells. Rarely does a woman smell a guy with an appropriate amount of cologne on and think that's just disgusting. Sure, a guy that bathes in it is a no, no. So i got to thinking why you, Bimmette, Tara, the kind one, might HATE anything, especially something that can have a pleasant smell.

After getting past the obvious displeasure of being around someone wearing Aqua Velva or too much of any brand cologne. I figured that Tara must be a body kisser/licker. Because really, the only time i've ever known anyone to HATE cologne is when it's in their mouth or on their tongue.

Thanks for sharing Tara.







You're welcome.
Appreciate 1
      10-28-2015, 10:22 AM   #1547
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
I'm only second in line????
*NO PARTICULAR ORDER*
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:23 AM   #1548
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6057
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
*NO PARTICULAR ORDER*
*LIES*
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:26 AM   #1549
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan View Post
Do you have your bike tires and hockey sticks in the back seat?
Motorcycle helmet, gloves, and boots up on the dash, a Go-Pro mounted on both sides of the car and the hood, a bike rack with a bike on it I never ride, and a tow hitch with my motorcycle behind the Ferrari.

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_419 View Post
What are the perks of being forum friends? Is it like facebook, but instead of baby pictures I get spammed with daily pics of your car?
We send each other secret emails about expanding our portfolios and increasing our return rates.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Don't believe that no particular order garbage.... that's the order and i feel your pain. Though not as badly.
If you keep this up mister, I'm going to go back and edit my post and switch your position with 1MOREMOD's.
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:29 AM   #1550
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11832
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
*NO PARTICULAR ORDER*
*ahem*
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:32 AM   #1551
RJ_
Baby-faced Assassin
RJ_'s Avatar
No_Country
1204
Rep
152
Posts

Drives: when car isn't broke.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Department of the Posterior

iTrader: (0)

So the consensus is haters, gifts, and sound financial advice.

Sold. Where do I sign up?
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:34 AM   #1552
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6057
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post

If you keep this up mister, I'm going to go back and edit my post and switch your position with 1MOREMOD's.
You can't hurt me anymore than you already have.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 10:49 AM   #1553
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11809
Rep
23,186
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post


If you keep this up mister, I'm going to go back and edit my post and switch your position with 1MOREMOD's.
Yeah upgrade.
Appreciate 1
      10-28-2015, 11:01 AM   #1554
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5641
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius
Quote:
Originally Posted by chaungo View Post
I didn't say no. If you want to be my friend, you gotta twerk for it. Don't pout, that's not something I want in a Canadian friend!


Plus, Anna banana is my honorary BFF. Followed by Bimmette, ABSECU, Biorin, Prena, Tonka, Litos, Sugs, 1MORE, etc (no particular order).
I'm only second in line????
2nd place Canadian is like 1st place US...right???

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 2
      10-28-2015, 11:04 AM   #1555
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5641
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
Well I was gonna suggest I babysit it here.
I just might take you up on this! If this load of bs truly hits the fan, I'd have to sell him because I have no time to handle shipping, you'd have to drop him off to a port in a couple of months though.
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!

What am I to do if I get into the Mini-Donkey transport business?!?

Peter is PERFECT for that - besides, who'll keep with the tradition of keeping Peter in the current state he's accustomed to
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 1
      10-28-2015, 11:07 AM   #1556
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11832
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!

What am I to do if I get into the Mini-Donkey transport business?!?

Peter is PERFECT for that - besides, who'll keep with the tradition of keeping Peter in the current state he's accustomed to
Hahahahaha, a donkey in Peter. Now that's a pic I'd love to see.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
      10-28-2015, 11:08 AM   #1557
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5641
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
I HATE cologne. And perfume for that matter. Just smell clean and natural please. A subtle nice smelling shampoo is about all I would accept.


That was a great question btw.
I was thinking about this post while in the shower this morning. Don't get excited, that's when i do my pondering. But a hypothesis popped into my head while thinking about it.

I mean, almost no one dislikes good smells. Rarely does a woman smell a guy with an appropriate amount of cologne on and think that's just disgusting. Sure, a guy that bathes in it is a no, no. So i got to thinking why you, Bimmette, Tara, the kind one, might HATE anything, especially something that can have a pleasant smell.

After getting past the obvious displeasure of being around someone wearing Aqua Velva or too much of any brand cologne. I figured that Tara must be a body kisser/licker. Because really, the only time i've ever known anyone to HATE cologne is when it's in their mouth or on their tongue.

Thanks for sharing Tara.







You're welcome.
No, no.....THANK YOU!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
      10-28-2015, 11:13 AM   #1558
F30lolz
I can haz cheezburger?
F30lolz's Avatar
6796
Rep
3,678
Posts

Drives: 14 Jeep/18 1500/08 e90/15 f36
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Miami, FL/Shelbyville, IN

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
I tried to friend request all the girls on here

bimmette
Sara504
Biorin
UncleWede

But they all blocked me.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaptorKTM View Post
Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
Appreciate 3
      10-28-2015, 11:15 AM   #1559
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5641
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!

What am I to do if I get into the Mini-Donkey transport business?!?

Peter is PERFECT for that - besides, who'll keep with the tradition of keeping Peter in the current state he's accustomed to
Hahahahaha, a donkey in Peter. Now that's a pic I'd love to see.
Mini Donkey riding shotgun with his gigantic head hanging out the window like a dog :
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 2
      10-28-2015, 11:30 AM   #1560
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6057
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Mini Donkey riding shotgun with his gigantic head hanging out the window like a dog :
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 3
      10-28-2015, 11:33 AM   #1561
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2785
Rep
421
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_419
So the consensus is haters, gifts, and sound financial advice.

Sold. Where do I sign up?
And economics discussions!

Axius I'm okay with fourth, we're still new to this.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
Appreciate 1
      10-28-2015, 11:33 AM   #1562
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2785
Rep
421
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by F30lolz
I tried to friend request all the girls on here

bimmette
Sara504
Biorin
UncleWede

But they all blocked me.
Maybe if you had sent a penis pic like the other requesters?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
Appreciate 1
Closed Thread

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:14 PM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST