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      05-29-2015, 06:54 PM   #1541
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You think Sara has a potential to go intermediate level?
AW HELL NO! But it's mildly entertaining to watch her try...

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I'm not interested in gold dig 101. Talk platinum to me.
To at least get out of novice to intermediate:
1. Diverse your choice.
instead 6'0" flat at 199lbs flat (for and example), make it +/- 20% variance.

It will open up more qualified possible samples.

2. Don't limit it to certain asset, edu, whatever they have/don't have.
I've seen millionaire taking the road to a bankruptcy. In contrast, I've seen one starving undergrad student got lucky on options and became millionaire next day.

3. Better yourself by shoe your target that you are interesting.
If you can only make conversation to attorneys but not with medical scientist or wall st guys (which probably make more $), you are limited.
You should be able to wow, dentists, fast food franchisees, executives, fund mgrs, mayors, and others on your convo skills.

More to come.
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Maybe not such an asshole after all
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AW HELL NO! But it's mildly entertaining to watch her try...

You speak the truth sir. LOL
Right at this moment I would say yes.
who knows, she gets lucky and she catches a whale.
If she does, she will be at gulfstream forum talking about her dates.
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3.

Either you are correct or it can be classic "you are too good for me dump" bad sex.

"Sorry, I could not go to romantic trips with you, because I got a all weekend meeting with compliance."
(Texting in bed with a gal who he just met at med school graduation party)


"Hey. I know you don't like guys who have no job. I wish you find some who can at least buy you a dinner at a casual diner."
(From a guy who is starting a Sr vp position at s&p500 firm. Beat time to dump a digger is between job. He knowas he can do better now... lol
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Either you are correct or it can be classic "you are too good for me dump" bad sex.

"Sorry, I could not go to romantic trips with you, because I got a all weekend meeting with compliance."
(Texting in bed with a gal who he just met at med school graduation party)


"Hey. I know you don't like guys who have no job. I wish you find some who can at least buy you a dinner at a casual diner."
(From a guy who is starting a Sr vp position at s&p500 firm. Beat time to dump a digger is between job. He knowas he can do better now... lol
+1

Where there's a will, there's a way. This guy is giving up too easy, meaning he's got options.
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Either you are correct or it can be classic "you are too good for me dump" bad sex.

"Sorry, I could not go to romantic trips with you, because I got a all weekend meeting with compliance."
(Texting in bed with a gal who he just met at med school graduation party)


"Hey. I know you don't like guys who have no job. I wish you find some who can at least buy you a dinner at a casual diner."
(From a guy who is starting a Sr vp position at s&p500 firm. Beat time to dump a digger is between job. He knowas he can do better now... lol
+1

Where there's a will, there's a way. This guy is giving up too easy, meaning he's got options.
+2

Some other girl is keeping him entertained now.
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You speak the truth sir. LOL
Right at this moment I would say yes.
who knows, she gets lucky and she catches a whale.
If she does, she will be at gulfstream forum talking about her dates.
The women who catch whales are the most beautiful and smart women on the planet - they have redeeming qualities that reach beyond the flesh. They capture the soul of men....George Clooney is a perfect example.

Stacey Keibler is perfect physically, and she could not bag ole George...but Amal did. She is educated, cultured, stunning with a presence that demands the attention of every man and women in the room...

Sara504 - physical beauty fades everyday - what do you offer men beyond being attractive in a 1" x 1" photo?

MrPrena IMHO, Ra is not in the same conversation as a the women that bag the whales...
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Either you are correct or it can be classic "you are too good for me dump" bad sex.

"Sorry, I could not go to romantic trips with you, because I got a all weekend meeting with compliance."
(Texting in bed with a gal who he just met at med school graduation party)


"Hey. I know you don't like guys who have no job. I wish you find some who can at least buy you a dinner at a casual diner."
(From a guy who is starting a Sr vp position at s&p500 firm. Beat time to dump a digger is between job. He knowas he can do better now... lol
+3 - typing the text while he's getting a hummer
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Guido texted me a picture of cookies and milk. Wtf.
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you guys are so jealous

Anyways, amal did it because george finally realized how old he is and looks.
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you guys are so jealous
Totally, wish I could land a whale, I don't much care for working.
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Totally, wish I could land a whale, I don't much care for working.
There may be a couple whales lurking on this forum...
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you guys are so jealous

Anyways, amal did it because george finally realized how old he is and looks.
Yea - OK

George just got tired of endless physical relationships with the most stunning women on the planet...
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Maybe I watched too much movies called "Golderella."

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The women who catch whales are the most beautiful and smart women on the planet - they have redeeming qualities that reach beyond the flesh. They capture the soul of men....George Clooney is a perfect example.

Stacey Keibler is perfect physically, and she could not bag ole George...but Amal did. She is educated, cultured, stunning with a presence that demands the attention of every man and women in the room...

Sara504 - physical beauty fades everyday - what do you offer men beyond being attractive in a 1" x 1" photo?

MrPrena IMHO, Ra is not in the same conversation as a the women that bag the whales...



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Totally, wish I could land a whale, I don't much care for working.
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you guys are so jealous

Anyways, amal did it because george finally realized how old he is and looks.
Definitely, I wish I had a gf who can buy me a BMW and $3000/mo allowance when i was single.
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Sorry to say that but that's one of your main issues, you strive for attention in the worst way, put it out there for the world to see, pull it back and then expect it to go away. Almost like deep down you know it's bad attention but cannot help it.
This thread is another one of those examples, you really need to pull back, concentrate on getting on track for yourself and your child and the rest will fall into place rather than look at me, look at what I want and what I have. It's all negative attention bordering on the an illness.
Sorry to say it but hope you'll actually take some of this to heart.

BTW if you really intend on reposting pics of you running around in lingerie in Vegas or some of the other things you have posted over the years, then forget about the above you are doomed and post away but do not complain about your shitty day or life.
Have to agree with Dr.Phil.

However, I doubt anyone will decide to change his/her behavior based on advice given on a forum. Some people just need life to kick them in the face multiple times before they learn. It's best just to grab some popcorn and enjoy.

Long time lurker..first time poster.
Good first post.......your a good soul.....unfortunately you have gone deep into the Internet where even Dr Phil is impotent.
This place is for sin and the like....stay pure and go now...or forever lose your innocence.
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Good catch.
If I was with someone, I would txt a cute cat, dog, furry animals, milk, pluffy bears. Great way to soften and get a trust of non-committed girl I hook up for fun.

Picture he would never post when he cannot meet you are:
Clubs, Social gathering, selfie at the restaurant.

Just remember, you have NemesisX, Bachelor#1, and few high rollers (who i've mentioned) as a safety net. OF course, you gotta build the safety net first.


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To at least get out of novice to intermediate:
1. Diverse your choice.
instead 6'0" flat at 199lbs flat (for and example), make it +/- 20% variance.

Yep - Sara504 would pass on a (whale) 7 for a (broke ass) 10

It will open up more qualified possible samples.

2. Don't limit it to certain asset, edu, whatever they have/don't have.
I've seen millionaire taking the road to a bankruptcy. In contrast, I've seen one starving undergrad student got lucky on options and became millionaire next day.

I know this to be 100% true. The wealthiest man I personally know has filed bankruptcy (twice) and now owns a company (closely held) that generates $100 MILLION net income annually, company has no long term liabilities, and the nature of their revenue stream is scalable. 1% ownership in this company would generate a K-1 distribution of ~ $400,000...I have actually seen his company financial statements...

I also know a guy that is 40 (ish) that made a lucky stock pick (or 2), could retire today and never work again


3. Better yourself by shoe your target that you are interesting.
If you can only make conversation to attorneys but not with medical scientist or wall st guys (which probably make more $), you are limited.
You should be able to wow, dentists, fast food franchisees, executives, fund mgrs, mayors, and others on your convo skills.

MrPrena is 100% correct above...the chances that a digger lands a whale is as good as winning the lottery.

More to come.
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Maybe I watched too much movies called "Golderella."
That is damn funny right there...
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Maybe I watched too much movies called "Golderella."
That is damn funny right there...
Someone has to make this movie.....would be a blockbuster I'm sure
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