best pickup line

[mpimping]

can I take you home?

[endofanera7]

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

[RonJon]

Nice legs when do they open??

[STUNT-MAN-HANS]

do you have a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them..

[mpimping]

do you like sausage?

[mpimping]

tell santa what you want .

[convinceme]

Ok these are pretty funny lol But me being 16 here is what I usually go for and honestly it works, plus I've studied a lil about girls cuz I hang out with them ALOT more then my guy friends... Anyways, well this may sound wierd but I tend to ask girls out when I'm actually at work cuz its kind of well a slow yes or a FLAT no, cuz I mean hey it least I know there not using me cuz they see where I work (Ralphs-its a grocery store) anyways I'm a cashier, sooo when I see girls coming in with there parents well usually its mom cuz I try to stay away from the dads :/ ok example: There was this one girl her name was Shailey I talked to her over the phone, and just changed my number after I think like 2 weeks cuz I didn't want to hurt her or anything cuz I'm still hung up on my ex...(good news I think I'm getting her back woot) anyways soo she comes in with her mom waiting in line moms talking to me/staring at the screen for the prices as I wring shiz up, she's on her cell phone playing with it normally doing nothing important pretending if anything cuz they want to look occupiedor they really are texting, shes looking at her phone staring at me occasionally and thats what I look for, shes looking and I see her I say soo what school you go to? She's like huh me? I'm like ya she says oh Westlake High I'm like cool then the normal response is what about you I pull out the I'm done with High school then they go REALLY wow? You look young, either that or they stare saying in there mind probably eeew an old young guy is hitting on me lol, then i bring out the fake laughing saying no no i'm not some young looking creepy actually old guy, anyways I say to her ya I'm done with High school hated it wanted to get out so I did I'm actualy 16 mom stares at me and honestly has an idea about what I'm up to so they normally start questioning me to find out if I QUALIFY for there daughters lol. mom says relaly so what are you doing i bring out saying College, Work, Car payments then they ask what car, then I bring out the hit BMW, then the girl normally will either smile walking away IF i dont' say anything to her but in this case I wanted to forget about my ex soo I said sooo whats your number? ya I'm very dead up front, shes like relaly? and HER mom literaly says WAIT! sooo lets see this car first lol, I was shocked but her mom gave me the aproval and walla thats how I hit on girls!! Not bad for a 16 year old I think... But if I really like the chick and want to go somewhere i NEVER bring out my car...ya know Gold Diggers! lol.... But like I said My ex still likes me i think like i like her woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!

[MCMLXXXIX]

Originally Posted by mpimping

tell santa what you want .

LMAO!

[aut0sh0cker]

Originally Posted by convinceme

Ok these are pretty funny lol But me being 16 here is what I usually go for and honestly it works, plus I've studied a lil about girls cuz I hang out with them ALOT more then my guy friends... Anyways, well this may sound wierd but I tend to ask girls out when I'm actually at work cuz its kind of well a slow yes or a FLAT no, cuz I mean hey it least I know there not using me cuz they see where I work (Ralphs-its a grocery store) anyways I'm a cashier, sooo when I see girls coming in with there parents well usually its mom cuz I try to stay away from the dads :/ ok example: There was this one girl her name was Shailey I talked to her over the phone, and just changed my number after I think like 2 weeks cuz I didn't want to hurt her or anything cuz I'm still hung up on my ex...(good news I think I'm getting her back woot) anyways soo she comes in with her mom waiting in line moms talking to me/staring at the screen for the prices as I wring shiz up, she's on her cell phone playing with it normally doing nothing important pretending if anything cuz they want to look occupiedor they really are texting, shes looking at her phone staring at me occasionally and thats what I look for, shes looking and I see her I say soo what school you go to? She's like huh me? I'm like ya she says oh Westlake High I'm like cool then the normal response is what about you I pull out the I'm done with High school then they go REALLY wow? You look young, either that or they stare saying in there mind probably eeew an old young guy is hitting on me lol, then i bring out the fake laughing saying no no i'm not some young looking creepy actually old guy, anyways I say to her ya I'm done with High school hated it wanted to get out so I did I'm actualy 16 mom stares at me and honestly has an idea about what I'm up to so they normally start questioning me to find out if I QUALIFY for there daughters lol. mom says relaly so what are you doing i bring out saying College, Work, Car payments then they ask what car, then I bring out the hit BMW, then the girl normally will either smile walking away IF i dont' say anything to her but in this case I wanted to forget about my ex soo I said sooo whats your number? ya I'm very dead up front, shes like relaly? and HER mom literaly says WAIT! sooo lets see this car first lol, I was shocked but her mom gave me the aproval and walla thats how I hit on girls!! Not bad for a 16 year old I think... But if I really like the chick and want to go somewhere i NEVER bring out my car...ya know Gold Diggers! lol.... But like I said My ex still likes me i think like i like her woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!

I bet you live within 5 minutes of me... 91362?

[convinceme]

Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

I bet you live within 5 minutes of me... 91362?

pm

[Comet]

Originally Posted by convinceme

Ok these are pretty funny lol But me being 16 here is what I usually go for and honestly it works, plus I've studied a lil about girls cuz I hang out with them ALOT more then my guy friends... Anyways, well this may sound wierd but I tend to ask girls out when I'm actually at work cuz its kind of well a slow yes or a FLAT no, cuz I mean hey it least I know there not using me cuz they see where I work (Ralphs-its a grocery store) anyways I'm a cashier, sooo when I see girls coming in with there parents well usually its mom cuz I try to stay away from the dads :/ ok example: There was this one girl her name was Shailey I talked to her over the phone, and just changed my number after I think like 2 weeks cuz I didn't want to hurt her or anything cuz I'm still hung up on my ex...(good news I think I'm getting her back woot) anyways soo she comes in with her mom waiting in line moms talking to me/staring at the screen for the prices as I wring shiz up, she's on her cell phone playing with it normally doing nothing important pretending if anything cuz they want to look occupiedor they really are texting, shes looking at her phone staring at me occasionally and thats what I look for, shes looking and I see her I say soo what school you go to? She's like huh me? I'm like ya she says oh Westlake High I'm like cool then the normal response is what about you I pull out the I'm done with High school then they go REALLY wow? You look young, either that or they stare saying in there mind probably eeew an old young guy is hitting on me lol, then i bring out the fake laughing saying no no i'm not some young looking creepy actually old guy, anyways I say to her ya I'm done with High school hated it wanted to get out so I did I'm actualy 16 mom stares at me and honestly has an idea about what I'm up to so they normally start questioning me to find out if I QUALIFY for there daughters lol. mom says relaly so what are you doing i bring out saying College, Work, Car payments then they ask what car, then I bring out the hit BMW, then the girl normally will either smile walking away IF i dont' say anything to her but in this case I wanted to forget about my ex soo I said sooo whats your number? ya I'm very dead up front, shes like relaly? and HER mom literaly says WAIT! sooo lets see this car first lol, I was shocked but her mom gave me the aproval and walla thats how I hit on girls!! Not bad for a 16 year old I think... But if I really like the chick and want to go somewhere i NEVER bring out my car...ya know Gold Diggers! lol.... But like I said My ex still likes me i think like i like her woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!

tl;dr

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[Wake27]

Originally Posted by Comet

tl;dr

this sir is a wall of text

Word.

[STUNT-MAN-HANS]

yo ma leme hit...