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      06-23-2009, 01:49 PM   #133
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this thread has become very entertaining. you have a woman be the OP and it becomes a sword fight. i think you should start more threads from hereon

oh, love the new daytime pics. those rims and your ride are very clean!!
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      06-23-2009, 01:52 PM   #134
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this thread has become very entertaining. you have a woman be the OP and it becomes a sword fight. i think you should start more threads from hereon

oh, love the new daytime pics. those rims and your ride are very clean!!
You missed all the blowjob threads back in the day when I whored Off Topic.

And thank you for the comment!
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      06-23-2009, 01:53 PM   #135
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Sorry, I'm not going to pimp my wife out on the interwebz for people to beat off to. Additionally, posting photos publicly could lead to repercussions for her at work.
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      06-23-2009, 01:55 PM   #136
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You missed all the blowjob threads back in the day when I whored Off Topic.

And thank you for the comment!
Now you've done it! Your gonna get more drools than ever, GL with this crowd!
Just a warning, LOL!
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      06-23-2009, 01:57 PM   #137
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Now you've done it! Your gonna get more drools than ever, GL with this crowd!
Just a warning, LOL!
Ive been here 2 years now. These guys have seen it all already. They know all my tricks.
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      06-23-2009, 01:57 PM   #138
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You missed all the blowjob threads back in the day.
Haha, I remember some funny threads with you in em, course i was under different names before all the bannings ... Ride looks good, you need a drop... And a dude to pay for all the mods
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. And a dude to pay for all the mods
Naw, I'm Miss Independent.
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      06-23-2009, 01:59 PM   #140
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Ive been here 2 years now. These guys have seen it all already. They know all my tricks.
Well back me up already! LOL!
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      06-23-2009, 02:04 PM   #142
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Ive been here 2 years now. These guys have seen it all already. They know all my tricks.
I haven't.
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      06-23-2009, 02:10 PM   #143
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K so back to my wheels. Nice eh? Awesome! Glad people like them
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      06-23-2009, 03:06 PM   #144
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All the posts in here saying nice wheels! great choice! etc. might as well all say, You have boobies, giggle, giggle, giggle.
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those pics wouldn't hurt though
yeah they would. unless the girl was decent looking then maybe they wouldnt.
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      06-23-2009, 03:09 PM   #146
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K so back to my wheels. Nice eh? Awesome! Glad people like them
What tires?
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      06-23-2009, 03:12 PM   #147
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You don't need social skills to pull ass when you gots a bimmer

Jus sayin'

A BMW alone does not pull any ass. Its not like you can take it into the bar with you...and your phone number isnt written on the side when youre driving.
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      06-23-2009, 03:20 PM   #148
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A BMW alone does not pull any ass. Its not like you can take it into the bar with you...and your phone number isnt written on the side when youre driving.
You live around Orlando? BMW will pull ass on Church Street. All those stuck up college whores love German cars.
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A BMW alone does not pull any ass. Its not like you can take it into the bar with you...and your phone number isnt written on the side when youre driving.
I pulled up outside a bar picking up a friend in my red 2006 Audi A4 S-Line, and three girls jumped in having no idea who I was and I had no idea who they were. Scared the living shit out of me cause I was just sitting there with my doors unlocked and not paying attention.
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      06-23-2009, 04:17 PM   #150
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I pulled up outside a bar picking up a friend in my red 2006 Audi A4 S-Line, and three girls jumped in having no idea who I was and I had no idea who they were. Scared the living shit out of me cause I was just sitting there with my doors unlocked and not paying attention.
Really? In Indianapolis? Isn't that a fat state?


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I lived in South Florida for years and I don't think the women there are anywhere near as good looking.
This is madness!!! Mad hot babes down here bro!

...That is if you like cougars
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      06-23-2009, 04:29 PM   #151
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Really? In Indianapolis? Isn't that a fat state?
...That is if you like cougars
The Cougs here are even hotter than the Cougs there and the ones here don't look weathered and/or plastic.

I see a new Coug in a Porsche everyday.

EDIT: There's nothing wrong with plastic.
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      06-23-2009, 04:33 PM   #152
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      06-23-2009, 04:37 PM   #153
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You live around Orlando? BMW will pull ass on Church Street. All those stuck up college whores love German cars.
I live like an hour from Orlando...are you sure you dont mean the whores on Orange Blossom Trail?
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      06-23-2009, 04:39 PM   #154
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The Cougs here are even hotter than the Cougs there and the ones here don't look weathered and/or plastic.

I see a new Coug in a Porsche everyday.
Nice....not gonna lie way too many plastic girls down here.

Reminds me of time I was checking out this babe from a distance. Her body was ridiculous.

...then when she got up close,

60+ year old woman!.....F'in gross man.

Seriously though, the girls I've seen down here are off the chain. Dating one right now, she works at Hooters (I know).....but mad hot!

I'll get photoshoot going when I get back. I'll have her round up her girls. Hooters callendar with my sexy e92 anyone?
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