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      09-22-2015, 11:33 AM   #15203
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      09-22-2015, 11:43 AM   #15204
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Universal truth, especially if you went someplace exotic. The transition/let down can be huge
Stayed local drinking, sleeping and doing what two people do between the sheets.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      09-22-2015, 11:47 AM   #15206
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Stayed local drinking, sleeping and doing what two people do between the sheets.
Not exotic, but could be exhausting. Did you post this in the "how much sex is normal" thread and increase your overall average?
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Not exotic, but could be exhausting. Did you post this in the "how much sex is normal" thread and increase your overall average?
I should. I'll bump that thread right now.
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I should. I'll bump that thread right now.
Don't forget to copy your wife on the link.
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      09-22-2015, 11:58 AM   #15209
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Don't forget to copy your wife on the link.
I should throw her here in OT.
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Let her know how friendly Phil is
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      09-22-2015, 01:45 PM   #15211
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bimmette I had my first game of the season Friday night. They stuck me in goal the whole night, I gave up 7. . . mostly on 1V1 attacks against me. One attacker did mention "It's good when your goalie is sweating that much, means he's playing" We didn't have our normal solid center back, not sure he is even on the team. Not playing this Friday, wedding in Palm Springs.

I won $110 on the final score last night!!! I got all excited at the first quarter, but I had the teams mixed up. . .
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      09-22-2015, 02:19 PM   #15212
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bimmette I had my first game of the season Friday night. They stuck me in goal the whole night, I gave up 7. . . mostly on 1V1 attacks against me. One attacker did mention "It's good when your goalie is sweating that much, means he's playing" We didn't have our normal solid center back, not sure he is even on the team. Not playing this Friday, wedding in Palm Springs.

I won $110 on the final score last night!!! I got all excited at the first quarter, but I had the teams mixed up. . .
You must be something other than white. The only white people who play soccer do so in AYSO
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You must be something other than white. The only white people who play soccer do so in AYSO
Guilty as charged (AYSO adult co-ed league) 3/4 Irish, 1/4 German
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      09-22-2015, 02:26 PM   #15214
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Guilty as charged (AYSO adult co-ed league) 3/4 Irish, 1/4 German


The news reported that there is an increase in turkey prices this year due to the bird flu. You should have eaten those two...
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Still not sure the last 3 are going to make it to their destiny with Santa. Some days they look fine, some days they are panting like crazy even after I shower them, and none of the other birds are even warm.
My bet is on West Nile
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Still not sure the last 3 are going to make it to their destiny with Santa. Some days they look fine, some days they are panting like crazy even after I shower them, and none of the other birds are even warm.
My bet is on West Nile
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October is coming fast...WN should be over or on the decline. They're spraying OC (except for Disneyland), but we still had about 11 fatalities
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      09-22-2015, 02:48 PM   #15217
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We've had a few dead birds in Ventura County, and the spread is heading in my general direction. Haven't seen any skeeters around, and I always dump standing water, but the neghbors horse troughs, . . .
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bimmette I had my first game of the season Friday night. They stuck me in goal the whole night, I gave up 7. . . mostly on 1V1 attacks against me. One attacker did mention "It's good when your goalie is sweating that much, means he's playing" We didn't have our normal solid center back, not sure he is even on the team. Not playing this Friday, wedding in Palm Springs.

I won $110 on the final score last night!!! I got all excited at the first quarter, but I had the teams mixed up. . .
Ugh I could never play in net! Sounds like your defense sucked!
I got one assist last night. It was a slow game though.
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      09-22-2015, 04:12 PM   #15220
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      09-22-2015, 06:24 PM   #15221
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bimmette and Lups - Just sent you both a email....try not to be jealous
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      09-22-2015, 06:29 PM   #15223
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bimmette and Lups - Just sent you both a email....try not to be jealous
Meh, I'm on to her. I know her kind!
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