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01-24-2018, 07:35 AM | #14477 |
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Banned for being an Audi driver
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01-24-2018, 07:56 AM | #14478 |
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Too obvious, Captain. Banned.
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01-24-2018, 11:26 AM | #14479 |
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Ruined my revenge turn, banned!
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01-25-2018, 04:38 AM | #14481 |
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Did the Bartman and got now braid hair at his crotch, banned!
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01-25-2018, 06:11 AM | #14482 |
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Banned! For being a Dang3r to ones self...
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01-25-2018, 01:10 PM | #14484 |
I can haz cheezburger?
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Giving the noob a reach around w/o sharing First?
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01-26-2018, 02:37 AM | #14486 |
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Weirdo ban!
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01-26-2018, 11:10 PM | #14487 |
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Kettle pot ban
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01-27-2018, 05:31 AM | #14488 |
I can haz cheezburger?
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Letting the Pedo Bear near the van.
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01-29-2018, 04:03 AM | #14490 |
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You let Aliens in your van?!? BANNED!
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01-29-2018, 07:19 AM | #14491 |
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You're too new to talk about the van. Redacted.
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01-29-2018, 08:13 AM | #14492 |
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What van?? I see no van ... You moved the van didn't you? Without authorisation General... Banned!
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01-29-2018, 01:44 PM | #14493 |
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Van Dammes Van, ban!
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01-30-2018, 06:23 PM | #14494 |
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Banned for not knowing that shagging in the van is forbidden within 25 yards from the temple.
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01-31-2018, 03:42 AM | #14495 |
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Banned for replacing Shaggy aka Mr. Boombastic and shrug shoulders to leave some scutums for pilots to mark the way down to the temple of bones!
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01-31-2018, 03:45 AM | #14496 |
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01-31-2018, 09:14 AM | #14497 |
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John Wayne is big leggy, so got humped to your ban!
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