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      06-26-2015, 02:52 PM   #1387
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Hahaha, dude nothing is as pathetic as me pregnant.
I HIGHLY doubt that. Did I mention that I highly doubt that? Because I do.
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      06-26-2015, 02:52 PM   #1388
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Did you try to call Jake from State Farm?
He's a prude...he wears khakis.
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      06-26-2015, 02:53 PM   #1389
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As much as I would enjoy good looking women walking around nude, there's a whole lot out there in good old 'Murica that I don't want to see.

Especially in my part of North Carolina...
This part of NC that I work in...., would make me cringe..., where I live..., would probably make me cringe too...,


I should move to Chapel Hill or something.
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He's a prude...he wears khakis.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK. HE IS NICE AND HIS KHAKIS ARE NICE TOO.
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      06-26-2015, 02:54 PM   #1391
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The ladies in question that seem to have difficulty understanding each other - take it to PM so the rest of us can enjoy the intelligent banter and pick on MrSS and his pretend M6 as I described earlier
And by ladies - I meant the two dudes throwing a hissy fit back and forth...
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I disagree. Maybe you're speaking for the east only.
Yeah you Vancouverites has sticks up your bums...

I thought with all the good pot in Vancouver you all would be more free spirited.
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      06-26-2015, 02:55 PM   #1393
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK. HE IS NICE AND HIS KHAKIS ARE NICE TOO.
She sounds hideous!
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      06-26-2015, 02:56 PM   #1394
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This part of NC that I work in...., would make me cringe..., where I live..., would probably make me cringe too...,


I should move to Chapel Hill or something.
Each year - Asheville has a 'Go Topless' rally....funny, though - it's never the ones you want to see that have no problem show it off
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I disagree. Maybe you're speaking for the east only.
Yeah you Vancouverites has sticks up your bums...

I thought with all the good pot in Vancouver you all would be more free spirited.
Haha, the naked potheads with no sticks up bums are contained to our hidden nudist beach
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I think it's more socially acceptable for good looking women to walk around naked. However, if you're a good looking dude like myself walking around naked, the reaction isn't quite the same.

One lady asked me what was wrong with my third leg, I said lady, I know not of which you speak, for I only have two legs.

Then the police came.
Are you a nudist ?
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Ok I have a request. Whoever on this forum has the most cash to throw away should get a private plane and pick us all up so we can all meet for dinner. It would be the best time ever! So who's gonna pony up?
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Haha, the naked potheads with no sticks up bums are contained to our hidden nudist beach
Are you spending time at the beach on bimmerpost? You should enjoy the water instead of being on your phone online
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I HIGHLY doubt that. Did I mention that I highly doubt that? Because I do.
don't. 9 months with only coffee and milk staying in makes one a bitch beyond compare.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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don't. 9 months with only coffee and milk staying in makes one a bitch beyond compare.
Be thankful you kept milk in.
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Ok I have a request. Whoever on this forum has the most cash to throw away should get a private plane and pick us all up so we can all meet for dinner. It would be the best time ever! So who's gonna pony up?
I think I have enough PanAm miles for some tickets. Let me check ...
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I think Canada is a bit more open about nudity. Women are allowed to walk around topless in Toronto. Montreal is very European. I've gone to nude beaches in Europe and dropped the banana hammock with no issue.
We have no longer a cultural difference my friend !
BTW...Next weekend with the nice weather we are planning here at my home a huge barbeque and of course with lots of "Greek Ouzo" and ice
But the day after is....Oughhhh !
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don't. 9 months with only coffee and milk staying in makes one a bitch beyond compare.
Be thankful you kept milk in.
Sara, please start a new thread so your Belgian fan can creep you there! He's lost without you! Haha!
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I think I have enough PanAm miles for some tickets. Let me check ...
Lol the fight over the spots will be epic.
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The ladies in question that seem to have difficulty understanding each other - take it to PM so the rest of us can enjoy the intelligent banter and pick on MrSS and his pretend M6 as I described earlier
And by ladies - I meant the two dudes throwing a hissy fit back and forth...
Haha, when I first read it, I though, huh, Lups and I are behaving! :
Hahahaa
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Sara, please start a new thread so your Belgian fan can creep you there! He's lost without you! Haha!
I dont want "OT War II" to break out lol.
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Seems everyone is naked in this thread , when I started to talk about boobs !
That's really creepy !!! But I got it it's all about cultural difference
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