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      11-07-2018, 11:26 AM   #1387
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What's weird flex mean lol
its the new meme - weird flex means it's an odd thing to brag about
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      11-07-2018, 11:29 AM   #1388
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Doc, just remember that while ALL these fawkers were giving you a HARD time, you had support from one person in your taking it slow. Just don't wait 7 years for the nuptials, I might be too old to travel across teh country by then.

And then I can meet Prez Kerr IRL !!!
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      11-07-2018, 12:06 PM   #1389
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I'm just over here smelling my own farts today
Don't sell yourself short. I've crafted many a fart, the lingering aroma of which I've been quite impressed with. I can even pick out the varying scents and link them to the different foods I just consumed.
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      11-07-2018, 12:31 PM   #1390
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i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.

after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early.

a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant.

she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story.

after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol
No blowie in the parking lot?? I would have at least done it for the story.
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      11-07-2018, 12:32 PM   #1391
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i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.

after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early.

a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant.

she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story.

after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol
oh wow. That is a special kind of stupid.
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      11-07-2018, 12:34 PM   #1392
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No blowie in the parking lot?? I would have at least done it for the story.
Can't even imagine what kind of diseases she must have.
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      11-07-2018, 12:38 PM   #1393
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Doc, just remember that while ALL these fawkers were giving you a HARD time, you had support from one person in your taking it slow. Just don't wait 7 years for the nuptials, I might be too old to travel across teh country by then.

And then I can meet Prez Kerr IRL !!!
Shut up, you weren't the only one!
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      11-07-2018, 12:51 PM   #1394
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No blowie in the parking lot?? I would have at least done it for the story.
lol it would've been a bit awkward leaning over in my mustang, ya know, baby belly and all.
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      11-07-2018, 12:54 PM   #1395
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just printed out our Seinfeld tickets for tomorrow, gonna bring her lunch at work tomorrow too
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      11-07-2018, 12:57 PM   #1396
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details about last night?
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      11-07-2018, 01:02 PM   #1397
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just printed out our Seinfeld tickets for tomorrow, gonna bring her lunch at work tomorrow too
Trying to blow her back out in the bathroom?
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      11-07-2018, 01:17 PM   #1398
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Anyone happen to know why Never_Enough got banned from OT?
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      11-07-2018, 01:28 PM   #1399
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Anyone happen to know why Never_Enough got banned from OT?
No, not sure. I didn't see anything?
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No, not sure. I didn't see anything?
I skimmed the last handful of posts he made, nothing offensive to me. Not to say that something may not have offended someone else though. I certainly hope it wasn't over our beef jerky party circles.
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      11-07-2018, 01:32 PM   #1401
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Anyone happen to know why Never_Enough got banned from OT?
what??
he was here in the morning
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      11-07-2018, 01:35 PM   #1402
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what??
he was here in the morning
indeed....and gone by afternoon.

Guessing he was reported by someone with the butt hurt.
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      11-07-2018, 01:41 PM   #1403
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indeed....and gone by afternoon.

Guessing he was reported by someone with the butt hurt.
Yeah I didn't see any posts that were super offensive, but if there were they probably got deleted.


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Yeah I didn't see any posts that were super offensive, but if there were they probably got deleted.


True. Didn't consider that.
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      11-07-2018, 02:56 PM   #1406
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Shut up, you weren't the only one!
You already got your (lavender) invite sealed up for #northoftheborder, eh
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Shut up, you weren't the only one!
You already got your (lavender) invite sealed up for #northoftheborder, eh
We seriously need to all meet up.
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We seriously need to all meet up.
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Go slow, but make this happen
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