Ask a girl anything?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Well - I do fart, but I ain't that old

Yeah right. I know that cloud of dust that got swept over Raleigh in the westward winds came from your wrinkly ass.

[EALm4]

That is distrubing

[Stage1]

Do girls like a guy who wears cologne? I'm not talking as much as your Uncle Johnny BagOfDoughnuts wears, but just enough to smell. I used to wear cologne in college but gave it up, however the guy in the office next to me wears enough to kill a small rhino.

So whats the verdict?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Stage1

Do girls like a guy who wears cologne? I'm not talking as much as your Uncle Johnny BagOfDoughnuts wears, but just enough to smell. I used to wear cologne in college but gave it up, however the guy in the office next to me wears enough to kill a small rhino.

So whats the verdict?

I HATE cologne. And perfume for that matter. Just smell clean and natural please. A subtle nice smelling shampoo is about all I would accept.


That was a great question btw.

[Stage1]

Shampoo leads me to another great question.

Is it ok for a guy to use his girls body wash, or to own his own body wash for that matter?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Stage1

Shampoo leads me to another great question.

Is it ok for a guy to use his girls body wash, or to own his own body wash for that matter?

Yes.

[Stage1]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yes.

Whew

[Axius]

Imo, girls like when I wear my Gucci Pour Homme II. Clean, crispy, sexy. 60% of the time it works every time.

[lens]

I found a light spray of women's perfume works wonders, I have a bottle of hugo boss for women and I find most women are surprisingly attracted to some perfumes.

[Axius]

The best scent is the blood of a virgin wiped across your chest. It shows dominance and that you're alpha male.

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by Stage1

Shampoo leads me to another great question.

Is it ok for a guy to use his girls body wash, or to own his own body wash for that matter?

Neither, you should use a bar of soap like a man not some sort of wussified, over urbanised, latte sipping, no nuts hippie.

Soap, it works, is cheap and it is way easier to rinse off. Bodywash is for neurotic white women.

[lens]

Originally Posted by Axius

The best scent is the blood of a virgin wiped across your chest. It shows dominance and that you're alpha male.

Fuck it, why not piss on her instead to show dominance?

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by chaungo

Fuck it, why not piss on her instead to show dominance?

Mark your property & territory

[Axius]

Originally Posted by chaungo

Fuck it, why not piss on her instead to show dominance?

Not hard enough bro. Chicks love getting pissed on. You need to show that you're soft enough to love, but hard enough to kill.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

Soft enough to love, but hard enough to kill.©

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[V1.47fan]

What's the polite way to tell a girl that she needs to lose weight?

[1MOREMOD]

Just make her nickname butter ball until she catches on

[V1.47fan]

I said the polite way...lol

[UncleWede]

So what do you call it when you go to show your niece (30+) some picture in your phone, and then she modifies her Contact info and adds "my favorite niece" to the end of her name?

Contact bombing?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

I said the polite way...lol

It's less direct and more polite than saying hey fat ass you need to work out?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So what do you call it when you go to show your niece (30+) some picture in your phone, and then she modifies her Contact info and adds "my favorite niece" to the end of her name?

Contact bombing?

She wants it I would say.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

She wants it I would say.

You're an alien FEMALE now too???

Get out of my fantasies. . .