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      06-26-2015, 11:32 AM   #1299
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@954Stealth volunteered but I don't know when I'll get to it.
Why don't we just go have dinner and you can interview me over a some wine and a nice Veal Chop. We'll save to bone-in for after the interview


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      06-26-2015, 11:49 AM   #1300
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Haha, of course you missed it! Once you join in, it's no longer intelligent!
Now, now, Tara...being mean doesn't fit you well
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      06-26-2015, 11:53 AM   #1301
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Now, now, Tara...being mean doesn't fit you well
I agree, what would I be needed for if she takes over in that too.
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      06-26-2015, 11:59 AM   #1302
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I agree, what would I be needed for if she takes over in that too.
Good cop/bad cop

Bad cop/bad cop
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      06-26-2015, 12:03 PM   #1303
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Good cop/bad cop

Bad cop/bad cop
Yeah, it would be horrible!

Tara get your sugary side out again, we will not tolerate you trying to step on my territory! I'm gonna tell on you to the Canadian consulate and a very stern mountaineer will come and shake his finger at you!
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      06-26-2015, 12:07 PM   #1304
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Why don't we just go have dinner and you can interview me over a some wine and a nice Veal Chop. We'll save to bone-in for after the interview
That's the right move my friend .
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Tara get your sugary side out again
The nice ones are the most fun to get wasted
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Haha, of course you missed it! Once you join in, it's no longer intelligent!
Now, now, Tara...being mean doesn't fit you well
Hahaha! Awwww
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I can tell that Tara can be quite witty and sarcastic.

She has proven this by putting a few people in their place and they basically couldn't come back at her.

Tara is the type of woman that looks sweet and harmless, so men will underestimate her based on her smile and appearance.

It is that underestimating mind set that people tent to have when they see a petite and smiling woman. So when she bares her claws, it catches people off guard and they lose balance or can't respond.

Deception, and being deviously clever is what makes a ninja so deadly.

Tara have proven to be quite deadly at time. she does it naturally, like flipping a switch.

Stay on your toes, just sayin, lol
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That's the right move my friend .


You creepy dude.
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      06-26-2015, 12:11 PM   #1309
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I can tell that Tara can be quite witty and sarcastic.

She has proven this by putting a few people in their place and they basically couldn't come back at her.

Tara is the type of woman that looks sweet and harmless, so men will underestimate her based on her smile and appearance.

It is that underestimating mind set that people tent to have when they see a petite and smiling woman. So when she bares her claws, it catches people off guard and they lose balance or can't respond.

Deception, and being deviously clever is what makes a ninja so deadly.

Tara have proven to be quite deadly at time. she does it naturally, like flipping a switch.

Stay on your toes, just sayin, lol
Hahaha!!! Hmmm you are a wise one, Samurai
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Why don't we just go have dinner and you can interview me over a some wine and a nice Veal Chop.
Try foie gras and haggis
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      06-26-2015, 12:13 PM   #1311
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I can tell that Tara can be quite witty and sarcastic.

She has proven this by putting a few people in their place and they basically couldn't come back at her.

Tara is the type of woman that looks sweet and harmless, so men will underestimate her based on her smile and appearance.

It is that underestimating mind set that people tent to have when they see a petite and smiling woman. So when she bares her claws, it catches people off guard and they lose balance or can't respond.

Deception, and being deviously clever is what makes a ninja so deadly.

Tara have proven to be quite deadly at time. she does it naturally, like flipping a switch.

Stay on your toes, just sayin, lol
Wow. Who knew. Thank you, professor
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Good cop/bad cop

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Yeah, it would be horrible!

Tara get your sugary side out again, we will not tolerate you trying to step on my territory! I'm gonna tell on you to the Canadian consulate and a very stern mountaineer will come and shake his finger at you!
But I want to be bad cop too!
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I can tell that Tara can be quite witty and sarcastic.

She has proven this by putting a few people in their place and they basically couldn't come back at her.

Tara is the type of woman that looks sweet and harmless, so men will underestimate her based on her smile and appearance.

It is that underestimating mind set that people tent to have when they see a petite and smiling woman. So when she bares her claws, it catches people off guard and they lose balance or can't respond.

Deception, and being deviously clever is what makes a ninja so deadly.

Tara have proven to be quite deadly at time. she does it naturally, like flipping a switch.

Stay on your toes, just sayin, lol
Says our man of mystery! I've read your posts for a while now, and I'm afraid you're collecting a fan club here. I truly wish you're a geek locked in a basement in real life, the image I've build in my head makes you just too damn cool to hang out with bimmer crew.
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But I want to be bad cop too!
Stay in your lane
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But I want to be bad cop too!
Okay, bring it on. Lets sort the title the age old method. A ring, gaged preferably, baby oil and jelly would be a nice touch too.

Now I'm picking samurai to put on the bikini with my handle on, go find your own warrior.
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Ok, off-topic in off-topic, I decided to bite the bullet and actually take my car into my local BMW stealership for a computer diagnostic check and when I pulled my car into the service bay, it got stuck on the tire pressure measuring ramp thing. Hahaha! My car is so low and they said it was the first time a car got stuck there! Hahahah, it was kinda embarrassing but I'm also kind of proud
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Okay, bring it on. Lets sort the title the age old method. A ring, gaged preferably, baby oil and jelly would be a nice touch too.

Now I'm picking samurai to put on the bikini with my handle on, go find your own warrior.
Video, please.
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I always wanted to try this. Let's go Lups!
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Video, please.
Sure, that's why we are using men to do the fighting so we can watch! Hey you can take Tara 's corner! You'd look good in blue!

Sorry, coffee was weak and I slept too much. I am weird today.
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I can tell that Tara can be quite witty and sarcastic.

She has proven this by putting a few people in their place and they basically couldn't come back at her.

Tara is the type of woman that looks sweet and harmless, so men will underestimate her based on her smile and appearance.

It is that underestimating mind set that people tent to have when they see a petite and smiling woman. So when she bares her claws, it catches people off guard and they lose balance or can't respond.

Deception, and being deviously clever is what makes a ninja so deadly.

Tara have proven to be quite deadly at time. she does it naturally, like flipping a switch.

Stay on your toes, just sayin, lol
Wow. Who knew. Thank you, professor
You are welcome! Imparting knowledge... it's what I do.
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