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      06-14-2010, 09:47 PM   #111
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That's my face on the way to the bar, dan.

To the bar, Dan.
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Anybody who has ever lived or currently lives in NYC would probably agree with me on this one... subway pole huggers. You're in a crowded subway and there's some jackass who has got his whole arm and half his body wrapped around the pole so you basically you can't hold onto it. Wtf???
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Anybody who has ever lived or currently lives in NYC would probably agree with me on this one... subway pole huggers. You're in a crowded subway and there's some jackass who has got his whole arm and half his body wrapped around the pole so you basically you can't hold onto it. Wtf???
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I currently work in a small office where there are many occasions where I am the only one there and thus must field all the incoming calls. I can't explain it, but whenever I'm in there alone, the phone literally will not ring for like 2 hours...then as soon as it does I'll get 3 fucking calls while I'm still on the first call...considering these calls last about maybe 2 minutes tops I cannot explain this rationally with any probability/statistical arguments. Just makes NO FUCKING SENSE

This also holds true for when I make an outgoing call...phones quiet forever so I decide to make a call, BAM 10 FUCKING CALLS...I feel like everyone calling me must be sporting some serious trollface
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I currently work in a small office where there are many occasions where I am the only one there and thus must field all the incoming calls. I can't explain it, but whenever I'm in there alone, the phone literally will not ring for like 2 hours...then as soon as it does I'll get 3 fucking calls while I'm still on the first call...considering these calls last about maybe 2 minutes tops I cannot explain this rationally with any probability/statistical arguments. Just makes NO FUCKING SENSE

This also holds true for when I make an outgoing call...phones quiet forever so I decide to make a call, BAM 10 FUCKING CALLS...I feel like everyone calling me must be sporting some serious trollface
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Seriously it's usually sales calls too

Just today a call from London in retarded English accent:
"Can I speak to the president regarding your company's marketing strategy"

"No, we don't take sales calls, if we were interested we'd likely contact someone local"

"This isn't a sales call and we can offer..."

"You're calling from London..."

"...but we do this and blahblahcrumpetsblah"

"FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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It pisses me off when I'm about to stop at an intersection and I have to avoid hitting people that make narrow left turns Fucking assholes can't turn without going too narrow! Sometimes I wish I had a shitty car so that I could just scrape the whole side of their car as they turn in front of me. Most of the time they look at me like I'm the one thats in the wrong for getting too close to them when clearly I'm not even at the white line for the crosswalk yet.
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It pisses me off when I'm about to stop at an intersection and I have to avoid hitting people that make narrow left turns Fucking assholes can't turn without going too narrow! Sometimes I wish I had a shitty car so that I could just scrape the whole side of their car as they turn in front of me. Most of the time they look at me like I'm the one thats in the wrong for getting too close to them when clearly I'm not even at the white line for the crosswalk yet.
That's why you get a Landcruiser with Steel bumpers. Trust me after driving in Atlanta with my Landcruiser I was amazed how people stopped pulling that bullshit.
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ppl chewing gum with their mouth open, or food for that matter.

Shows how uncivilized they are, or how they lack culture.
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That's why you get a Landcruiser with Steel bumpers. Trust me after driving in Atlanta with my Landcruiser I was amazed how people stopped pulling that bullshit.
how many cars do you have?
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how many cars do you have?
He's got a shitload, apparently.
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He's got a shitload, apparently.
A shitload of shitty cars.
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People who say mines and not mine.
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      06-17-2010, 08:14 AM   #128
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People who say mines and not mine.
Look at it this way, that's a hell of a lot better than saying mine when you mean mines.
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I'll go first. I fucking HATE stupid people. There, I said it. Especially driving. The worst is when someone pulls into my lane/cuts me off/makes an illegal turn in front of me and then acts like it's my fault! The look of pure stupidity/anger they give me without even considering that they are at fault is infuriating. Makes me wish I was in charge of handing out procreation licenses. Denied ma'am... But why?! Because you're clearly too stupid to be entrusted with raising a child. End of story. Yes, this just happened to me on the way home...
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People who supposebly want to axe me a question regarding expresso. Oh, and lately it's anyone who can't spell "alcantara."
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I hate people on this forum who write "rediculous" , "definately", "independant" ,"their" and "there" instead of "they're". Go back to school.
Nice, and you seemed to organize them in order of most annoying to least also
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I hate people on this forum who write "rediculous" , "definately", "independant" ,"their" and "there" instead of "they're". Go back to school.
and sentance, don't forget sentance.
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I hate that most in car GPS systems don't use the QWERTY keyboard on their input screens.

Takes me at least 3 times longer to type something in because I can't find the letter I need.




Also, douche-nozzles that put a paypal "hold" on payment from an ebay auction you just had. Really? You are going to put a hold on a $50.00 auction? Cheap-ass mother fuckers. And I have perfect feedback too! Just sucks because you are selling stuff to fund other purchases, but but you don't actually "get" your money until the idiot at the other end releases it.

And while I'm on a rant I might as well complain about eBay while I'm at it. I f'ing hate eBay with a passion. Since ~2004 all it has been is full of trashy mis-labeled cheap crap. There is almost so much competition on there that going to a retail store is less expensive. The only "real" alternative is Craigslist which unfortunately garners the same description as eBay, but couple that up with some cheap skate, low balling, tire-kickers and it such a time suck.
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