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      01-11-2009, 10:39 PM   #111
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lmfao turbo>na had the best pickup lines imo
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      01-11-2009, 10:49 PM   #112
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CHLOROFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      01-11-2009, 11:01 PM   #113
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whats your name?...how do you spell your phone number??....
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      01-11-2009, 11:05 PM   #114
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This actually worked:

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: Umm I dunno...
Me: Enough to break the ice..... I'm ____
Aww...that's cute..
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      01-11-2009, 11:11 PM   #115
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whats your name?...how do you spell your phone number??....
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      01-12-2009, 12:43 AM   #116
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Walk up to a girl when she is alone at the bar...

"Did you invite all these people?"

[ Excuse me? or What? ]

"I thought it was suppose to be just you and I."
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      01-12-2009, 01:20 AM   #117
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"can i buy you a drink?"
-to bartender: "ill have a stoli and sprite, and she'll have a ruficolada"
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      01-12-2009, 01:33 AM   #118
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My name is Armand, Im 19 and I have a bimmer..

Wanna hook up?
lmao nice. only in glendale would you hear someone say this. the rest were pretty good too.
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      01-12-2009, 02:32 AM   #119
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Man: Do you work for UPS?
Girl: No, why?
Man: I swear I saw you checking out my package.
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      01-12-2009, 02:39 AM   #120
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lmao nice. only in glendale would you hear someone say this. the rest were pretty good too.
Yes sir.
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      01-12-2009, 02:42 AM   #121
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Wasup babe, what do you want to do tonight?

[She sticks her middle finger at you]

...So pick you up by 1?
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      01-12-2009, 02:43 AM   #122
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I'd like to glue your eyeballs together so you can see yourself.
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      01-12-2009, 06:36 AM   #123
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the best pick up I've ever done
I drew on a napkin a tictactoe board
I sent it over to a girl with the waiter and wrote on it "if I win, you come have a drink with me"

and we played a game.. back and forth
she was like "it's a tie.. what happens?" I replied "you still come have a drink with me"

it worked
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      01-12-2009, 06:50 AM   #124
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You must be a speeding ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
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This actually worked:

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
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Let's flip a coin...
Heads I get tail, tails I get head.
these win by so much. it isnt even close
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      01-12-2009, 10:23 AM   #125
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"Here, write down your number before I don't want it anymore."
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      01-12-2009, 12:49 PM   #126
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Man: Do you work for UPS?
Girl: No, why?
Man: I swear I saw you checking out my package.
I lol'd
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      01-12-2009, 02:11 PM   #127
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"Here, write down your number before I don't want it anymore."
I like this one a lot!
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      01-12-2009, 02:16 PM   #128
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^+1 that one is good.
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      01-12-2009, 03:54 PM   #129
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      01-12-2009, 04:00 PM   #130
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excuse me, but you are standing on my dick
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      01-12-2009, 05:53 PM   #131
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