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      04-29-2018, 10:32 AM   #111
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It hurts the bottom of my heart if my car isn't reasonably clean with shined tires.

Also, I need sun and warmth. It affects my mood big time. I've lived in places with crappy weather my entire life. Luckily, I'm entering a profession where one can live wherever the f*ck they desire. Hopefully in a few years I'll be in SoCal or Miami. Hell I'd even be OK with Az or Tx.
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It hurts the bottom of my heart if my car isn't reasonably clean with shined tires.

Also, I need sun and warmth. It affects my mood big time. I've lived in places with crappy weather my entire life. Luckily, I'm entering a profession where one can live wherever the f*ck they desire. Hopefully in a few years I'll be in SoCal or Miami. Hell I'd even be OK with Az or Tx.
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You're sick. That has to be a mental condition. Why the hell would anyone live anywhere warm? Warm is horrible. Jeez...

@Mike. I totally get the straw thing if you have a broken jaw from a fight against a man eating tiger or you've lost your hands in horrible jerking off accident.

I'm not judging ya two, but there is a hard limit between weird needs and you two.
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It hurts the bottom of my heart if my car isn't reasonably clean with shined tires.

Also, I need sun and warmth. It affects my mood big time. I've lived in places with crappy weather my entire life. Luckily, I'm entering a profession where one can live wherever the f*ck they desire. Hopefully in a few years I'll be in SoCal or Miami. Hell I'd even be OK with Az or Tx.
Nobody else will tell you this but I will!

You're sick. That has to be a mental condition. Why the hell would anyone live anywhere warm? Warm is horrible. Jeez...

@Mike. I totally get the straw thing if you have a broken jaw from a fight against a man eating tiger or you've lost your hands in horrible jerking off accident.

I'm not judging ya two, but there is a hard limit between weird needs and you two.
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Now you made me feel bad for being a bitch but coffee has to be hot, and the weather must be cold. You two have thermometer issues.

To make you two feel better: I almost bought a house. I loved almost nothing about it but it could've been a great project to work on. If my husband ever finds out I stalled the deal so long that an other dork bought it for a lamp idea I have, he will finally kill me.

I don't even have a concept done for the lighting feature and I'm looking for a house for it. I'm so going to end up divorced and bitter.
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