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      07-20-2015, 11:05 AM   #111
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Again, the old guy would smash all 4, but over like a week or something
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      07-20-2015, 11:07 AM   #112
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You don't have to blow a load on all 4 just dip it and move on. Us old guys take forever to get off so no worries there.
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      07-20-2015, 11:13 AM   #113
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"Why don't we walk down there and f$CK them all instead?"

I learned a long time ago that even with a smasher, you want her to be somewhat happy, just in case she comes around again
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      07-20-2015, 11:17 AM   #114
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If she's unhappy just exercise the trunk ride after option.
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      07-20-2015, 11:19 AM   #115
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I would co-sign a loan for any one of those broads for an hour of their time.
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      07-20-2015, 12:56 PM   #116
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curious as to which of these 3 you guys prefer.

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      07-20-2015, 01:00 PM   #117
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      07-20-2015, 01:01 PM   #118
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      07-20-2015, 01:04 PM   #119
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      07-20-2015, 01:05 PM   #120
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the one in the middle likes anal, pick her.
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      07-20-2015, 01:06 PM   #121
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      07-20-2015, 01:10 PM   #122
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      07-20-2015, 02:41 PM   #123
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      07-20-2015, 10:15 PM   #124
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One on the right is Shawn Bradley height, however, who cares? Smash all 3
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      07-20-2015, 10:28 PM   #125
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      07-20-2015, 11:11 PM   #126
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Smash?
No smash.
If I've seen her on a normal photo, it might have a different outcome. I just cannot smash a gal who go up to the karaoke bar drunk and trying to seek attention "Look at me guys! I am drunk!"
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      07-21-2015, 06:13 AM   #127
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Smash?
No smash.
If I've seen her on a normal photo, it might have a different outcome. I just cannot smash a gal who go up to the karaoke bar drunk and trying to seek attention "Look at me guys! I am drunk!"
I agree with you on that. The more a woman begs/feeds off attention, the less attention she gets from me.
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      07-21-2015, 11:20 PM   #128
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I'd smash it like a vase son. #layup
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      07-22-2015, 07:41 AM   #129
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She looks like she'd give a great blow job. I wouldnt say no if she wanted it.
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      07-22-2015, 07:52 AM   #130
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Of course smash. She would just be a simple "fire and forget" or a "pump and dump" for you fiance boys.
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      07-22-2015, 11:29 AM   #131
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      07-22-2015, 11:31 AM   #132
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