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      06-02-2015, 08:43 AM   #1255
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You hippie, Fuckers cannot be banned. They can only be... you know, fucked!

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I did not know that. It explains a lot though. Thank you.

Banned for telling me I've done this wrong all these years.
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I did not know that. It explains a lot though. Thank you.

Banned for telling me I've done this wrong all these years.
Banned for 'doing it wrong'
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Banned for 'doing it wrong'
Oh shut it!

Banned for being on teacher mode before coffee when the pupil has a hangover.
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Oh shut it!

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Banned for trying to star in Hangover IV.
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Banned for trying to star in Hangover IV.
Banned for making fun of my career plans!

I hate my friend. This was all his bright idea.
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      06-02-2015, 09:53 AM   #1261
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I hate my friend. This was all his bright idea.
Banned for using the word "hate".
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Banned for using the word "hate".
Hi Billup! How is your morning?

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      06-02-2015, 10:01 AM   #1263
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Hi Billup! How is your morning?

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Hey babe! My morning is going great. Nice and relaxing so far. No operators coming to complain about shitty tooling for once. How is yours?

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Hey babe! My morning is going great. Nice and relaxing so far. No operators coming to complain about shitty tooling for once. How is yours?

Banned for making us bend the rules in the ban thread.
We had a chat night last night with a friend. Basically IRC and boos and I'm suffering because of it now. Coffee is saving my life right now.

I tried to read the gd thread but i think that ship sailed. This is apparently it in the ot now.

Banned for being on a good mood.
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We had a chat night last night with a friend. Basically IRC and boos and I'm suffering because of it now. Coffee is saving my life right now.

I tried to read the gd thread but i think that ship sailed. This is apparently it in the ot now.

Banned for being on a good mood.
Coffee is always a morning savior. I actually stopped and got a Medium instead of my typical small this morning. I blame it on the sex last night. When we finished, she was shaking, then crying, then laughing hysterically, then back to shaking, then she couldn't breathe because her body was convulsing so much. Now my back hurts. Could really go for a massage.


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Coffee is always a morning savior. I actually stopped and got a Medium instead of my typical small this morning. I blame it on the sex last night. When we finished, she was shaking, then crying, then laughing hysterically, then back to shaking, then she couldn't breathe because her body was convulsing so much. Now my back hurts. Could really go for a massage.


Banned for putting me in a better mood with your sweet words.
Banned for using words I've forgotten a meaning to.
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      06-02-2015, 10:18 AM   #1267
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Banned for using words I've forgotten a meaning to.
Come chat with me in the chit chat thread I made.


Banned for not mentioning which words...., was it "sex"? I sure hope not.
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Billup & Lups Both banned for online virtual romance.
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Come chat with me in the chit chat thread I made.


Banned for not mentioning which words...., was it "sex"? I sure hope not.
Banned for not mentioning which thread. I have hours to kill.
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Banned for not mentioning which thread. I have hours to kill.
Banned because i beat you to it.
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Banned for not reading thread titles.


It's the "What's that? You wanna chit chat?" thread.
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Billup & Lups Both banned for online virtual romance.
Banned for making it sound like Billup has this bad of a taste. Shame on you.



Meh, Billup and I are just virtual friends. I do my picking up from IRC.
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      06-02-2015, 10:40 AM   #1273
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Banned for making it sound like Billup has this bad of a taste. Shame on you.



Meh, Billup and I are just virtual friends. I do my picking up from IRC.
Banned for shaming me. You two should have a sthrex session (Sex + thread). Just like Sexting (Sex + Texting)
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Banned for shaming me. You two should have a sthrex session (Sex + thread). Just like Sexting (Sex + Texting)
That would go down well with our spouses. "honey, it's not what you think I swear. It was all in public and at daytime and nothing really happened"

Yeah, banned for bad ideas.
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That would go down well with our spouses. "honey, it's not what you think I swear. It was all in public and at daytime and nothing really happened"

Yeah, banned for bad ideas.
UNbanned for being creative with it!
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