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| 08-02-2023, 11:19 AM | #1257 |
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This one is pretty clever and always one of my favorites...I think it is roughly paraphrased from Shakespeare:
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed". Last edited by BMWGUYinCO; 08-02-2023 at 11:24 AM.. |
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| 08-02-2023, 11:51 AM | #1258 | |
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| 08-02-2023, 12:51 PM | #1259 |
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Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill and his response:
“Sir, If I Were Your Wife I’d Put Poison in Your Tea!” “Madam, If I Were Your Husband I’d Drink It.” |
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| 08-02-2023, 01:11 PM | #1260 |
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To paraphrase Orlando Bloom's line from Ridley Scott's film "Kingdom of Heaven", "Who would I be if I didn't make this place better".
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| 08-02-2023, 02:44 PM | #1261 |
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Radio check from Daniel Ricardo "Testing, 1 2 3 Ball Sac"
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| 08-02-2023, 03:50 PM | #1262 |
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"It's the duty of young men to seek truth
It's the duty of old men to speak truth It's the all men to defend truth" ~Save Your Sons |
| 08-11-2023, 10:36 AM | #1264 |
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"Show me a man that gets rich by being a politician, and I’ll show you a crook.” - - - Harry S.Truman
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| 08-15-2023, 01:24 PM | #1265 |
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(I posted this on another automotive forum and got the post deleted and a very stern warning (Zero Tolerance!  ) from a moderator for a violation of "section 8" of the forum rules -- which I cannot find. Go figure! I assume the moderator thought this was about politics or religion, which was not the spirit in which I posted it. Whatever... )
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BMW CCA 30 years Last edited by Llarry; 08-19-2023 at 08:47 AM.. |
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| 08-25-2023, 01:53 PM | #1269 |
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I spent most of my money on booze and women.. the rest i just wasted..
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| 08-25-2023, 06:01 PM | #1270 |
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"'Twas a woman drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her." - - - W.C. Fields
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| 08-26-2023, 09:30 AM | #1271 |
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Fear has killed more dreams than failure ever will. - ?
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there - Will Rogers |
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| 08-26-2023, 02:02 PM | #1272 |
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Cailín gan eagla.
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And stop idolizing influencers and media/sport/music personalities. Most of them are not good role models.
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| 09-05-2023, 05:18 PM | #1273 |
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To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley
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Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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| 09-10-2023, 04:25 PM | #1275 |
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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| 09-10-2023, 06:38 PM | #1276 | |
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“Religion hates relationship.”
“The key ingredient to the Christian faith is intimacy with God the Father.” “It is diligently to be noted, the faith, which brings not forth repentance, and love, and all good works, is not that right living faith which is here spoken of, but a dead and devilish one.” -John Wesley
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