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      11-05-2018, 12:09 PM   #1255
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idk how the pic will upload (first day, second time using the app) but she's the redhead

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idk how the pic will upload (first day, second time using the app) but she's the redhead
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      11-05-2018, 12:10 PM   #1257
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yes, at least a similar level so that i don't talk to a bag of potatos.


true, her research is on the accuracy of GPS sensors on drones for land surveying so i don't think she's too dumb...
Make sure she has common sense & street smarts. Books smarts are not the same.
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      11-05-2018, 12:11 PM   #1258
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idk how the pic will upload (first day, second time using the app) but she's the redhead
She's cute. Would bang. Approved.

She looks 12.
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idk how the pic will upload (first day, second time using the app) but she's the redhead
She's cute! Also huge props for delivering.
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Make sure she has common sense & street smarts. Books smarts are not the same.
Wit is a huge deal to me. I like someone who can give me as much sarcasm and shit as I give them. Makes everything 10x more fun.
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Make sure she has common sense & street smarts. Books smarts are not the same.
100% agree, i feel like she has street smarts but i don't know her personality that well yet


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She's cute. Would bang. Approved.

She looks 12.
she's actually 21, aka older than me
i don't know how i do this, my last "girlfriend" was also older than me and she was pretty cute too

i lowkey can't wait to be 21 so i can go to chicago bars instead of shitty college bars though
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100% agree, i feel like she has street smarts but i don't know her personality that well yet



she's actually 21, aka older than me
i don't know how i do this, my last "girlfriend" was also older than me and she was pretty cute too

i lowkey can't wait to be 21 so i can go to chicago bars instead of shitty college bars though
I just realized all of mine have been like a year younger.
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100% agree, i feel like she has street smarts but i don't know her personality that well yet



she's actually 21, aka older than me
i don't know how i do this, my last "girlfriend" was also older than me and she was pretty cute too

i lowkey can't wait to be 21 so i can go to chicago bars instead of shitty college bars though
You guys are pretty much the same age, let's not get carried away thinking you date older women.

I'm 37 & I have dated women in their 50s.
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You guys are pretty much the same age, let's not get carried away thinking you date older women.

I'm 37 & I have dated women in their 50s.
i made out with a 50ish year old lady on the dance floor at a club back in turkey but that's about it

i got shit from my guy friends for making out with an old woman, and got shit from my girl friends for making out with someone when we (apparently clearly) were both blacked out so it was a successful night
i still get shit from the boys about it, how i'm a dangerous man when im drunk... sadly is true
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idk how the pic will upload (first day, second time using the app) but she's the redhead
Very cute. Well done.

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You guys are pretty much the same age, let's not get carried away thinking you date older women.

I'm 37 & I have dated women in their 50s.
Same. Some older ladies are where it's at and some not so much. I've also dated a 26 year old in the last 3 years.
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I'm 37 & I have dated women in their 50s.

There is a guy in one of the schools my company is contracted with who just got hired as a custodian (he is maybe 19 or 20) and he is dating a mom of one of the students (in her late 40s early 50s I think).
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There is a guy in one of the schools my company is contracted with who just got hired as a custodian (he is maybe 19 or 20) and he is dating a mom of one of the students (in her late 40s early 50s I think).
oh my god
one of my pledge brothers told me a story about his XC team. they were giving some kid on the team shit by saying his mom was sleeping with the coach...

shortly after they graduate, that kid's parents divorce and she gets married with the coach...
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i made out with a 50ish year old lady on the dance floor at a club back in turkey but that's about it

i got shit from my guy friends for making out with an old woman, and got shit from my girl friends for making out with someone when we (apparently clearly) were both blacked out so it was a successful night
i still get shit from the boys about it, how i'm a dangerous man when im drunk... sadly is true
Tell your friends get with the program. Plenty of older women that have kept their shit tight & also some have $
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Tell your friends get with the program. Plenty of older women that have kept their shit tight & also some have $
oh fuck them, i can withstand the shit and I'm the one who gets action with some older chicks so who cares?

im 100% sure i said this a few weeks back in the thread, almost the sole reason I want to become 21 soon is to try my game in a bar where women a bit above my age group go...

tinder for me has proved very shit in that age group, but i got noticeably less matches so yourboy has to use his social skills
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Tell your friends get with the program. Plenty of older women that have kept their shit tight & also some have $
DING DING DING!!! This! There are some very attractive older ladies out there.
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oh my god
one of my pledge brothers told me a story about his XC team. they were giving some kid on the team shit by saying his mom was sleeping with the coach...

shortly after they graduate, that kid's parents divorce and she gets married with the coach...
Hahaha that's priceless. I mean I can see hooking up with a MILF or Cougar. Plenty of good looking ones at the schools, but dating and hanging out? I feel like that wouldn't work from an intellectual perspective, at least with me.

I'd take the younger hot ones like Jade any day over that.
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Hahaha that's priceless. I mean I can see hooking up with a MILF or Cougar. Plenty of good looking ones at the schools, but dating and hanging out? I feel like that wouldn't work from an intellectual perspective, at least with me.

I'd take the younger hot ones like Jade any day over that.
oh yeah 100%, im not trying to date a milf/cougar... im just trying to have fun and see what the commotion is about
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Class, do not underestimate the beauty and teaching skills of that fabled beast...the cougar. While seemingly elusive the one must craft a strategy to meet them at the perfect time allowing a teaching experience that rivals none.

The last few I dated, I'd rank in order, thusly:

Eva Longorio Look-alike
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Fatal Attraction (Fatal Attraction was a solid 9+. A man once chased her through an airport to get her number. Not exaggerating.)

They are all hotter and in better shape than their offspring as their offspring's friends.
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Class, do not underestimate the beauty and teaching skills of that fabled beast...the cougar. While seemingly elusive the one must craft a strategy to meet them at the perfect time allowing a teaching experience that rivals none.

The last few I dated, I'd rank in order, thusly:

Eva Longorio Look-alike
Comfort Access
Kryptonite
Ex-Bikini Model
Fatal Attraction (Fatal Attraction was a solid 9+. A man once chased her through an airport to get her number. Not exaggerating.)

They are all hotter and in better shape than their offspring as their offspring's friends.
sensei please do explain what a "comfort access" is, im very confused
also one of my teachers (super cool dude) back in high school told me to always look at the mom before getting serious with a girl i guess it really is a thing
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sensei please do explain what a "comfort access" is, im very confused
also one of my teachers (super cool dude) back in high school told me to always look at the mom before getting serious with a girl i guess it really is a thing
Those are all my nom de plume's for them. It's an inside thing just take my word for it. 5'-2" 107#, 32D. Black hair to the middle of her back and honey-almond colored skin. Simply stunning.
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Those are all my nom de plume's for them. It's an inside thing just take my word for it. 5'-2" 107#, 32D. Black hair to the middle of her back and honey-almond colored skin. Simply stunning.
OMG. We have the same taste hahaha.
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