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      07-26-2015, 01:27 AM   #12651
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Fuck off? What...you mean now? Only if we FaceTime

And I meant NATIVE Seattle girls.

You euro chicks are something else. First girl to rim me was a euro born. Bless her heart and her soul.
Hahahaha.

How's the dating life Ss?

Yeah, I agree. I hang out in the worst place possible to get a good picture of women of America. I don't like my gender much, but here it has gotten so, so bad.

Oh, did you see the pic of my dogs being abused?
The dating life is there going as usual like the fine tune machine that it is.

Seattle girls piss me off. Bunch of entitled stuck up "look at me but don't let me catch you looking" tricks. I would never date one again.

Your dogs got abused??? Tell me who did it, I have connections up there that can inflict some damage.
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The dating life is there going as usual like the fine tune machine that it is.

Seattle girls piss me off. Bunch of entitled stuck up "look at me but don't let me catch you looking" tricks. I would never date one again.

Your dogs got abused??? Tell me who did it, I have connections up there that can inflict some damage.
You did not see it?

Oh man, I don't think I should repost.

It was so bad...
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Hahahaha.

How's the dating life Ss?

Yeah, I agree. I hang out in the worst place possible to get a good picture of women of America. I don't like my gender much, but here it has gotten so, so bad.

Oh, did you see the pic of my dogs being abused?
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The dating life is there going as usual like the fine tune machine that it is.

Seattle girls piss me off. Bunch of entitled stuck up "look at me but don't let me catch you looking" tricks. I would never date one again.

Your dogs got abused??? Tell me who did it, I have connections up there that can inflict some damage.
Just like N.CA.

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The dating life is there going as usual like the fine tune machine that it is.

Seattle girls piss me off. Bunch of entitled stuck up "look at me but don't let me catch you looking" tricks. I would never date one again.

Your dogs got abused??? Tell me who did it, I have connections up there that can inflict some damage.
You did not see it?

Oh man, I don't think I should repost.

It was so bad...
I haven't been lurking as much the forums lately, heads up in the clouds counting the days of my drive off.

And if it's really bad- and not some cute photo, don't post it. I get super angry at any form of k9 abuse. I've stepped in on various occasions when owners are "disciplining" their dogs by hitting them, and have asked them to try hitting me instead and see what happens.

If it's cute though, post it
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I haven't been lurking as much the forums lately, heads up in the clouds counting the days of my drive off.

And if it's really bad- and not some cute photo, don't post it. I get super angry at any form of k9 abuse. I've stepped in on various occasions when owners are "disciplining" their dogs by hitting them, and have asked them to try hitting me instead and see what happens.

If it's cute though, post it
Dude it's bad.



The Jr, Rabies, was not under blankets for his nap.

I've stepped in many times too, same words too.

My dogs are weird. My princess when I clipped her nails screamed like I was killing her. Kissa cries like I'm beating her if I put her to the floor for stealing kids food (zero pain).

The Jr probably feels abused now. He wants to sleep fully covered.
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Dude it's bad.



The Jr, Rabies, was not under blankets for his nap.

I've stepped in many times too, same words too.

My dogs are weird. My princess when I clipped her nails screamed like I was killing her. Kissa cries like I'm beating her if I put her to the floor for stealing kids food (zero pain).

The Jr probably feels abused now. He wants to sleep fully covered.
Oh, we seen that one.
Priceless photo. Kid and pets, can't beat that.
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Oh, we seen that one.
Priceless photo. Kid and pets, can't beat that.
Damn kissa woke up before I snuck a hat in. I so would've won the hat round with that one.
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      07-26-2015, 04:05 PM   #12658
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Currently bored out of my mind watching PGA on tv at my parents place.
Wife , kid and kids grandma out right now.
Detail parents car to kill time.
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Detail parents car to kill time.
I actually don't mind. She lives in condo, and no running hose/faucet outside.
I am just eating hagen daas.
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I actually don't mind. She lives in condo, and no running hose/faucet outside.
I am just eating hagen daas.
Actually it's "Haagen Dazs".
You should try the Belgian "Ijsboerke" without it my deep freezer looks empty => https://www.google.be/search?hl=nl&s...74.pP6-2ZuvyNE
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Actually it's "Haagen Dazs".
You should try the Belgian "Ijsboerke" without it my deep freezer looks empty => https://www.google.be/search?hl=nl&s...74.pP6-2ZuvyNE
I eat that thing at least once a month, and I can even spell it. LOL

I remember while on klm to go back to lax from amb, they were showing a movie.
one dutch guy told me that I should listen to it in dutch, because it is very similar to eng.

I couldn't understand a sentence what they were saying. Hahaha
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I eat that thing at least once a month, and I can even spell it. LOL

I remember while on klm to go back to lax from amb, they were showing a movie.
one dutch guy told me that I should listen to it in dutch, because it is very similar to eng.

I couldn't understand a sentence what they were saying. Hahaha
No problem my friend because I just know a language is not easy .
I speak , read , and write 4 languages like I told before on here , and Flemish is my first language .
So just look how I type English on here , I just know it really sucks and the grammar is probably even worse .
Hope to going better with my English that's why this forum is perfect training for me .
You should hear my English accent...
But......The most important thing is....That we understand each other !
Can I have some points from you for my English , let's say scale 1-10 ?
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I've heard nothing since Friday
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I've heard nothing since Friday
Somewhere off the coast of California...
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WHERE THE HECK IS MY CAR?!?

I've heard nothing since Friday
Somewhere off the coast of California...
NO DUMMY, it's off the boat. But customs is closed on the weekends...

So it's just sitting there. Collecting dust. And sea residue.
And not giving me a chance to pick up before I leave for the wedding
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WHERE THE HECK IS MY CAR?!?

I've heard nothing since Friday
Somewhere off the coast of California...
NO DUMMY, it's off the boat. But customs is closed on the weekends...

So it's just sitting there. Collecting dust. And sea residue.
And not giving me a chance to pick up before I leave for the wedding
LOL at "Dummy"!!! Are you 5 years old?
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WHERE THE HECK IS MY CAR?!?

I've heard nothing since Friday
Somewhere off the coast of California...
NO DUMMY, it's off the boat. But customs is closed on the weekends...

So it's just sitting there. Collecting dust. And sea residue.
And not giving me a chance to pick up before I leave for the wedding
LOL at "Dummy"!!! Are you 5 years old?
27 ...

Close enough.
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^Ha Ha

That's is too funny!!!
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^Ha Ha

That's is too funny!!!
Must be some e9x humor...

Sorry- no comprendo. I only speak f13
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Must be some e9x humor...

Sorry- no comprendo. I only speak f13


I gave you a shout out earlier today...I'll rent a Yaris in your honor next weekend!! Go Fit and Versa hunting

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Sorry- no comprendo. I only speak f13


I gave you a shout out earlier today...I'll rent a Yaris in your honor next weekend!! Go Fit and Versa hunting

YAAASSS!!!

You'll officially know the invisible clock that's known as the Yaris. If you can grab an 08 model- then you'll really know my joy.

I'm gonna miss driving my Yaris every day...but with gas prices going down again, and my new baby almost ready for drive off, poor Lupita is going to be ignored for a while

Fuck those versas up though.
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