BMW E60 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com  
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts  

Go Back   BMW E60 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      07-24-2015, 04:21 PM   #12541
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11829
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
Haha LiL Sir Mix A lot
Yup!

Our waiter said I'm the coolest mom ever because of what I drive
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
      07-24-2015, 04:24 PM   #12542
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3477
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
"you all have really big butts."
From the mouths of babes
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 04:27 PM   #12543
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11829
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver View Post
From the mouths of babes
Yeah, I have my genes to thank for this. When I was his age, I complimented my aunt for having very long tits.

"they hang really low, you don't need a bra and you can put them in your pants."

"they suit you really well"

I think I lost my status as her favorite niece that day.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 2
      07-24-2015, 04:35 PM   #12544
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3477
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
I complimented my aunt for having very long tits.
My goodness. Are we talking Nat Geo, Africa edition boobs?
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 04:37 PM   #12545
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11829
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver View Post
My goodness. Are we talking Nat Geo, Africa edition boobs?
Lol, I can't remember, for a three year old they looked like ropes.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
      07-24-2015, 04:41 PM   #12546
MrPrena
Captain
MrPrena's Avatar
United_States
1590
Rep
803
Posts

Drives: BMW Hyundai Nissan
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: TB

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver View Post
My goodness. Are we talking Nat Geo, Africa edition boobs?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Lol, I can't remember, for a three year old they looked like ropes.
This is the time when I try to imagine a good looking boobs inside my head to clear this out of my head.
Appreciate 2
      07-24-2015, 04:45 PM   #12547
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5639
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
"Mom, I know who is an adult"

"do share"

"dad is an adult, aunt is an adult, you are an adult, and our waiter is an adult"

"yes, but what makes us adults?"

"you all have really big butts."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Yup!

Our waiter said I'm the coolest mom ever because of what I drive
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Yeah, I have my genes to thank for this. When I was his age, I complimented my aunt for having very long tits.

"they hang really low, you don't need a bra and you can put them in your pants."

"they suit you really well"

I think I lost my status as her favorite niece that day.
...so much WIN in these words!!!!

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 04:48 PM   #12548
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5639
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post
This is the time when I try to imagine a good looking boobs inside my head to clear this out of my head.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

Last edited by ASBSECU E93; 07-24-2015 at 04:53 PM.. Reason: Litte shout out to C5driver for the gif :D
Appreciate 1
      07-24-2015, 04:50 PM   #12549
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3477
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Lol, I can't remember, for a three year old they looked like ropes.
Good Lord...
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 04:51 PM   #12550
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3477
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post
This is the time when I try to imagine a good looking boobs inside my head to clear this out of my head.
Are we allowed to post good looking boobs in lingerie or will Jason be upset?
Appreciate 1
      07-24-2015, 04:52 PM   #12551
Mr.SugarSkulls
Brigadier General
Mr.SugarSkulls's Avatar
No_Country
2889
Rep
3,247
Posts

Drives: BMW i8
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Long Beach, CA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW F13 M6  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post
This is the time when I try to imagine a good looking boobs inside my head to clear this out of my head.
Are we allowed to post good looking boobs in lingerie or will Jason be upset?
Try it and see
__________________
I'm always sunny, hunny.
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 04:54 PM   #12552
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5639
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver View Post
Are we allowed to post good looking boobs in lingerie or will Jason be upset?
...a couple of other OT threads that already exist, but don't mind me....post away
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 04:58 PM   #12553
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3477
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls View Post
Try it and see
You just want my rep points
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 04:58 PM   #12554
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3477
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
...a couple of other OT threads that already exist, but don't mind me....post away
I really need to venture out more...
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 05:00 PM   #12555
Mr.SugarSkulls
Brigadier General
Mr.SugarSkulls's Avatar
No_Country
2889
Rep
3,247
Posts

Drives: BMW i8
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Long Beach, CA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW F13 M6  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls View Post
Try it and see
You just want my rep points
Too bad they're not transferable.

Otherwise I'd have lups number.
__________________
I'm always sunny, hunny.
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 05:10 PM   #12556
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5639
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls View Post
Too bad they're not transferable.

Otherwise I'd have lups number.
Lups and MrPrena - found our new game!!!

rep's per post percentage

I have a 98.6% +/- rep per post.....for every 1 post I make, i have .986 rep's
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 1
      07-24-2015, 05:21 PM   #12557
Delta0311
Banned
7478
Rep
10,120
Posts

Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: NJ

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Lups and MrPrena - found our new game!!!

rep's per post percentage

I have a 98.6% +/- rep per post.....for every 1 post I make, i have .986 rep's
Ugh damn math people and their fancy book learning
Appreciate 1
      07-24-2015, 05:26 PM   #12558
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5639
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
Ugh damn math people and their fancy book learning
...Ummm, Math is GOOD!!!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 05:27 PM   #12559
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3477
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Lups and MrPrena - found our new game!!!

rep's per post percentage

I have a 98.6% +/- rep per post.....for every 1 post I make, i have .986 rep's
Ugh damn math people and their fancy book learning
That's what I said
Appreciate 0
      07-24-2015, 05:27 PM   #12560
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11829
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Lups and MrPrena - found our new game!!!

rep's per post percentage

I have a 98.6% +/- rep per post.....for every 1 post I make, i have .986 rep's
Lol fuck off, I'll never get an other point after telling that boob story.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 2
      07-24-2015, 05:28 PM   #12561
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5639
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Lol fuck off, I'll never get an other point after telling that boob story.
Tried to give you two just out of sympathy...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 1
      07-24-2015, 05:34 PM   #12562
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11829
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Tried to give you two just out of sympathy...
Hahaha, I will use the donkey card in my sleeve then!

The house went quiet. I was sure the boys were up to no good, so I tried to sneak up on them.



That was too cute, but the damn dog woke up before I could get a hat into the shot, so I can't use this for the next round.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 4
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
#tagsorass, .anglo is bi-polar, .asbsecu wears depends, .bimmette the ladyboy, .cunning lups, .leg humpers beware lol, allahu akbar to shoei, billups_boobie_fantasy_island, bmw;bmwm;bmwm2, if u dont chew big red then fuq you, ihaznotags, kid getting in way of biorin dates, kitty kat, meow, sara has a horse face, self made sugarskull, several bp members have, severe issues with women, showmeurboobs, skunkwerks rules all, smelly fishie, someone_took_a_shit_on_the_coats, tag less, taglesslikemichaeljordansunderwear, tags are ghey, too many old fucks here are, toting limp dicks, where did all the tags go, which is more than anglo has


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:00 AM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST