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      04-24-2023, 08:01 AM   #1233
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      04-24-2023, 10:33 AM   #1234
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Wow.
Could also be attributed to an ex-wife.
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Could also be attributed to an ex-wife.
Either of them.
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      04-24-2023, 07:00 PM   #1239
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2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
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6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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      04-25-2023, 01:43 PM   #1243
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Thank the lord its not just me that goes off into a daydream..........
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      04-25-2023, 02:20 PM   #1244
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      04-26-2023, 11:40 AM   #1245
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back when beer commercials had a simple message...
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Lol, my current CDR is a Combat Engineer, so I bust his chops about stuff like this all the time, especially when something is damaged unnecessarily.
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Lol, my current CDR is a Combat Engineer, so I bust his chops about stuff like this all the time, especially when something is damaged unnecessarily.
Sometimes you just need to take the ignorant approach if you know what I mean.
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Sometimes you just need to take the ignorant approach if you know what I mean.
Absolutely!!
I'm an infantry guy in trade, so naturally I get it back whenever something relatively complicated needs to be accomplished, but is completed in a half-assed, direct approach, lol
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Never met one, but I understand it.

The shortest distance from point A to point B is a straight line.

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This almost did damage when I saw it.
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