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      07-22-2015, 06:22 PM   #12233
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Would never work out....I'm southern redneck, likely call someone in my family 'Uncle Daddy', take no more than 2 creek baths per week, hunt for dates at the family reunion...and, you appear articulate, well traveled, and educated...
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Yeah, wtf Abs?! Use sun block and get over it! Think abt it, you could call the ball W16!
Ok I have clarified above....forgiven???

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We have a week to go so a lot can happen and plans can change between now and then but cross your fingers for me!
Yes...but the question was...'from this forum?'....
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Ok I have clarified above....forgiven???
My fiancee thanks you for being the adult in the relationship.
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Ok I have clarified above....forgiven???

And FWIW - Lups has a free Donkey ride pass anytime she damn well pleases
Oh you're one hilarious man!

I need to say thanks to you all guys. I've had the shittiest summer ever, and sometimes when the sil is at it and I haven't found a new plot how to kill her, you've kept me sane. A true act of humanism.
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Oh you're one hilarious man!

I need to say thanks to you all guys. I've had the shittiest summer ever, and sometimes when the sil is at it and I haven't found a new plot how to kill her, you've kept me sane. A true act of humanism.
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Ok I have clarified above....forgiven???

And FWIW - Lups has a free Donkey ride pass anytime she damn well pleases
All right! free donkey ride! I rode on a horse when i was little, but I've never rode on a donkey. Lups , you should plan a vacation there.





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Yes...but the question was...'from this forum?'....
+1 on the question. I assumed he would be, because he drives E92 M3.
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      07-22-2015, 06:39 PM   #12238
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+1 on the question. I assumed he would be, because he drives E92 M3.
Not sure..But think you are talking about me ?
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All right! free donkey ride! I rode on a horse when i was little, but I've never rode on a donkey.
It's like a horse, but you're lower to the ground and look sillier
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It's like a horse, but you're lower to the ground and look sillier
Do I need a carrot and a stick to have it moving? Myth or real?
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Do I need a carrot and a stick to have it moving? Myth or real?
Unsure, but a sombrero and one of those blanket things that go over your head would be awesome.
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Not sure..But think you are talking about me ?
Sara504 - you have been coy with us all along!!!

Belgium's game is STRONG!
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Unsure, but a sombrero and one of those blanket things that go over your head would be awesome.
YOU WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT MY 'WAFFLES' RIGHT NOW

And it's apples that motivate her
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It's like a horse, but you're lower to the ground and look sillier
Bs. We've seen donkeys kick puppies ass, how can anything look silly with a donkey?!

I can easily picture myself running after the donkey who refuses me to take a pic of what ever is our topic of the day and Mr Abs laughing his head off. That damn animal has already humiliated me thousands of miles away, surely she'd do it irl too!
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Unsure, but a sombrero and one of those blanket things that go over your head would be awesome.
NEFARIOUS showed us how it is done!
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Bs. We've seen donkeys kick puppies ass, how can anything look silly with a donkey?!

I can easily picture myself running after the donkey who refuses me to take a pic of what ever is our topic of the day and Mr Abs laughing his head off. That damn animal has already humiliated me thousands of miles away, surely he'd do it irl too!
Oh Sweet Lord - I laughed so hard just now!!!
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Sara504 - you have been coy with us all along!!!

Belgium's game is STRONG!
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YOU WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT MY 'WAFFLES' RIGHT NOW

And it's apples that motivate her
Oh, ic Apple and a stick.
That is exactly how I controlled some 49'ers minded gals in Los Angeles area during dating days.

Apple= Bank statement
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Donkey= LA gals who thinks they got the game.
Guy on a Donkey= having a free ride on a donkey , and ready to get rid of donkey upon arriving on a destination.

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Why 2 minutes before bleeding them?
The blood rushes, under gravity, to the head I just did the deed, not necessarily knew why.

In the video I made last year, the guy who did the cleaning looks like Santa. Santa killed the turkeys for Thanksgiving!!!!!
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Yeah Sara504 ....




Oh, ic Apple and a stick.
That is exactly how I controlled some 49'ers minded gals in Los Angeles area during dating days.

Apple= Bank statement
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Donkey= LA gals who thinks they got the game.
Guy on a Donkey= having a free ride on a donkey , and ready to get rid of donkey upon arriving on a destination.

You're killing me.....APPL vs. Apple

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Btw, where does the hamburger go in this?
Ground hamburger and chorizo are cooked up in a pan, then the stuffing mix gets added tot eh pan, along with the carrots and celery and whatever other magic the wife throws in. I dared her to use the jalapenos, but there are too many huertos on my side of the family
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Sara504 - you have been coy with us all along!!!

Belgium's game is STRONG!
Of course "my game" is strong !
But it's not possible of what you think , I'm still in Belgium , check "# 4107" => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...34147&page=187
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Ground hamburger and chorizo are cooked up in a pan, then the stuffing mix gets added tot eh pan, along with the carrots and celery and whatever other magic the wife throws in. I dared her to use the jalapenos, but there are too many huertos on my side of the family
So McDonald's drive through first?

I think we just hit a language barrier like none other.
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Bs. We've seen donkeys kick puppies ass, how can anything look silly with a donkey?!

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You're killing me.....APPL vs. Apple

Even when I'm down....I'm still up
Oh damn, I was little slow to know it was a setup!
You set me up!

All you had to do is hold the apple and eat. Intermediate to Advanced Gold digger would've got that so fast that your date would end up buying you a dinner.
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