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[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Would never work out....I'm southern redneck, likely call someone in my family 'Uncle Daddy', take no more than 2 creek baths per week, hunt for dates at the family reunion...and, you appear articulate, well traveled, and educated...

Originally Posted by C5driver

What a dick. There goes Anna's donkey ride...

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, wtf Abs?! Use sun block and get over it! Think abt it, you could call the ball W16!

Ok I have clarified above....forgiven???

And FWIW - Lups has a free Donkey ride pass anytime she damn well pleases

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

We have a week to go so a lot can happen and plans can change between now and then but cross your fingers for me!

Yes...but the question was...'from this forum?'....

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ok I have clarified above....forgiven???

My fiancee thanks you for being the adult in the relationship.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ok I have clarified above....forgiven???

And FWIW - Lups has a free Donkey ride pass anytime she damn well pleases

Oh you're one hilarious man!

I need to say thanks to you all guys. I've had the shittiest summer ever, and sometimes when the sil is at it and I haven't found a new plot how to kill her, you've kept me sane. A true act of humanism.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh you're one hilarious man!

I need to say thanks to you all guys. I've had the shittiest summer ever, and sometimes when the sil is at it and I haven't found a new plot how to kill her, you've kept me sane. A true act of humanism.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ok I have clarified above....forgiven???

And FWIW - Lups has a free Donkey ride pass anytime she damn well pleases

All right! free donkey ride! I rode on a horse when i was little, but I've never rode on a donkey. Lups , you should plan a vacation there.

Originally Posted by Sara504

We have a week to go so a lot can happen and plans can change between now and then but cross your fingers for me!

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yes...but the question was...'from this forum?'....

+1 on the question. I assumed he would be, because he drives E92 M3.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

+1 on the question. I assumed he would be, because he drives E92 M3.

Not sure..But think you are talking about me ?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

All right! free donkey ride! I rode on a horse when i was little, but I've never rode on a donkey.

It's like a horse, but you're lower to the ground and look sillier

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by C5driver

It's like a horse, but you're lower to the ground and look sillier

Do I need a carrot and a stick to have it moving? Myth or real?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Do I need a carrot and a stick to have it moving? Myth or real?

Unsure, but a sombrero and one of those blanket things that go over your head would be awesome.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Not sure..But think you are talking about me ?

Sara504 - you have been coy with us all along!!!

Belgium's game is STRONG!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Do I need a carrot and a stick to have it moving? Myth or real?

Originally Posted by C5driver

Unsure, but a sombrero and one of those blanket things that go over your head would be awesome.

YOU WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT MY 'WAFFLES' RIGHT NOW

And it's apples that motivate her

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

It's like a horse, but you're lower to the ground and look sillier

Bs. We've seen donkeys kick puppies ass, how can anything look silly with a donkey?!

I can easily picture myself running after the donkey who refuses me to take a pic of what ever is our topic of the day and Mr Abs laughing his head off. That damn animal has already humiliated me thousands of miles away, surely she'd do it irl too!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Am I too late to this party?

Shoes: Supra Vaider, gray with white laces (they also came in black but I'm too lazy to take out the existing laces and put them on)

Originally Posted by C5driver

Unsure, but a sombrero and one of those blanket things that go over your head would be awesome.

NEFARIOUS showed us how it is done!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

Bs. We've seen donkeys kick puppies ass, how can anything look silly with a donkey?!

I can easily picture myself running after the donkey who refuses me to take a pic of what ever is our topic of the day and Mr Abs laughing his head off. That damn animal has already humiliated me thousands of miles away, surely he'd do it irl too!

Oh Sweet Lord - I laughed so hard just now!!!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Sara504 - you have been coy with us all along!!!

Belgium's game is STRONG!

Yeah Sara504 ....

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

YOU WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT MY 'WAFFLES' RIGHT NOW

And it's apples that motivate her

Oh, ic Apple and a stick.
That is exactly how I controlled some 49'ers minded gals in Los Angeles area during dating days.

Apple= Bank statement
stick= buffer
Donkey= LA gals who thinks they got the game.
Guy on a Donkey= having a free ride on a donkey , and ready to get rid of donkey upon arriving on a destination.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Why 2 minutes before bleeding them?

The blood rushes, under gravity, to the head I just did the deed, not necessarily knew why.

In the video I made last year, the guy who did the cleaning looks like Santa. Santa killed the turkeys for Thanksgiving!!!!!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Yeah Sara504 ....




Oh, ic Apple and a stick.
That is exactly how I controlled some 49'ers minded gals in Los Angeles area during dating days.

Apple= Bank statement
stick= buffer
Donkey= LA gals who thinks they got the game.
Guy on a Donkey= having a free ride on a donkey , and ready to get rid of donkey upon arriving on a destination.

You're killing me.....APPL vs. Apple

Even when I'm down....I'm still up

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

Btw, where does the hamburger go in this?

Ground hamburger and chorizo are cooked up in a pan, then the stuffing mix gets added tot eh pan, along with the carrots and celery and whatever other magic the wife throws in. I dared her to use the jalapenos, but there are too many huertos on my side of the family

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Sara504 - you have been coy with us all along!!!

Belgium's game is STRONG!

Of course "my game" is strong !
But it's not possible of what you think , I'm still in Belgium , check "# 4107" => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...34147&page=187

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Ground hamburger and chorizo are cooked up in a pan, then the stuffing mix gets added tot eh pan, along with the carrots and celery and whatever other magic the wife throws in. I dared her to use the jalapenos, but there are too many huertos on my side of the family

So McDonald's drive through first?

I think we just hit a language barrier like none other.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Bs. We've seen donkeys kick puppies ass, how can anything look silly with a donkey?!

I can easily picture myself running after the donkey who refuses me to take a pic of what ever is our topic of the day and Mr Abs laughing his head off. That damn animal has already humiliated me thousands of miles away, surely she'd do it irl too!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You're killing me.....APPL vs. Apple

Even when I'm down....I'm still up

Oh damn, I was little slow to know it was a setup!
You set me up!

All you had to do is hold the apple and eat. Intermediate to Advanced Gold digger would've got that so fast that your date would end up buying you a dinner.