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      07-21-2015, 11:48 PM   #12167
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Will she pose with your shoe? If so - YES!!!
You're willing to risk my freedom (okay, internet connection) by making me go talk to her?!

Man, you are a competitive one. Just because you lost the hair length round, don't try to get me locked up!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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I'm brewing up an exciting new interview if anyone is awake...
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I'm brewing up an exciting new interview if anyone is awake...
awake and waiting.
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^^ what he said!!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-22-2015, 04:25 AM   #12173
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I'm brewing up an exciting new interview if anyone is awake...
awake and waiting.
It's gonna be another 30 minutes. Uploading to YouTube is slow.
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It's gonna be another 30 minutes. Uploading to YouTube is slow.
Well, a name would help!
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      07-22-2015, 04:29 AM   #12175
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It's gonna be another 30 minutes. Uploading to YouTube is slow.
Well, a name would help!
Naaaah
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      07-22-2015, 04:41 AM   #12176
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Go to sleep. Gnite.
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If it's not revart- I'm going to go to bed furious
Go to sleep. Gnite.
I'm a total n00b because I had no idea who the axiom was up until this interview...
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Go to sleep. Gnite.
I'm a total n00b because I had no idea who the axiom was up until this interview...
Yeah you are still a noob. An infamous noob though.
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If it's not revart- I'm going to go to bed furious
Go to sleep. Gnite.
I'm a total n00b because I had no idea who the axiom was up until this interview...
Yeah you are still a noob. An infamous noob though.
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      07-22-2015, 09:53 AM   #12181
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I have a date!!!
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      07-22-2015, 12:06 PM   #12182
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Yeah you are still a noob. An infamous noob though.

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I have a date!!!
....Go on....
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....Go on....
I'm panicking. What do I wear?!!!!!!!!!!

He's tall, dark, & handsome - check
Wears fitted suits.. DAILY - check
E92 M3 - check
Has more Loubs than me - check
Doesnt do drugs - check

no idea on credit score though -- wamp wamp wamp
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      07-22-2015, 01:07 PM   #12184
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I'm panicking. What do I wear?!!!!!!!!!!

He's tall, dark, & handsome - check
Wears fitted suits.. DAILY - check
E92 M3 - check
Has more Loubs than me - check
Doesnt do drugs - check

no idea on credit score though -- wamp wamp wamp
One of the most attractive things for me about a girl I'm taking out on a date, is a girl that isn't scared to dress to impress.
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      07-22-2015, 01:24 PM   #12185
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I'm panicking. What do I wear?!!!!!!!!!!

He's tall, dark, & handsome - check
Wears fitted suits.. DAILY - check
E92 M3 - check
Has more Loubs than me - check
Doesnt do drugs - check

no idea on credit score though -- wamp wamp wamp


I have a feeling this is going to turn into a "I wore nothing but my cowboy boots for him and he hasn't called me thread"
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      07-22-2015, 02:16 PM   #12186
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I have a feeling this is going to turn into a "I wore nothing but my cowboy boots for him and he hasn't called me thread"
Have some faith!
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Have some faith!
Only if you change your gold digging criteria. At best you land this guy, be a trophy wife while he signs up for Ashley Madison part deux. You divorce, take him for half and you end up drinking your life away as a cougar housewife that no one (even the pool boy) won't touch even with ///M Power-Belgium 's dick. Daughter will probably end up on the pole with daddy issues.

The guy that might be right for you could be a guy who owns a restaurant, wears and apron, works long hours, has a crappy credit score because he's highly utilized on loans to buy his business. He has drive. You give this guy a chance and maybe together you guys build an empire where he franchises his restaurants, makes boatloads, buys you nice things after you've learned the value of a dollar and is a good father to your daughter. Retire together.

But wait you'll never have that since you didn't give the guy a chance.

With your list you have eliminated half of the decent guys out there, and if I was a betting man, I wouldn't take those odds.

Hence no faith...but again Sara you don't owe anything to me, so go do you.
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      07-22-2015, 03:18 PM   #12188
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Only if you change your gold digging criteria. At best you land this guy, be a trophy wife while he signs up for Ashley Madison part deux. You divorce, take him for half and you end up drinking your life away as a cougar housewife that no one (even the pool boy) won't touch even with ///M Power-Belgium 's dick. Daughter will probably end up on the pole with daddy issues.

The guy that might be right for you could be a guy who owns a restaurant, wears and apron, works long hours, has a crappy credit score because he's highly utilized on loans to buy his business. He has drive. You give this guy a chance and maybe together you guys build an empire where he franchises his restaurants, makes boatloads, buys you nice things after you've learned the value of a dollar and is a good father to your daughter. Retire together.

But wait you'll never have that since you didn't give the guy a chance.

With your list you have eliminated half of the decent guys out there, and if I was a betting man, I wouldn't take those odds.

Hence no faith...but again Sara you don't owe anything to me, so go do you.
Well said, but no use. We've seen saying this same thing for about 2+mo.
We gave up.
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