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      12-02-2015, 01:44 PM   #1189
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Well, that meant the store ran his credit. Opportunity...missed
That's just way beyond me. No amount of good looks, tall, dark, handsomness, creditness, moneyness could get me to be tied up. That's weird.
You left out the wax thingy....
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That's just way beyond me. No amount of good looks, tall, dark, handsomness, creditness, moneyness could get me to be tied up. That's weird.
But what about cuffs? It's not technically being tied up.
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For some reason - I am picturing the end of Little Miss Sunshine....

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      12-02-2015, 01:47 PM   #1192
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Sorry, i was thinking of the picture you posted of your feet next to Bimmette's.
Well yeah, my feet are tiny compared to many but b is still wearing kids shoes.
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      12-02-2015, 01:47 PM   #1193
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Bingo. Set a few rules, enjoy the night.



If you're going to fuck..., fucking do it the right fucking way and enjoy it.
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      12-02-2015, 01:48 PM   #1194
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That's just way beyond me. No amount of good looks, tall, dark, handsomness, creditness, moneyness could get me to be tied up. That's weird.
That is literally the plot of 50 Shades of Gray. Clearly that combination is irresistible.
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Which one - I have 5 in my house....
The one where the magic happens
I'll just send a pic of the house....since I have christened every room in the house....
How about the barn and the feed trough?
....I refuse to answer this on the ground that I may incriminate myself....
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No animals were harmed during my activities with other HUMANS

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That's just way beyond me. No amount of good looks, tall, dark, handsomness, creditness, moneyness could get me to be tied up. That's weird.
That is literally the plot of 50 Shades of Gray. Clearly that combination is irresistible.
And so totally believable in real life....
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And so totally believable in real life....
She modeled that book after my life venture.
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As I asked v1 just now, and be honest.

It's the cheetos?

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It's actually the pizza.
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That is literally the plot of 50 Shades of Gray. Clearly that combination is irresistible.
I am probably the ONLY female in the world who has not seen that movie or read the books.


I should get on that.
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Spoiler - She gets tied up....
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I am probably the ONLY female in the world who has not seen that movie or read the books.


I should get on that.
I hadn't done either, until last weekend I was watching HBO while working and the movie came on. For some reason I left it on... it was absolutely awful. Do not recommend.
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It's actually the pizza. [/QUOTE]

You're not looking low enough.
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I think i followed the rules pretty well so if my SS wants more info, PM me.
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You're not looking low enough.
What can i say; you had me a pizza.

No need to look lower.
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I hadn't done either, until last weekend I was watching HBO while working and the movie came on. For some reason I left it on... it was absolutely awful. Do not recommend.
Lucky...

I have Mickey Mouse Club House on in every room.
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I hadn't done either, until last weekend I was watching HBO while working and the movie came on. For some reason I left it on... it was absolutely awful. Do not recommend.
I watched it for the same reason last weekend too. I've only ever flipped through the book to find funny phrases while shopping, but I'm positive the movie is better solely because you don't have to look at that god awful writing. At least with the movie your disappointment is interspersed with boob shots.
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I watched it for the same reason last weekend too. I've only ever flipped through the book to find funny phrases while shopping, but I'm positive the movie is better solely because you don't have to look at that god awful writing. At least with the movie your disappointment is interspersed with boob shots.
I looked up some of those quotes... the hamster one was particularly disturbing. The boobs couldn't compensate for the horrendous acting and lack of any sense. I actually looked it up afterwards, and turns out the movie was so terrible because the author refused to give up pretty much any creative control.
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...and Dakota Johnson isn't that attractive....not even remotely...
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I hadn't done either, until last weekend I was watching HBO while working and the movie came on. For some reason I left it on... it was absolutely awful. Do not recommend.
Read some of the book, watched some of the movie, didn't finish either.



I didn't even get to finish. How sad. On the plus side, it made my ex really horny so that was cool.
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Read some of the book, watched some of the movie, didn't finish either.



I didn't even get to finish. How sad. On the plus side, it made my ex really horny so that was cool.
Well that makes two data points with a 50% success rate.
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