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      07-19-2015, 12:53 AM   #11903
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Excuse the long wait between replies, I've been busy both at work and after... Actually, before going to the freeway I made a few pulls, but cut very short by the myriad of red lights and slow drivers (since I didn't want to go too crazy)... But once I got the feel of the car, even the 6th or 7th pull was still frickin' amazing.
I meant in insane mode, before it overheats
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      07-19-2015, 01:13 AM   #11904
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      07-19-2015, 01:37 AM   #11905
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...well, just brought home another Diesel
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      07-19-2015, 01:50 AM   #11906
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...well, just brought home another Diesel
Show us, and no donkey needed!

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      07-19-2015, 04:21 AM   #11907
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I meant in insane mode, before it overheats
Hmm... It didn't set off any temperature warnings, and if that particular car 5,738 miles had a very erratic consumption history graph (meaning I'm not the only one who floored it), I think we're good .
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NEFARIOUS would totally rock the dreads if he could.
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      07-19-2015, 03:11 PM   #11908
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Jesus I'm bored.
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      07-19-2015, 03:17 PM   #11909
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She's fucking cleaning my house. I am gonna go nuts soon.
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      07-19-2015, 03:21 PM   #11910
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She's fucking cleaning my house. I am gonna go nuts soon.


You need to learn how to harness and focus her cleanliness!!
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      07-19-2015, 03:57 PM   #11911
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You need to learn how to harness and focus her cleanliness!!
I just lost my shit and went ape. Two months. I can't take this anymore.
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      07-19-2015, 05:06 PM   #11912
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I just lost my shit and went ape. Two months. I can't take this anymore.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-19-2015, 05:16 PM   #11913
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IT can be. Depends on hair style.
Gotta have a hair all gelled up to look okay on that beard.
Maybe similar to Wolverine and trim/groom it little would look awesome.
Thor...

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      07-19-2015, 05:41 PM   #11914
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Well...good news, no Donkey....Bad news....its WHITE

2014 Touareg TDi Exe trim...

On tap - Tune and DPF delete, it'll put up crazy torque numbers
Drool....
congrats!
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      07-19-2015, 05:42 PM   #11915
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She's fucking cleaning my house. I am gonna go nuts soon.
Hang in there. Think of flowers and positive things.
woo saaaa.

Would love to hear details when I go back home .
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      07-19-2015, 05:45 PM   #11916
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Thor...

That is not bad at all. I would definitely do my facial hair like that. ( if I can grow that much)
As pictured +1

Actual Thor style and James hunt played by helms worth -1
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Hang in there. Think of flowers and positive things.
woo saaaa.

Would love to hear details when I go back home .
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      07-19-2015, 09:20 PM   #11918
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      07-19-2015, 09:37 PM   #11919
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      07-19-2015, 10:03 PM   #11920
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Hope you all are doing well.
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      07-19-2015, 10:18 PM   #11921
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      07-19-2015, 11:05 PM   #11922
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      07-20-2015, 04:45 AM   #11923
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Just checking in on this thread. How is everyone? Taking your shoes off at the airport and taking a nap in your bare feet. Yes or no?
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Just checking in on this thread. How is everyone? Taking your shoes off at the airport and taking a nap in your bare feet. Yes or no?
Sure why not..
BTW....How is/was Belgium ?
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