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      10-01-2018, 07:23 PM   #1167
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I forgot more confessions than most of y'all have to confess.

But here's one anyway. I'm buying a car with almost 17lbs. per HP.

Here's another one. It's a BMW.
Get one that's 17hp per lb.
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      10-01-2018, 07:25 PM   #1168
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"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms
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      10-01-2018, 07:57 PM   #1169
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"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms
WTF were you 6hrs ago when I had a witty comeback for this?
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      10-02-2018, 10:29 AM   #1170
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Yesterday at 5:14am a Subaru Forrester dicked around me on a 2 lane stretch before the road goes down to one lane with no passing. Then he drove 47 in a 45 mph zone (I usually do at least 57) before it went back to 2 lanes 13 miles later and I could finally pass him

Today, I saw him coming up fast on the 2 lane but was ready for him before he did a repeat of yesterday, so today I was in front. I set my cruise control at 44 with my rear fog lights on and my rear sunshade up. When it opened up, I just took off.
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      10-03-2018, 04:18 PM   #1171
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I've been hating my position so much it's been driving me nuts, and just got an acceptance on a new gig - and now starting to have second thoughts about leaving. Could I swap this for some Hoe problems?
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      10-03-2018, 04:33 PM   #1172
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WTF were you 6hrs ago when I had a witty comeback for this?
It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.
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It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.
The irony is strong with this one☝🏽
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      10-11-2018, 03:45 PM   #1174
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I have a (female) friend with benefits
We would sure hope she was a female. If it were ’mail’, I wouldn’t think differently of you.

Earlier this morning a passenger set her pickup location a block off. Waited at said location for two (2) minutes until she called bitching. She claimed to be a block up so I went. While still on the phone she says she couldn’t see me, yet I was there. Then she starts yelling and being disrespectful so I said fuck this, hung up on her, hit ‘no show’ and collected the $5 no show fee.

Looking for that $5 hoe....
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      10-11-2018, 06:03 PM   #1176
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I have a (female) friend with benefits
We would sure hope she was a female. If it were 'mail', I wouldn't think differently of you.

Earlier this morning a passenger set her pickup location a block off. Waited at said location for two (2) minutes until she called bitching. She claimed to be a block up so I went. While still on the phone she says she couldn't see me, yet I was there. Then she starts yelling and being disrespectful so I said fuck this, hung up on her, hit 'no show' and collected the $5 no show fee.

Looking for that $5 hoe....
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I don’t even remember my most regrettable act, it was race. There were thousands of us...maybe millions, and a race is a race. Why did I go for that egg!?!
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I pooped a little when saw federales in full gear, faces covered, back of pickups, machines guns in convoy bearing down on us driving to La Paz.
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      10-12-2018, 07:50 AM   #1179
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      10-12-2018, 11:12 AM   #1181
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I'm also losing my shit having only 1 car. I'm so used to having multiple toys to play with. I don't know what to do with myself
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I ran into the back of a pickup in my Huracan, and left in a Mercedes.
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      10-12-2018, 11:36 AM   #1184
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      10-12-2018, 11:51 AM   #1185
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It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.
No risk, no reward
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      10-12-2018, 12:02 PM   #1186
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If you're the asshole in the black truck who was tailgating me on my bike, then I left you in the back when I split lanes and you worked your way right back onto my tail and I stopped at the right turn I was making,

Yes, that was a big loogie I spat in your general direction.
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      10-12-2018, 03:13 PM   #1188
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I ran into the back of a pickup in my Huracan, and left in a Mercedes.
ok, so those aren't rap lyrics

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