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      12-13-2021, 02:38 PM   #11793
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Sedan_Clan Does your agency allow trades? Maybe someone else REALLY wants NYE, and you can swap for Christmas with HA?
We can do shift swaps, but the people who were given Christmas Eve or Christmas Day off really wanted those days, so they aren't going to give them up. I plan to head down to her place after I get off work at 2200 hours on Christmas Eve. We'll open gifts Christmas morning and have breakfast, and then I'll head to work from her place.

On a side note, I ordered a dozen red/white roses to be delivered to her law office tomorrow. I normally buy her flowers and have them ready in a vase when she arrives home from work, but since I didn't spend my days off at her place this week, I went the 1-800-Flowers.com route. It still sucks to have hit that minor speed bump - and I'm still admittedly a little down about it - but I know it'll pass and things will resume back to normal. We are seeing the Shen Yun play on the 28th with her two sons, so that should be a fun event.

King Rudi my good man. It's nice to read that you and the lady are working things through. It makes me happy and I'm wishing you two the best.
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      12-13-2021, 02:46 PM   #11794
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Please no. We already have to dig around in purses to find things. Can you imagine your wife or GF asking you to reach deep into the cargo pants to look for their anything?
I wouldn't mind. I'll happily frisk a woman in cargo pants!
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      12-13-2021, 02:50 PM   #11795
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King Rudi my good man. It's nice to read that you and the lady are working things through. It makes me happy and I'm wishing you two the best.
Thank you sir. It's easy to walk away, making a genuine effort requires work. Same to you and yours sir.
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      12-13-2021, 09:00 PM   #11796
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Please no. We already have to dig around in purses to find things. Can you imagine your wife or GF asking you to reach deep into the cargo pants to look for their anything?

I don't even use the pockets on cargo's. What's worse, having them and not utilizing or needing them and judging others for wearing them? They don't hate the pockets, they hate the practicality.
Objection!
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      12-13-2021, 09:22 PM   #11797
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Please no. We already have to dig around in purses to find things. Can you imagine your wife or GF asking you to reach deep into the cargo pants to look for their anything?

I don't even use the pockets on cargo's. What's worse, having them and not utilizing or needing them and judging others for wearing them? They don't hate the pockets, they hate the practicality.
Objection!
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      12-13-2021, 09:28 PM   #11798
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      12-13-2021, 10:17 PM   #11799
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Thursday my girlfriend moves her grand piano into my house. No going back now, divorce would be easier...
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      12-14-2021, 02:58 AM   #11800
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You've already purchased ear defenders, right?
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      12-14-2021, 06:59 AM   #11801
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Oh I've got tons of ear protection. Nice thing is at least she's good at it. He'll, she even records backing for published artists.
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      12-14-2021, 07:27 AM   #11802
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I caught my shy Soldier Googling "How to tell if a girl likes you", and "100 conversation starters to talk to girls"...

At least he is trying
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      12-14-2021, 08:00 AM   #11803
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I caught my shy Soldier Googling "How to tell if a girl likes you", and "100 conversation starters to talk to girls"...

At least he is trying
Let us know when he searches for urethral sponge massage.

Considering what you've shared with us though.....it might be a long while.

....and for those googling now. You're welcome.
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      12-14-2021, 09:46 AM   #11804
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I caught my shy Soldier Googling "How to tell if a girl likes you", and "100 conversation starters to talk to girls"...

At least he is trying
Pretty soon he will be on tinder crushing all sorts of ass😉. Ahhhhh, to be young again😝
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      12-14-2021, 10:32 AM   #11805
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Let us know when he searches for urethral sponge massage.

Considering what you've shared with us though.....it might be a long while.

....and for those googling now. You're welcome.
You sick bastage. I didn't even need to google that.

I knew I liked you for some reason
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      12-14-2021, 10:55 AM   #11806
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I'm getting a massage tonight.....I'm not even going to google Rudi's massage. I don't trust y'all lol
It's easier to google "sounding" Same basic results <cringes a little inside>
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      12-14-2021, 12:09 PM   #11807
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You sick bastage. I didn't even need to google that.

I knew I liked you for some reason
I aim to please.

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I'm getting a massage tonight.....I'm not even going to google Rudi's massage. I don't trust y'all lol
Jealous on the massage. No reason not to trust me. Honestly, I feel like more people should. I am the purveyor of all things good.

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It's easier to google "sounding" Same basic results <cringes a little inside>
This is absolutely NOT what I was referring to. You taught me something today! Nothing I wanted to learn but damn.


......and you called me sick. I'm offended!
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      12-14-2021, 12:10 PM   #11808
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Thursday my girlfriend moves her grand piano into my house. No going back now, divorce would be easier...
That's quite the territorial pissing you have on your hands. Good luck.
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      12-14-2021, 12:22 PM   #11809
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Thursday my girlfriend moves her grand piano into my house. No going back now, divorce would be easier...
You know what grand pianos are great for????



Ladies posing on top of them in lingerie
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      12-14-2021, 12:25 PM   #11810
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This is absolutely NOT what I was referring to. You taught me something today! Nothing I wanted to learn but damn.


......and you called me sick. I'm offended!
It certainly sounded the same when I read it.
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Jealous on the massage. No reason not to trust me. Honestly, I feel like more people should. I am the purveyor of all things good.

I've had my peloton 14 days and cycled 15 times on it. My legs are SHOT.

I'm cooking tonight, he's massaging them. My legs are hurt so bad last night I had trouble sleeping


My aunt's having a holiday party this Saturday... I'm thinking of inviting him to it. It's not a family party. It's more of a neighborhood party that my aunt invited me to and said bring a date....... Too soon?
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      12-14-2021, 12:52 PM   #11812
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I've had my peloton 14 days and cycled 15 times on it. My legs are SHOT.

I'm cooking tonight, he's massaging them. My legs are hurt so bad last night I had trouble sleeping


My aunt's having a holiday party this Saturday... I'm thinking of inviting him to it. It's not a family party. It's more of a neighborhood party that my aunt invited me to and said bring a date....... Too soon?
Make sure you drink plenty of water. I get really bad leg cramps. Also get a bottle of Therworx, it's amazing!

......and no, not too soon.

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It certainly sounded the same when I read it.
The only sound my massage makes is similar to running on the beach, on the shoreline....in flip flops.
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      12-14-2021, 01:06 PM   #11813
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That's quite the territorial pissing you have on your hands. Good luck.
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You know what grand pianos are great for????

Ladies posing on top of them in lingerie
Sooo, on both points. Up until last night (moved it back to garage temporarily because I have painters coming in) I also had an exotic Italian motorcycle in my living room. And, well, that's also proven good for photos... It helps its secure on a paddock stand.
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