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      05-11-2020, 04:23 PM   #1145
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Haha, my husband sells heavy equipment. I've learned more about Komatsu & Takeuchi earth moving equipment than I've ever cared to know lol. But thank you, I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
Nice. I used to sell advertising to heavy equipment dealers. I used to work for Machinery Traders biggest (up to a month or two ago - they sold the company) competitors called Rock and Dirt.
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      05-12-2020, 11:10 AM   #1146
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      05-13-2020, 10:45 AM   #1147
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Gonna be using feet today.
This explains everything now! Finally. You aren't bat-shit crazy. You're a f'n hobbit. A hobbit that reads Diary of a Wimpy Kid and needs a damn pedicure and maid.


I don't know about anyone else, but suddenly I feel like Perry Mason.
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      05-13-2020, 10:51 AM   #1148
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This explains everything now! Finally. You aren't bat-shit crazy. You're a f'n hobbit. A hobbit that reads Diary of a Wimpy Kid and needs a damn pedicure and maid.


I don't know about anyone else, but suddenly I feel like Perry Mason.
What in the F?!?!?! Please tell me he's not eating those chips off that rug.... I can't even look.
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      05-13-2020, 10:53 AM   #1149
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This explains everything now! Finally. You aren't bat-shit crazy. You're a f'n hobbit. A hobbit that reads Diary of a Wimpy Kid and needs a damn pedicure and maid.


I don't know about anyone else, but suddenly I feel like Perry Mason.
I honestly can't even believe he had the nerves to post his feet.
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      05-13-2020, 01:16 PM   #1151
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I honestly can't even believe he had the nerves to post his feet.
Agreed. A feeble attempt at comedy has yielded adverse results.
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      05-14-2020, 10:52 AM   #1152
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This explains everything now! Finally. You aren't bat-shit crazy. You're a f'n hobbit. A hobbit that reads Diary of a Wimpy Kid and needs a damn pedicure and maid.


I don't know about anyone else, but suddenly I feel like Perry Mason.
There was a blackout so i was reading books. And that chip dropped from the top of the shelf.
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      05-14-2020, 12:59 PM   #1154
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Noo light and edison didnt fix until later
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There was a blackout so i was reading books. And that chip dropped from the top of the shelf.
My mom always spanked me when I made a mess and didn't clean it up. Parents these days....


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You blacked out?
That particular Diary of a Wimpy story is pretty racy. That mixed with pickles and mayo can do a number on young pre-pubescent boys.

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Noo light and edison didnt fix until later
Makes as much sense as anything else you've posted thus far. Got a copy of Harold and the Purple Crayon in that shoe box library?
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      05-14-2020, 01:22 PM   #1156
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My mom always spanked me when I made a mess and didn't clean it up. Parents these days....


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You blacked out?
That particular Diary of a Wimpy story is pretty racy. That mixed with pickles and mayo can do a number on young pre-pubescent boys.

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Noo light and edison didnt fix until later
Makes as much sense as anything else you've posted thus far. Got a copy of Harold and the Purple Crayon in that shoe box library?
No i dont have that This will help you talk to girls tho
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No i dont have that This will help you talk to girls tho
What helps? The book, the empty bottle of vodka on your floor or the drug test? Please tell me you clean before you bring little girls home.....
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What helps? The book, the empty bottle of vodka on your floor or the drug test? Please tell me you clean before you bring little girls home.....
Aiyah i replied to rudy and no i just have it just cuz. Thats a old bottle oh and dont mind sandal tan LOL
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We are loving this game of "WTF is that in the background?"
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      05-14-2020, 01:28 PM   #1160
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We are loving this game of "WTF is that in the background?"
Is just my room, im so bored and nothing is open lol but check that book out tho. Its a good read.
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Keep the posts coming. I'm loving this!!

Always interesting to see other peoples view on things in general.
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Gonna be using feet today.
Dude clean your room..
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I'm sorry to say they need to go back in the closet
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I'm sorry to say they need to go back in the closet
I think 90% of what I see in this thread needs go either into the closet, or straight into the rubbish bin.
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