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      10-18-2007, 02:42 PM   #1145
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ahhh, but I do. Have you forgotten already?
oh but you dont lol....You think you do...hehe
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Why cant guys ever leave their ex girlfriends alone?
you must have been good? nutin quite like ex-sex!
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you must have been good?
Im about to rip my hair out...:sad0147:
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      10-18-2007, 02:45 PM   #1148
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Im about to rip my hair out...:sad0147:
ya missed the edit

BTW, that's called a bikini wax
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No ex sexing here
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Why cant guys ever leave their ex girlfriends alone?
They realize how badly they have screwed up. Give it time, he will let go eventually . Just dont keep his hopes up by still talking to him
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      10-18-2007, 02:49 PM   #1151
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They realize how badly they have screwed up. Give it time, he will let go eventually . Just dont keep his hopes up by still talking to him
Its been 18 days..... LET GO ALREADY....argh....
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But my puppy is cuter
Think I prefer Jason's.......sorry
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Think I prefer Jason's.......sorry
You didnt like mines? :sad0147:
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      10-18-2007, 02:51 PM   #1154
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Negative ghost rider..
.....the pattern is full.
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PINK shirt
Did I mention I want one of those REAL BAD...........the horse that is for all of you sitting in the gutter.
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      10-18-2007, 02:53 PM   #1157
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Did I mention I want one of those REAL BAD...........the horse that is for all of you sitting in the gutter.
We have many! Buy one of ours!
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      10-18-2007, 02:54 PM   #1158
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Think I prefer Jason's.......sorry
well he is pretty... you cant say hes an ugly doggie
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Why cant guys ever leave their ex girlfriends alone?
Cause they get horny
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      10-18-2007, 02:55 PM   #1160
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I'll trade you a BMW for one of our horses
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Cause they get horny
hence the text "vagina"
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      10-18-2007, 02:55 PM   #1162
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You didnt like mines? :sad0147:
No I liked BOTH of your dogs. I have an australian Sheppard, so I prefer the bigger dogs, though he isn't THAT big.
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party like a rockstar
Rock out with your...rooster....out!

Hang out with your wang out!


Yeah, done that. Me 'n' Jose, back in d'day...
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I'll trade you a BMW for one of our horses
Got a belgian draft horse, and you got a deal!
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Got a belgian draft horse, and you got a deal!
Naw.....We have a daughter of a horse that cost more than probably any BMW here....... We'll let her go for $30K..She's black.. 6yrs.. registered..broke to ride.
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Wow this convo is great. Drama Ex's, Sex, Horses for Bimmers I am having fun reading on the sidelines.
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