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      09-12-2014, 12:51 PM   #1145
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Neither does Chipotle.
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      09-12-2014, 12:54 PM   #1147
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Neither does Chipotle.

We have this service where I live called "Text to Dine". You just text them your name, address, restaurant/food joint, and what kind of food you want from there, and they bring it to you. 20% delivery fee, but it's SO worth it if you don't/can't get out. Many a drunken night has been spent ordering from these guys with my room mates, haha.
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We have this service where I live called "Text to Dine". You just text them your name, address, restaurant/food joint, and what kind of food you want from there, and they bring it to you. 20% delivery fee, but it's SO worth it if you don't/can't get out. Many a drunken night has been spent ordering from these guys with my room mates, haha.
But what would we complain about next?
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      09-12-2014, 01:02 PM   #1149
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But what would we complain about next?
Really? I can list off about 1,000,000,000 different things I could complain about on a daily basis.
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Really? I can list off about 1,000,000,000 different things I could complain about on a daily basis.
That's the difference, I don't do that too much. I like life, and the shit that I would complain about is not having coffee at all times or something else at that level. Why the fuck would anyone want to concentrate on the negatives, when there is so much positive to see everywhere.

BTW, your zipper issue: Steal a hair tie, put it on the zipper, and after pulling up the pants just put it around the button.

See, easy fix!
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      09-12-2014, 01:11 PM   #1151
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That's the difference, I don't do that too much. I like life, and the shit that I would complain about is not having coffee at all times or something else at that level. Why the fuck would anyone want to concentrate on the negatives, when there is so much positive to see everywhere.

BTW, your zipper issue: Steal a hair tie, put it on the zipper, and after pulling up the pants just put it around the button.

See, easy fix!
Trust me, I'm not a complainer either. Too much awesome in the world to give a shit about anything else. However, that doesn't denote the fact that there are idiosyncrasies that are irritating and deserve a complaint or two.


Like when the MacDonalds fucks up my coffee. I ask for the same thing every day, and it tastes different every day. How the hell do they manage that?

Also, I like your fix for my zipper issue. Although I didn't mind my penis popping out every now and then to catch a breeze, I don't think it's socially acceptable, so I'll find myself a hair tie now.
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Trust me, I'm not a complainer either. Too much awesome in the world to give a shit about anything else. However, that doesn't denote the fact that there are idiosyncrasies that are irritating and deserve a complaint or two.


Like when the MacDonalds fucks up my coffee. I ask for the same thing every day, and it tastes different every day. How the hell do they manage that?

Also, I like your fix for my zipper issue. Although I didn't mind my penis popping out every now and then to catch a breeze, I don't think it's socially acceptable, so I'll find myself a hair tie now.
it's a tie or move to Europe. Easy answers.
I would not want people to miss your comments while you are in jail for flashing to some kids by accident.
I had jeans I loved for years, and they also were fixed so from the start. Annoying as hell, but the fix worked. Glad to have helped in your endeavors to keep the penis warm during the winter. Just never tell me more about it.
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it's a tie or move to Europe. Easy answers.
I would not want people to miss your comments while you are in jail for flashing to some kids by accident.
I had jeans I loved for years, and they also were fixed so from the start. Annoying as hell, but the fix worked. Glad to have helped in your endeavors to keep the penis warm during the winter. Just never tell me more about it.
Wouldn't mind moving to Europe, bit Amsterdam fan. Red light district, that is.

Yeah, the world really needs me around, plus, I'm waayyyy too beautiful to be an inmate. The women guards would all want to jump my bones.

Thanks for your awesome idea, I really had no idea what I would have done if I had to get rid of these jeans. I mean, yeah, its a pain in the ass when you have 9'' of pure man busting at the seems, but outside of work, it seems to not be a problem.
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This represents some kind of ultimate in "first world problems". The pain of having to live on only $400K.

Some people actually think it's a joke. I don't think they're joking.

http://www.wsj.com/video/do-you-make...F-7BBCF70EE954
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...when you have 9'' of pure man busting at the seams...
That is the FWP of the fuckin' year, someone complaining about being too big Then again I'm part Asian plus worsened by being 70 lbs more than I should be so I can't really relate .
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      09-12-2014, 04:12 PM   #1156
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Ordered a tuna sub today for lunch. So tuna, mayo, lettuce blah blah blah and no tomatos.
Guess what? TOMATOS!! I said NO tomatos.


...I threw it in the trash.
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      09-12-2014, 04:34 PM   #1157
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This represents some kind of ultimate in "first world problems". The pain of having to live on only $400K.

Some people actually think it's a joke. I don't think they're joking.

http://www.wsj.com/video/do-you-make...F-7BBCF70EE954
Some of the numbers in the example they gave was almost laughable. $9K a year in auto insurance on their supposed $60K car, I don't think so...
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      09-12-2014, 06:15 PM   #1158
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Ordered a tuna sub today for lunch. So tuna, mayo, lettuce blah blah blah and no tomatos.
Guess what? TOMATOS!! I said NO tomatos.


...I threw it in the trash.
Tomatoes are fucking gross, I would have sued the hell out of that asshole.
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      09-12-2014, 10:42 PM   #1159
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Ordered a tuna sub today for lunch. So tuna, mayo, lettuce blah blah blah and no tomatos.
Guess what? TOMATOS!! I said NO tomatos.


...I threw it in the trash.
Right there with you. I hate tomatoes on tuna.
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      09-15-2014, 10:36 AM   #1160
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I just paid all my bills and there’s an extra $332.68 in the account? I usually $0.00 out my checking account after all the funds are allocated. I can’t seem to find anyone whom I didn’t pay.

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This represents some kind of ultimate in "first world problems". The pain of having to live on only $400K.

Some people actually think it's a joke. I don't think they're joking.

http://www.wsj.com/video/do-you-make...F-7BBCF70EE954
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Some of the numbers in the example they gave was almost laughable. $9K a year in auto insurance on their supposed $60K car, I don't think so...

Yeah - where were the numbers coming from? 850K mortgage means you make $87K in annual payments? I don't think so unless you are looking to pay off in 12-15 years...which isn't the American way.

And groceries at $30K per year? So you mean to say you are spending more than $575 per week in groceries? I don't think so.
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I wan't a new phone but I want it to be water resistant without a case... #firstworldproblems
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