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There is a gal who is overly nice to me at Noodle&Company. I would not get into details, as it is a great potential to dig my own grave. Quote:
My kid use calls everything with BMW logo M3, until she started to pay more attention to "X5" "M5" and "Z4" and etc. Quote:
We need to call others like 942stelth, NemesisX, and some oldies to come and play. |
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07-11-2015, 10:32 PM | #11354 | ||
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I wrote today that ay causes infertility. It was mildly wrong, no M drivers get any.
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07-11-2015, 10:35 PM | #11355 | |
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My sex life is plenty good Oh wait, but even though my new m6 is technically mine already (on paper) I don't physically have it yet...so I guess I'm still not back in the cool kids M drivers club Must explain why I'm still getting some.
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07-11-2015, 10:35 PM | #11356 | |
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Too funny. Speaking of getting owned...my fat ass girl got it handed to her today by a Audi. It was not pretty, and we'll not speak of it again... |
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07-11-2015, 10:36 PM | #11357 | ||
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You let an Audi beat you? How dare you...unless it was an r8- feel free to turn in your M card immediately.
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07-11-2015, 10:42 PM | #11358 | ||
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Fuckers. "mooooooom, no. I want Brian (my friend) to pick us up. His car has a better sound and it looks mean." "Mom. You have a girly taste." "mom, why does the e9x look cool in nowmal models too, and yours don't?" "mom, why are we still here?! There are no M3's here!" "baby, there is one next to us, fire orange, see?!" "meh, no. That's not the right kind" Wanna have more kids? I can give you my mean offspring.
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07-11-2015, 10:44 PM | #11359 | |
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I forgive you for the typo. Awwww, you named your car after me
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07-11-2015, 10:45 PM | #11361 | |
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But no in all seriousness- I guess I did! I named it after the lady who used to cook/give me food during my homeless days
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07-11-2015, 10:46 PM | #11362 |
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Just a nissan...
(Will Delete pic before nissan bashers arrive on OT) Last edited by MrPrena; 07-12-2015 at 12:03 AM.. |
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07-11-2015, 10:48 PM | #11363 | |
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bro now we can race the Avalanche/Yaris AND the m6/gtr!
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07-11-2015, 10:49 PM | #11364 | |
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COOL KID! He knows the heritage of S65! (S65 and S85 being derived/based on/insipired by F1 engine) hehehehehe However, F8x will kick E9x ass anytime. That monstrous torque..... |
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07-11-2015, 10:51 PM | #11365 | ||
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Thank you, you made my night.
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EDITED, didnt see it was RS5 I am sure you let the RS5 driver win, so that you can post a video about "I just got Audi Zoned!" Last edited by MrPrena; 07-11-2015 at 11:18 PM.. |
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07-11-2015, 10:57 PM | #11368 | ||
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He was looking at an Ariel. I was really proud when he detected the usual stuff like where the petrol goes, then he said to me that the brakes are tiny. He asked me to ask how much the car weighs I asked, did the quick math (translated it into milk cartoons) and he went "ah, well then he doesn't need huge ones" Mom was so proud
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07-11-2015, 10:59 PM | #11369 | ||
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She was a cook for this local restaurant in paramount called Golden Bowl off Downey/alondra. She knew what went down with my parents and the law since it was all over the news, so when she heard I was sleeping in my car- she told me to swing by every night and she'd give me left over chicken that wasn't served. I owe that lady a lot. And Anthony, the night guy at 24 hour fitness Lakewood for letting me park my car there without having to worry about getting towed or asked to moved/let me use the shower even though my membership was late. Every year during Christmas- I still send them cards and a check/gift for their families. Simple things like that go a lonnnggggggg way with me.
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He probably did the division and divided power he got from magazine/online, and quickly calculated the power to weight ratio. Same goes with braking power for low weight vehicle. ASBSECU E93 posted his small car coffee meet few weeks back, and he posted Ariel Atom picture. I did NOT know those are US street legal. 200hp car like that will feel like 850hp on 4000lbs vehicle. |
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07-11-2015, 11:14 PM | #11371 | |
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I've actually been for a spin in the Atom - it's INSANE!!! The acceleration is beyond words.... |
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07-11-2015, 11:17 PM | #11372 | ||
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I get asked so often what I get out of the stuff I do, and the skepticism I encounter is unreal. It's like "I'm spending my own money, I'm not asking anything from you and I don't care what you think abt my hobby. Wanna share your old stuff? Fine. Wanna come and check my closet that I'm not taking them for me? Fine. Wanna suspect me for trying to con you? Cool" One lady followed me to a grocery store last Christmas time, since I took a homeless and a salvation army collectors with me to fill their carts. She actually had the nerve of telling me I'm just trying to buy my slot to Jesus.
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It's sad, because not all homeless people are druggies, or alcoholics- and simply good people who are REALLY down on their luck. That's why I find it important to simply talk to them if anything. It's amazing how such a simple thing can truly help lift a persons spirit. The best gift anyone can give another, despite what common society dictates- is your time. And you don't have to agree with them, just so long as you keep respect towards each other, despite the different social classes one may be categorized in. You should have responded to that lady "oh yeah, well with assumptions like that, you just bought yourself a ticket to hell"
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