Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

shoei · 10-24-2021, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

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Originally Posted by Onesie

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Let's reset this bitch.

Had a great date with my partner yesterday.
Day started at 9:30 when we left home, went to renew her driver's licence, and while there I figured I'd ask "how do I get a motorcycle licence again?"
In 2 minutes and $15 later the lady there had me sitting at a computer for a 40 question test I wasn't prepared for. But we were happy I passed!

Then we went for a nice breakfast ocean-side at a fancy resort. Even had an older gentleman who was there with his wife come up to our table "excuse me, but you guys just look so happy, I had to come over. Congratulations on the new baby" as we're now almost due.

Then onto a quick car wash, gas up, and a decision to go for a long backroad scenic route drive… 400km later we're home at 7 pm…
Lots of twisties, lots of highway too, got to play with an S8 and a Q8 who were travelling together. Hit 210 going uphill passing them.

Find a partner that you can do and enjoy things with. The rest follows.

Enjoy your Sunday guys and girls. What's happening today?

Wise words! The partner you enjoy as much out of the bedroom as you do in the bedroom is the keeper.

Hottie attorney and I are taking her youngest son [and his friend] to the pumpkin patch shortly. We're going to carve them up later this evening (…after the gym and lunch/drinks).

P.S. I came up on a brand new NVIDIA 3070 Ti for my girl's son; it's his Christmas present. He's going to be amped when he sees this.

Nice! We picked up our pumpkins and carved them last weekend! Halloween decoration shopping included for the front yard.
Her son will be excited for sure! What games does he play on that!?

He'll be 13 next weekend, so essentially Fortnite, APEX and Call of Duty. We bought him a new gaming computer that I'll be setting up for his birthday next weekend. Right now he plays mainly on PS4.

You want father of the year, best be getting him a PS5.

The audacity letting him play on an antique like that.

Dang3r · 10-24-2021, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

P.S. I came up on a brand new NVIDIA 3070 Ti for my girl's son; it's his Christmas present. He's going to be amped when he sees this.

Sounds to me for a guaranteed boner for him

Cyn-BMW · 10-24-2021, 01:27 PM

Sounds like everyone is having a good weekend. It’s F1 race day at COTA, for us! I hope it’s a good one!

Sedan_Clan · 10-24-2021, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

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Originally Posted by Onesie

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

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Originally Posted by Onesie

Let's reset this bitch.

Had a great date with my partner yesterday.
Day started at 9:30 when we left home, went to renew her driver's licence, and while there I figured I'd ask "how do I get a motorcycle licence again?"
In 2 minutes and $15 later the lady there had me sitting at a computer for a 40 question test I wasn't prepared for. But we were happy I passed!

Then we went for a nice breakfast ocean-side at a fancy resort. Even had an older gentleman who was there with his wife come up to our table "excuse me, but you guys just look so happy, I had to come over. Congratulations on the new baby" as we're now almost due.

Then onto a quick car wash, gas up, and a decision to go for a long backroad scenic route drive… 400km later we're home at 7 pm…
Lots of twisties, lots of highway too, got to play with an S8 and a Q8 who were travelling together. Hit 210 going uphill passing them.

Find a partner that you can do and enjoy things with. The rest follows.

Enjoy your Sunday guys and girls. What's happening today?

Wise words! The partner you enjoy as much out of the bedroom as you do in the bedroom is the keeper.

Hottie attorney and I are taking her youngest son [and his friend] to the pumpkin patch shortly. We're going to carve them up later this evening (…after the gym and lunch/drinks).

P.S. I came up on a brand new NVIDIA 3070 Ti for my girl's son; it's his Christmas present. He's going to be amped when he sees this.

Nice! We picked up our pumpkins and carved them last weekend! Halloween decoration shopping included for the front yard.
Her son will be excited for sure! What games does he play on that!?

He'll be 13 next weekend, so essentially Fortnite, APEX and Call of Duty. We bought him a new gaming computer that I'll be setting up for his birthday next weekend. Right now he plays mainly on PS4.

You want father of the year, best be getting him a PS5.

The audacity letting him play on an antique like that.

I'm looking for a PS5 for myself even though I haven't been a gamer in many years. He can play mine.

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

P.S. I came up on a brand new NVIDIA 3070 Ti for my girl's son; it's his Christmas present. He's going to be amped when he sees this.

Sounds to me for a guaranteed boner for him

Perfect timing since he's at the age where boners begin to matter.

TiMSport · 10-24-2021, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Perfect timing since he's at the age where boners begin to matter.

Boners ALWAYS matter.

shoei · 10-24-2021, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Perfect timing since he's at the age where boners begin to matter.

Boners ALWAYS matter.

Boner Lives Matter

Cyn-BMW · 10-24-2021, 05:25 PM

You talk about a boner: Girlfriend #1 met a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader at an F1 party last night. She’s going to come out and visit us!

TiMSport · 10-24-2021, 06:55 PM

Cyn-BMW · 10-24-2021, 07:07 PM

I’ll be thinking of you when she comes and visits!

Dang3r · 10-25-2021, 06:18 AM

We have a German joke for this, but translating it would ruin the sense

Aside from that I have to confess here outta the referring thread, that I got a boner at my first real kiss with tongue, man, even as I'd stepped a half step back from her I got the feeling that it touches her over the distance, felt much embarrassed at that moment.
Priceless youth memories

Sedan_Clan · 10-25-2021, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

We have a German joke for this, but translating it would ruin the sense

Aside from that I have to confess here outta the referring thread, that I got a boner at my first real kiss with tongue, man, even as I'd stepped a half step back from her I got the feeling that it touches her over the distance, felt much embarrassed at that moment.
Priceless youth memories

If the tip was touching her from a distance, bravo ol' chap. Bravo! Never be ashamed of yard stick penor.

Joekerr · 10-25-2021, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Onesie

Was that for me?
What reason would I have to BS if so?

https://obgyn.onlinelibrary.wiley.co...2.2001.00477.x

It may have been posted in response to something else I can't see?

See? This is why you should delete your ignore list. Then you wouldn't have ignored Cyn, and you'd see he was responding to him and not you.

TiMSport · 10-25-2021, 01:23 PM

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It's fine, rather safe than sorry lol
Thanks for confirming!

Lol. As you have come to understand, if was not meant for you. The other person whom it was intended for responded to it immediately.

TiMSport · 10-25-2021, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

If the tip was touching her from a distance, bravo ol' chap. Bravo! Never be ashamed of yard stick penor.

It was made from German submarine steel.

Dang3r · 10-25-2021, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

It was made from German submarine steel.

I would more like to say that this was merging to periscope depth

TiMSport · 10-25-2021, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

I would more like to say that this was merging to periscope depth

And then dive into the deep and dark caverns of ........ sea?

Joekerr · 10-25-2021, 05:42 PM

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory

Cyn-BMW · 10-25-2021, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory

There might be a sewer pipe involved!

Dang3r · 10-26-2021, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

There might be a sewer pipe involved!

When you have to do a plumber job before diggin' deeper under moist, I would pass

Cyn-BMW · 10-30-2021, 11:06 AM

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Ok, I have a break between debauchery and training. So, let me explain the back door date. I have to keep this relevant, you know. So, GF #3 is the quiet one. She works, goes to college. She participates in the fun, once in a while. It seems to be a cycle thing with her. Which means, I probably have to be very careful about getting her prego. That’s the last thing I want at my age. Anyway, this was a real shock to me, coming form her. The other day, she’s like, “you know, when you back door GF # 1, it is such a turn on for me. Would you do that to me”? I’m like, “ok, but we should probably ease into that.” Pun not intended. But, it was funny!

She’s like, “ok, whatever you think is best”. I’m like, “ok.” So, we’ll see. I’ll probably have to wait till she’s horny again.

Mission accomplished last night! You might say, I got myself into a tight situation. But, she liked it. So, all is good! Girlfriend #1 was there to help and give advice.

F30lolz · 10-31-2021, 07:55 PM

My son and his ‘older’ gf. Her family takes him out to eat at least twice a week and they refuse money. I wish they would take me out to sushi too lol.

Cyn-BMW · 11-01-2021, 11:51 AM

I wouldn’t worry about that. Pretty soon, instead of holding a bag of fruit, she’ll be holding a baby.

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