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      07-10-2015, 06:47 PM   #11177
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      07-10-2015, 06:48 PM   #11178
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Nope, definitely not what I meant! I think you need English lessons like Belgium.
Watch out Tara ...some are saying I'm doing better ! My neighbors think that after they heard Schwarzenegger but 100 X worse..
I just know because when I hear myself it sounds still like 5H1T .
Anyway it's not Belgium that's the f@cking country , my name is Philippe .
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      07-10-2015, 06:53 PM   #11179
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Nope, definitely not what I meant! I think you need English lessons like Belgium.
Watch out Tara ...some are saying I'm doing better ! My neighbors think that after they heard Schwarzenegger but 100 X worse..
I just know because when I hear myself it sounds still like 5H1T .
Anyway it's not Belgium that's the f@cking country , my name is Philippe .
Philippe, you're always gonna be Belgium to us

I'm sure you sound fine! That's why I think you can do an interview now and not months later!
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      07-10-2015, 06:55 PM   #11180
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Nope, definitely not what I meant! I think you need English lessons like Belgium.
Watch out Tara ...some are saying I'm doing better ! My neighbors think that after they heard Schwarzenegger but 100 X worse..
I just know because when I hear myself it sounds still like 5H1T .
Anyway it's not Belgium that's the f@cking country , my name is Philippe .
Yeah Tara! Leave my friend Philippe alone!

You're doing great, bud
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      07-10-2015, 06:55 PM   #11181
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Hahahha nah, v1 is a smart individual.

He'll know we're just trying to help out our dear Sara.

I mean, a Maserati AND closed escrow in one day?

And here I am stressing over a dollar increase overnight in gas 2 weeks before my 150k car arrives
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LOL you started it...



Light Microscopes (AKA the kind you see everyday only takes up about 1/4 of an airline seat), but it only goes down to 200 nanometers (200 Ångstroms).

An electron microscope, on the other hand, takes up an entire table size (you'd need to remove 1 entire row, 2 if you want to comfortably sit down and analyze the data), and can see 50 picometers (0.05 nanometers or 0.5 Ångstroms). So yes, I DID need to specify "electron".
Explains like atomic/physical/some analytical chemist!

I have a strong urge to lash out my nerdy science side of me here.
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      07-10-2015, 06:58 PM   #11182
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No worries...I'll just leave this here again so there is no misunderstanding on what a world class Badonkadonk looks like
Oh man, I am incredibly tempted to post a picture but then it's on the internet for good. On second thought I'm pretty sure my ex would track me down and murder me in my sleep... ha
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I like how M Power-Belgium spells "shit" or "ass", so proper.
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      07-10-2015, 06:59 PM   #11184
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      07-10-2015, 07:00 PM   #11185
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No worries...I'll just leave this here again so there is no misunderstanding on what a world class Badonkadonk looks like
Oh man, I am incredibly tempted to post a picture but then it's on the internet for good. On second thought I'm pretty sure my ex would track me down and murder me in my sleep... ha
IKR!?? So tempted...
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      07-10-2015, 07:02 PM   #11186
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Philippe, you're always gonna be Belgium to us

I'm sure you sound fine! That's why I think you can do an interview now and not months later!
Tara I really think you missed # 2937 + 2938 => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...34147&page=134
Do you think this sounds like perfect English to you ?
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      07-10-2015, 07:05 PM   #11187
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No worries...I'll just leave this here again so there is no misunderstanding on what a world class Badonkadonk looks like
Oh man, I am incredibly tempted to post a picture but then it's on the internet for good. On second thought I'm pretty sure my ex would track me down and murder me in my sleep... ha
Yoga pants/leggings on a girl with an onion booty is just not fair
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      07-10-2015, 07:15 PM   #11188
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I like how M Power-Belgium spells "shit" or "ass", so proper.
Bro...That's the fault from the US guys on here .
I never heard this words before...Till I was member on here...
Think these words are cause of my English accent .
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      07-10-2015, 07:25 PM   #11189
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Please...no math.
Math is awesome...and big girls....
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      07-10-2015, 07:28 PM   #11190
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      07-10-2015, 07:30 PM   #11191
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Please...no math.
Math is awesome...and big girls....
I can see you getting off on big girls with calculators, wearing nothing but their smiles and lab coats. With banjo music softly playing in the background.
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      07-10-2015, 07:33 PM   #11192
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Math is awesome...and big girls....
'Don't play with a girls heart, she only has one. Play with her boobs, she has two of those'.


My kind of math!
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It's always interesting seeing the tastes of others. I remember you saying none of the current Ms excite you despite working for them.

Maseratis do absolutely nothing for me. To me it looks like it's an "old mans" car.
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      07-10-2015, 07:34 PM   #11194
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I just spent $400 on chips, dip, soda and cake. Wtf Target!!!! Why so expensive?? Next time I'll look at price tags.



Party tomorrow!!!!


Someone give me cliff notes. What did I miss? I saw Tara's name on a coke bottle at the check out lol thought of her.
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It's always interesting seeing the tastes of others. I remember you saying none of the current Ms excite you despite working for them.

Maseratis do absolutely nothing for me. To me it looks like it's an "old mans" car.
Maser's don't do much for me, either. I was there for the Alfa Romeo.
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I just spent $400 on chips, dip, soda and cake. Wtf Target!!!! Why so expensive?? Next time I'll look at price tags.



Party tomorrow!!!!


Someone give me cliff notes. What did I miss?
Rated ///M is loaded, sold a house and put a 5k deposit on a masi.

I have a cock so big it requires a full airplane row of seats to sit it comfortably.

There's a new blonde girl on the forum.

Mr92m still loves big women.

And I'm getting better with the gas jump. Just have to go to arco now.
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      07-10-2015, 07:40 PM   #11197
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Maseratis do absolutely nothing for me. To me it looks like it's an "old mans" car.
Same here. The exhaust note is awesome, but it's an old guys car.
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It's always interesting seeing the tastes of others. I remember you saying none of the current Ms excite you despite working for them.

Maseratis do absolutely nothing for me. To me it looks like it's an "old mans" car.
Do you ever heard bud how they sound ?
Like this =>
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