Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[Sara]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Must have brought the guys running to you then

Victoria’s Secret never disappoints. I, on the other hand Thank god for plastic surgeons.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

@dinonz ?

Friends have suggested that I do that!

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

Victoria’s Secret never disappoints. I, on the other hand Thank god for plastic surgeons.

I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.

This is a joke, right?

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Sara

I don't see anything wrong his real profession as a lawyer. In your 40s you should be comfortable telling a date what your real profession is. Actually at any age!

No, that wasnt a critic by his real profession and tbh I would tell asking women more that I am a lawyer than a pilot. To avoid any unwanted expectations on my side Im just telling that I am working for an airline. Thats true and couldnt lead into some mishaps.
What I want to point out is, that I wont excuse a lie at the profession to get someone laid or in your case hooked to more attraction according to his said job. But I understand some guys which are hoping that telling a lie to achieve a shot more, when they are jobwise not really onto the bright side of life - which isnt a excuse either.
With this said I add a side note, that Apple sux for me

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

This is a joke, right?

Of course it is LOL who in their right mind would think you would need a plastic surgeon, at your age??

[JP10]

[Sara]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Of course it is LOL who in their right mind would think you would need a plastic surgeon, at your age??

Now you're pulling my leg. Cue "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

Now you're pulling my leg. Cue "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

Got it

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.

You must be new here.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

You must be new here.

C'est la vie.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I'll tell you I used to say things to girls like I was a drummer in a rock band when at discos/clubs and the eyes opened wide

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.....

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.....

*Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?

Because they kneaded the dough.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

*Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?

Because they kneaded the dough.

How can you tell if a stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

Did someone just diss Whatsapp?

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Signal messenger, all the way.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

How can you tell if a stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

*Who would a drummer call if he had electrical problems in his house?

AC/DC

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

*Who would a drummer call if he had electrical problems in his house?

AC/DC

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless

I know I was catfishing to gals that I was a drummer in a rock band at one time tho it's getting outa hand...but what the hell it's OT

[///d]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

^ You can always get a fake pilot's id to impress whoever, would work wonders until 'show me' time heheh

Originally Posted by Sara

Had a guy last week text me and told me he would tell girls he was a pilot or a surgeon. He's a lawyer. What on earth would possess you to do that, and then tell a girl you're interested in that you used to do that?? It's just weird.

Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response


I actually had some reading to catch up on this morning. Still lacking stories though. Must be because its cuffing season... everyones tryin to get that "steady" for the cold months...

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by ///d

Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response


I actually had some reading to catch up on this morning. Still lacking stories though. Must be because its cuffing season... everyones tryin to get that "steady" for the cold months...

It is pretty funny.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by ///d

Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by ///d

Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response


I actually had some reading to catch up on this morning. Still lacking stories though. Must be because its cuffing season... everyones tryin to get that "steady" for the cold months...

Heeey I'm the Fonz, I know how to get Sara back on