Pics of parking jobs wanted

mlermin · 09-08-2011, 05:32 PM

Saw this today in my parkade at work.. pretty spectacular..

335IAF · 09-08-2011, 08:12 PM

seen on imgur today

Auto Pilot · 09-09-2011, 12:11 AM

http://iparklikeanass.com/

swaite · 09-09-2011, 12:40 AM

Oh man, I wish I could find the picture of the truck that parked literally an inch away from this 1ers driver's side door. Anybody have that? It wasn't a terribly long time ago that it was posted.

Tmaccus · 09-09-2011, 08:56 PM

One more.....

thewhite93 · 09-10-2011, 04:39 PM

This is funny..

xerox445 · 09-10-2011, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward

This is usually how I park. No one seems to have a problem.

lololol

Bumer · 09-11-2011, 09:10 PM

Worst parking job I've seen in years.

Sylon · 09-11-2011, 09:21 PM

Wow, some real gems in this thread.

I'll post up a pic of the parking spaces right below my apartment window tomorrow when its light out. There is a loading area that everyone but me (apparently) parks in. I refuse to do it, because Im not a douche.

The only time I cross the parking lines is when Im parking next to an end-cap, and I'll park partially in that end-cap, to keep my car away from the car on the other side of me. I do it at work whenever I score an end-cap spot.

NewYearsBoy · 09-11-2011, 10:17 PM

It happens all the time...

tekmoe · 09-12-2011, 10:23 AM

I drive an M so I am better than everyone in this thread.

*cues some guido fist pumping music* unce unce unce unce unce unce

Just kidding. Seriously.

Regarding parking away from others, I do it all the time. I never take up more than a single parking space no matter how far away I park. Whenever I see someone double park all I can think to myself is, "Wow, they must be reeeaaaally important to need to take up two parking spaces." Luckily I'm not a nut job like some people out there who will key a car just because it took up two spaces. It's downright wrong but it's pretty easy to avoid such a situation - don't double park!

Garduna · 09-12-2011, 10:34 AM

This shit cracks me up xD

mlermin · 09-12-2011, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tekmoe

Regarding parking away from others, I do it all the time. I never take up more than a single parking space no matter how far away I park. Whenever I see someone double park all I can think to myself is, "Wow, they must be reeeaaaally important to need to take up two parking spaces." Luckily I'm not a nut job like some people out there who will key a car just because it took up two spaces. It's downright wrong but it's pretty easy to avoid such a situation - don't double park!

Agree 100%.. double parking is a douche move.. and significantly increases the risk that someone will damage your car..

Bumer · 09-12-2011, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlermin

Agree 100%.. double parking is a douche move.. and significantly increases the risk that someone will damage your car..

NewYearsBoy · 09-13-2011, 08:50 PM

So my Girlfriend and I are leaving a restaurant and we smell rubber burning as we walk to our car at the end of the parking lot and I walk past this Audi. The front tires were stuck in front of the concrete parking stopper. They were pushing on the front of the car as another floored the gas and the tires just kept spinning. Seriously no clue how you would even do it.....? Wouldn't you say to yourself "wow I need to slow down cus I need to stop in this parking space..."

edirtaynine · 09-13-2011, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 335IAF

seen on imgur today

LOL!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoutnj89

So my Girlfriend and I are leaving a restaurant and we smell rubber burning as we walk to our car at the end of the parking lot and I walk past this Audi. The front tires were stuck in front of the concrete parking stopper. They were pushing on the front of the car as another floored the gas and the tires just kept spinning. Seriously no clue how you would even do it.....? Wouldn't you say to yourself "wow I need to slow down cus I need to stop in this parking space..."

hahahah idiots

NewYearsBoy · 09-13-2011, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edirtaynine

LOL!!

hahahah idiots

I felt like an old grandpa... I was thinking "KIDS THESE DAYS" I was like wait.. Im 22????

xerox445 · 09-13-2011, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoutnj89

So my Girlfriend and I are leaving a restaurant and we smell rubber burning as we walk to our car at the end of the parking lot and I walk past this Audi. The front tires were stuck in front of the concrete parking stopper. They were pushing on the front of the car as another floored the gas and the tires just kept spinning. Seriously no clue how you would even do it.....? Wouldn't you say to yourself "wow I need to slow down cus I need to stop in this parking space..."

FWD A4, lulz. Nice find.

Sylon · 10-16-2011, 06:30 PM

Saw this gem today.

What a tool.

e92ben · 10-16-2011, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bargamon

You know his next car is a 335i.

hahaha

e92ben · 10-16-2011, 06:47 PM

My oldest brother (doctor) always takes up two spaces in his 911 gt2. I don't blame him but it makes him look like a huge douche lol.

J02 335i · 10-16-2011, 07:00 PM

Ahhh awesome......lol.
Whats worse then a Tahoe on revolting 24's?
A green Tahoe on revolting 24's with chrome accents

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylon

Saw this gem today.

What a tool.

09-08-2011, 05:32 PM	#89
mlermin Private 3 Rep 50 Posts Drives: 2016 650xi Gran Coupe Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Edmonton iTrader: (0)	Beat up Acura needs 3 spots Saw this today in my parkade at work.. pretty spectacular.. Attached Images
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335IAF Private 7 Rep 76 Posts Drives: na Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: San Antonio, TX iTrader: (0)	seen on imgur today
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09-09-2011, 12:11 AM	#91
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09-09-2011, 12:40 AM	#92
swaite High School Dropout 17 Rep 323 Posts Drives: 2008 135i Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: PNW iTrader: (0)	Oh man, I wish I could find the picture of the truck that parked literally an inch away from this 1ers driver's side door. Anybody have that? It wasn't a terribly long time ago that it was posted. __________________
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09-09-2011, 08:56 PM	#93
Tmaccus Private 16 Rep 72 Posts Drives: E90 N52, E93 N54, E46 S54 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: philly/central NJ iTrader: (0)	One more..... Attached Images __________________ E46 S54: Black on Black, 6MT, Agency exhaust, ESS chip, KW2 coilovers, H&R Spacers. E93 N54: Black on Black, 6MT, FULLY STOCK. Sports PKG. E90 N52: Black, AT, H&R Sport springs, Hyper Silver 19" VMR V715 staggered
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09-10-2011, 04:39 PM	#94
thewhite93 Registered 0 Rep 4 Posts Drives: White 2009 E93 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Newport Beach iTrader: (0)	This is funny..
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09-11-2011, 09:10 PM	#96
Bumer Comrade Vlad 16 Rep 212 Posts Drives: 1999 M3, 2006 325i Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Connecticut iTrader: (1) Garage List 1999 BMW M3 [9.00] 2006 BMW 325i [10.00]	Worst parking job I've seen in years. __________________ 1999 E36 ///M3 Convertible MT Silver / Silver (99.99% stock) 2006 E90 325i
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09-11-2011, 09:21 PM	#97
Sylon Brigadier General 199 Rep 3,435 Posts Drives: 2011 135i, SG/CR, 6MT, M-Sport Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Michigan / Ohio iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 135i [9.20]	Wow, some real gems in this thread. I'll post up a pic of the parking spaces right below my apartment window tomorrow when its light out. There is a loading area that everyone but me (apparently) parks in. I refuse to do it, because Im not a douche. The only time I cross the parking lines is when Im parking next to an end-cap, and I'll park partially in that end-cap, to keep my car away from the car on the other side of me. I do it at work whenever I score an end-cap spot. __________________ 2011 BMW 135i \| Space Gray \| ///M-Sport \| BMW CCA #450291 Facebook / Instagram / YouTube / Twitter
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09-11-2011, 10:17 PM	#98
NewYearsBoy Colonel 69 Rep 2,352 Posts Drives: IS 300 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Bradenton FL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 135i M-Sport [0.00]	It happens all the time... Attached Images __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- "Speed never killed anyone its very important to get that straight, Speed has never killed a soul. Suddenly becoming stationary thats what gets people." - Jeremy Clarkson
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09-12-2011, 10:23 AM	#99
tekmoe Captain 57 Rep 844 Posts Drives: ///M Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	I drive an M so I am better than everyone in this thread. cues some guido fist pumping music unce unce unce unce unce unce Just kidding. Seriously. Regarding parking away from others, I do it all the time. I never take up more than a single parking space no matter how far away I park. Whenever I see someone double park all I can think to myself is, "Wow, they must be reeeaaaally important to need to take up two parking spaces." Luckily I'm not a nut job like some people out there who will key a car just because it took up two spaces. It's downright wrong but it's pretty easy to avoid such a situation - don't double park!
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09-12-2011, 10:34 AM	#100
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09-13-2011, 08:50 PM	#103
NewYearsBoy Colonel 69 Rep 2,352 Posts Drives: IS 300 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Bradenton FL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 135i M-Sport [0.00]	So my Girlfriend and I are leaving a restaurant and we smell rubber burning as we walk to our car at the end of the parking lot and I walk past this Audi. The front tires were stuck in front of the concrete parking stopper. They were pushing on the front of the car as another floored the gas and the tires just kept spinning. Seriously no clue how you would even do it.....? Wouldn't you say to yourself "wow I need to slow down cus I need to stop in this parking space..." Attached Images __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- "Speed never killed anyone its very important to get that straight, Speed has never killed a soul. Suddenly becoming stationary thats what gets people." - Jeremy Clarkson Last edited by NewYearsBoy; 09-13-2011 at 08:57 PM..
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10-16-2011, 06:30 PM	#107
Sylon Brigadier General 199 Rep 3,435 Posts Drives: 2011 135i, SG/CR, 6MT, M-Sport Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Michigan / Ohio iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 135i [9.20]	Saw this gem today. What a tool. __________________ 2011 BMW 135i \| Space Gray \| ///M-Sport \| BMW CCA #450291 Facebook / Instagram / YouTube / Twitter
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10-16-2011, 06:47 PM	#109
e92ben Brigadier General 1081 Rep 3,230 Posts Drives: BMW M3 BMW 635csi Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Kenosha Wi iTrader: (7)	My oldest brother (doctor) always takes up two spaces in his 911 gt2. I don't blame him but it makes him look like a huge douche lol. __________________ e92 ///M3
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