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      02-22-2016, 04:57 PM   #89
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I'm on tinder and POF and have had some success on both. Fortunately, I've only been catfished once. It was by a woman who looked liked she used pictures that were 15 years old or touched up really well. I didn't mention anything as I was wanted to see what went through the mind of someone who would catfish someone. Kind of a social experiment. She didn't mention anything either. Needless to say, she was weird. We had a drink and at the end she asked me to go grocery shopping with her and blatantly said the man is supposed to pay for everything on the first date. The "date" ended there.
Wow. Was she at least the correct age?

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      02-22-2016, 05:03 PM   #90
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Wow. Was she at least the correct age?



I never asked her age in person, but I believe she listed 40 on her profile. If that was in fact her real age, she was a very very rough looking 40.
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Wow. Was she at least the correct age?



I never asked her age in person, but I believe she listed 40 on her profile. If that was in fact her real age, she was a very very rough looking 40.
I guess she's been through some hard times.
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I guess she's been through some hard times.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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      02-22-2016, 06:18 PM   #93
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Nah, that's more of a crack characteristic due to the excessive additives.
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Nah, that's more of a crack characteristic due to the excessive additives.
Thanks for pointing that out. I'll stick to cocaine then if I want to preserve my youthful appearance.
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Thanks for pointing that out. I'll stick to cocaine then if I want to preserve my youthful appearance.
I laughed at this.
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I laughed at this.
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If she really does work for Cisco, maybe she can network with this member. I'm in need of some customer service.
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Storytime pls.
It was actually during the week, but she was 30 minutes late, and looked nothing like her pic. We had coffee, I was being myself, and she tried to kiss me goodbye right in front of Starbucks lol. She texted me nonstop for 3 days and I never replied. I think she finally got the hint.
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Storytime pls.
It was actually during the week, but she was 30 minutes late, and looked nothing like her pic. We had coffee, I was being myself, and she tried to kiss me goodbye right in front of Starbucks lol. She texted me nonstop for 3 days and I never replied. I think she finally got the hint.
You heartbreaker, you.
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Fucking hardly. I've only dated like 4 girls in my life and I'm almost 26. Only one has been an actual gf. Trying to get out there is fucking rough.
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Fucking hardly. I've only dated like 4 girls in my life and I'm almost 26. Only one has been an actual gf. Trying to get out there is fucking rough.
yes indeed, my friend. I feel you. Sort of.
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What the actual fuck
Omg I need her.
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Fucking hardly. I've only dated like 4 girls in my life and I'm almost 26. Only one has been an actual gf. Trying to get out there is fucking rough.
Protip: Next time before going on the first date, facetime them. It'll save down on the BS.

Now to add to the thread, never been on a tinder date. I just downloaded it recently cause I moved back home from college and there's no ocean of college chicks running around trying to fuck anything that moves. I don't want to be on there, but I work with everyone thats in their 30's and up.....so I have to
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Fucking hardly. I've only dated like 4 girls in my life and I'm almost 26. Only one has been an actual gf. Trying to get out there is fucking rough.
Protip: Next time before going on the first date, facetime them. It'll save down on the BS.

Now to add to the thread, never been on a tinder date. I just downloaded it recently cause I moved back home from college and there's no ocean of college chicks running around trying to fuck anything that moves. I don't want to be on there, but I work with everyone thats in their 30's and up.....so I have to
So, fuck some 30 year olds.
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Looks like I need to Tinder in Baltimore, Chicago, and Brooklyn. Here in LA all I see is the same cookie cutter profile; "I love the beach, I love hiking, wine, etc..."
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Fucking hardly. I've only dated like 4 girls in my life and I'm almost 26. Only one has been an actual gf. Trying to get out there is fucking rough.
Protip: Next time before going on the first date, facetime them. It'll save down on the BS.

Now to add to the thread, never been on a tinder date. I just downloaded it recently cause I moved back home from college and there's no ocean of college chicks running around trying to fuck anything that moves. I don't want to be on there, but I work with everyone thats in their 30's and up.....so I have to
So, fuck some 30 year olds.
I 2nd this!
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