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      07-09-2015, 09:06 PM   #10957
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Mr.SugarSkulls - is this you?? You look similar to the guy in the video...



And another one...This chick is AMAZING!

Hahahaha he's a good looking guy, if I may say so myself.

But nah, I'm buffer, and way more tatted
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Hahahaha he's a good looking guy, if I may say so myself.

But nah, I'm buffer, and way more tatted
Even if we meet near or distant future, I will STILL remember you as that guy on YouTube. Thanks to ASBSECU E93, it is really really hard to get this undone.
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      07-09-2015, 11:57 PM   #10959
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Hahahaha he's a good looking guy, if I may say so myself.

But nah, I'm buffer, and way more tatted
Even if we meet near or distant future, I will STILL remember you as that guy on YouTube. Thanks to ASBSECU E93, it is really really hard to get this undone.
It'll help us when picking up on girls.

Oh wait....you two are married.

It'll help me when you guys watch me pick up on girls.
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      07-09-2015, 11:59 PM   #10960
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I found this on my windshield...

"For my safety?" OH...BULL...S**T.

If anything, it's arguably been proven to be safer to back into a spot! Besides, you're just jealous because whatever you drive probably isn't cool enough to back into a spot, right?

Oh, and this all happens as I start a new [temp] job Monday, but one small step backwards for a nice leap forward.
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      07-10-2015, 12:06 AM   #10961
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It'll help us when picking up on girls.

Oh wait....you two are married.

It'll help me when you guys watch me pick up on girls.
You know nothing John Snow....

My wife will pull 3x as many chickies as you...
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      07-10-2015, 12:06 AM   #10962
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I found this on my windshield...

"For my safety?" OH...BULL...S**T.

If anything, it's arguably been proven to be safer to back into a spot! Besides, you're just jealous because whatever you drive probably isn't cool enough to back into a spot, right?

Oh, and this all happens as I start a new [temp] job Monday, but one small step backwards for a nice leap forward.
Oh god, you're telling us where you work and bad mouthing the building manager already? Oh, Nef. Sigh.
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      07-10-2015, 12:06 AM   #10963
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It'll help us when picking up on girls.

Oh wait....you two are married.

It'll help me when you guys watch me pick up on girls.
LOL, nicely played.
While you pick up girls, we (ASBSECU and I) will just talk about sports, cars, finance, and other manly topics. However, I have a feeling myself and ASBSECU E93 will be disturbed by hot chicks who will approach us and try to talk to us.


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      07-10-2015, 12:09 AM   #10964
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It'll help us when picking up on girls.

Oh wait....you two are married.

It'll help me when you guys watch me pick up on girls.
You know nothing John Snow....

My wife will pull 3x as many chickies as you...
Frozen black m6. Check.

Washboard abs. Check.

Pretending to be a semi famous YouTube artist. Check.

Challenge accepted
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I found this on my windshield...

"For my safety?" OH...BULL...S**T.

If anything, it's arguably been proven to be safer to back into a spot! Besides, you're just jealous because whatever you drive probably isn't cool enough to back into a spot, right?

Oh, and this all happens as I start a new [temp] job Monday, but one small step backwards for a nice leap forward.
That parkinglot look extremely familiar. It look exactly like where I use to work at. By any chance is it between 5000-7000 blocks of Wilshire?


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Oh god, you're telling us where you work and bad mouthing the building manager already? Oh, Nef. Sigh.
Patterns are starting to form slowly...
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Frozen black m6. Check.

Washboard abs. Check.

Pretending to be a semi famous YouTube artist. Check.

Challenge accepted

ahhh crap! YOU WIN!
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      07-10-2015, 12:14 AM   #10967
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Frozen black m6. Check.

Washboard abs. Check.

Pretending to be a semi famous YouTube artist. Check.

Challenge accepted

6' 1" Blonde with legs for days...check

Killer sense of humor...check

Amazing smile...check

Challenge Smashed!
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      07-10-2015, 12:14 AM   #10968
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Frozen black m6. Check.

Washboard abs. Check.

Pretending to be a semi famous YouTube artist. Check.

Challenge accepted

ahhh crap! YOU WIN!
Girls do tend to open up to girls more so so I wouldn't doubt mr92m wife would beat me.

Besides- all those tall fuckers always pull good looking chicks. So she's probably a cute shortie, which will win each and every time :

^*edit* forget a shortie, she's a model!
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      07-10-2015, 12:18 AM   #10969
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Frozen black m6. Check.

Washboard abs. Check.

Pretending to be a semi famous YouTube artist. Check.

Challenge accepted

ahhh crap! YOU WIN!
Wait! I want to join too! Then you'll have a REAL YouTube star in your presence! Bwahahahaah
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      07-10-2015, 12:18 AM   #10970
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Oh god, you're telling us where you work and bad mouthing the building manager already? Oh, Nef. Sigh.
Actually, the talent manager walked down with me since he happened to be going to lunch, and he noticed it first and thought it was BS before I could say anything, so we're good.

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That parkinglot look extremely familiar. It look exactly like where I use to work at. By any chance is it between 5000-7000 blocks of Wilshire?
No, 200 N Sepulveda Blvd.
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      07-10-2015, 12:25 AM   #10971
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Frozen black m6. Check.

Washboard abs. Check.

Pretending to be a semi famous YouTube artist. Check.

Challenge accepted

ahhh crap! YOU WIN!
Wait! I want to join too! Then you'll have a REAL YouTube star in your presence! Bwahahahaah
Somehow/ this isn't fair anymore. I can't compete against two women.

I'm going to get stuck with the rump roasts of the bunch aka fat ugly girls watch.
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      07-10-2015, 12:25 AM   #10972
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6' 1" Blonde with legs for days...check

Killer sense of humor...check

Amazing smile...check

Challenge Smashed!
Let me tell you this, I am NOT attractive at all.

If we just sit and talk finance at a club booth, and mind our own business, we WILL have more "contact" from gals than Mr.SS. hehehehe

Some women can hear ticker symbols from 50yds away. lol

We can just talk to them, and politely decline them near the end of club hours like true gentlemen.
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Actually, the talent manager walked down with me since he happened to be going to lunch, and he noticed it first and thought it was BS before I could say anything, so we're good.



No, 200 N Sepulveda Blvd.
Oh, it just look so similar to the parking space of 5900 wilshire building. This was the ONLY damn job which I had to pay for parking lot.
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Somehow/ this isn't fair anymore. I can't compete against two women.

I'm going to get stuck with the rump roasts of the bunch aka fat ugly girls watch.
You can be their wingman

Even big girls need love too
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6' 1" Blonde with legs for days...check

Killer sense of humor...check

Amazing smile...check

Challenge Smashed!
Let me tell you this, I am NOT attractive at all.

If we just sit and talk finance at a club booth, and mind our own business, we WILL have more "contact" from gals than Mr.SS. hehehehe

Some women can hear ticker symbols from 50yds away. lol

We can just talk to them, and politely decline them near the end of club hours like true gentlemen.
...And I'll be right there to pick up their neglected pieces
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Somehow/ this isn't fair anymore. I can't compete against two women.

I'm going to get stuck with the rump roasts of the bunch aka fat ugly girls watch.
You can be their wingman

Even big girls need love too
Not from me they don't!

I feel like a random lurker who doesn't know me is about to jump in and call me names.

Before you do, whoever you are- I'm a dick. I know. I'm full of myself. I KNOW.

K That's all.
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...And I'll be right there to pick up their neglected pieces
You're on a roll!
I don't know how to top this or even reply to it.
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...And I'll be right there to pick up their neglected pieces
You're on a roll!
I don't know how to top this or even reply to it.
The separation is in the preparation my friend!



Now, if only mr92m could pay for our flights to make this weekend of debauchery go down, that'd be great! Thanks Money!
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