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[The Automotive Enthusiast]

I want to hear more about this night out in a tent. I would 'forget' my blanket.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Rated ///M Power

I want to hear more about this night out in a tent. I would 'forget' my blanket.

You're not invited!!!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I think we are limited at 2 per user...

Awwww :

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Can I be the getaway driver?

Frozen black m6 will camouflage with the night.

However...I did read that you get the urge to use crayons on frozen paint. And with the white interior, you may not be able to control your urges.

...which means I may end up committing a crime myself...

.........which means how about I just stay home. Lol

Just check my pockets first!

This would be a getaway that would make bimmerpost front page.

"today at 6 pm (the big rush hour) a woman repeatedly stabbed her sil while screaming "SHAVE YOUR FUCKING LEGS". After that she ran to an M6, with a special order paint job, the driver checked her belongings and person with a highly trained English bulldog, trained specially to detect crayons.

They then proceeded to hit 405 south, reaching 10 miles per hour while the suspect was wearing a coveralls to protect the seats. Seattle police is asking for tips to bring this duo to justice. The driver is suspected to go within speed limit almost, even when there was a cloud on the sky."

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

Just check my pockets first!

This would be a getaway that would make bimmerpost front page.

"today at 6 pm (the big rush hour) a woman repeatedly stabbed her sil while screaming "SHAVE YOUR FUCKING LEGS". After that she ran to an M6, with a special order paint job, the driver checked her belongings and person with a highly trained English bulldog, trained specially to detect crayons.

They then proceeded to hit 405 south, reaching 10 miles per hour while the suspect was wearing a coveralls to protect the seats. Seattle police is asking for tips to bring this duo to justice. The driver is suspected to go within speed limit almost, even when there was a cloud on the sky."

^^^SO MUCH WIN IN THIS POST!!!!!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Just check my pockets first!

This would be a getaway that would make bimmerpost front page.

"today at 6 pm (the big rush hour) a woman repeatedly stabbed her sil while screaming "SHAVE YOUR FUCKING LEGS". After that she ran to an M6, with a special order paint job, the driver checked her belongings and person with a highly trained English bulldog, trained specially to detect crayons.

They then proceeded to hit 405 south, reaching 10 miles per hour while the suspect was wearing a coveralls to protect the seats. Seattle police is asking for tips to bring this duo to justice. The driver is suspected to go within speed limit almost, even when there was a cloud on the sky."

LOLLLLL, hey- I mean, I do have a home in Mexico.

This is the perfect plan.

Time to start training my dog to sniff crayons!

[The Automotive Enthusiast]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You're not invited!!!

I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about you two. Someone needs to 'forget' their blanket. Ya'll may need to share some body heat to keep warm.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Rated ///M Power

I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about you two. Someone needs to 'forget' their blanket. Ya'll may need to share some body to keep warm.

Haha I could elaborate but I won't.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

LOLLLLL, hey- I mean, I do have a home in Mexico.

This is the perfect plan.

Time to start training my dog to sniff crayons!

Sure! I'll handle navigation and we'll end up in Alaska. For a climate, that would suit me better. Prenna can just bring my car to us when he's in Seattle. I'll teach you how to drift an over powerful car in the snow to keep us busy in the mean while.

I can give you pointers on the training. I've taught one dog to find my car keys for me, sadly she was a real bitch and only used her skills to get out for a walk. If I lost them when I only were leaving she just looked at me like I was an idiot. I miss that horrible dog.

[The Automotive Enthusiast]

I'm going to take myself on a camping trip. Don't need ya'll anyway.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Rated ///M Power

I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about you two. Someone needs to 'forget' their blanket. Ya'll may need to share some body to keep warm.

I think I saw this movie in the army.

Tara there is a sleeping bag in my trunk, go fetch it if you get cold, or take mine. This he's wave we're enjoying is seriously killing me.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Rated ///M Power

I'm going to take myself on a camping trip. Don't need ya'll anyway.

You guys call it a tent, though often with very little merit. That isn't camping yet though I applaud your lonely ways. Apparently only Canadian M drivers have partners I've been told on my segment of the forum.

[The Automotive Enthusiast]

Originally Posted by Lups

I think I saw this movie in the army.

Tara there is a sleeping bag in my trunk, go fetch it if you get cold, or take mine. This he's wave we're enjoying is seriously killing me.

Watson, I think she's got it! That's exactly how it plays out.

[The Automotive Enthusiast]

Originally Posted by Lups

You guys call it a tent, though often with very little merit. That isn't camping yet though I applaud your lonely ways. Apparently only Canadian M drivers have partners I've been told on my segment of the forum.

I'm a 25 year old Middle Eastern male. People are scared of me.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Rated ///M Power

I'm a 25 year old Middle Eastern male. People are scared of me.

Um...um....


....can I please have the last 7 of my vin back? Please?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sure! I'll handle navigation and we'll end up in Alaska. For a climate, that would suit me better. Prenna can just bring my car to us when he's in Seattle. I'll teach you how to drift an over powerful car in the snow to keep us busy in the mean while.

I can give you pointers on the training. I've taught one dog to find my car keys for me, sadly she was a real bitch and only used her skills to get out for a walk. If I lost them when I only were leaving she just looked at me like I was an idiot. I miss that horrible dog.

Eh no need.

When you said to check your pockets for crayons- being the opportunist that I am, I would see that as a golden opportunity to pat you down.

I'm a perv, I know. Whatevz.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Rated ///M Power

I'm going to take myself on a camping trip. Don't need ya'll anyway.

We'll be with ya in spirit

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Rated ///M Power

I'm a 25 year old Middle Eastern male. People are scared of me.

So? I'm taller than most men with a foul mouth and I bust balls for fun. People here would run after you to make friends with you, if I'd be the only option. Everybody is afraid of me, except Canadians, who have repeatedly made sure I'm their bitch. Looks at sweet little Tara getting an interview out of me just because she asked. That's really pathetic.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Eh no need.

When you said to check your pockets for crayons- being the opportunist that I am, I would see that as a golden opportunity to pat you down.

I'm a perv, I know. Whatevz.

Hey those are car keys in my bra! No need to double check that area!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey those are car keys in my bra! No need to double check that area!

YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE. :

Actually maam/ I may have to perform a cavity search, so we could either do this the easy way or the hard way

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

I think I saw this movie in the army.

Tara there is a sleeping bag in my trunk, go fetch it if you get cold, or take mine. This he's wave we're enjoying is seriously killing me.

Ugh speaking of heat, the air conditioning is on and it's freezing cold but my friend wants it on all night.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ugh speaking of heat, the air conditioning is on and it's freezing cold but my friend wants it on all night.

He's so smooth/

He leaves it on so you can search for "heat"

Get some lovin, tara. Get some.