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      04-06-2016, 09:44 AM   #10715
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      04-06-2016, 09:55 AM   #10716
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      04-06-2016, 09:59 AM   #10717
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I giggled a little still.

But, just as much, I would laugh my ass off at a cartoon that depicted Jesus working the crowd, after eating their loaves and fishes, to "Raise your hands, Praise God" then skips out as somebody else gets nailed to a tree
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      04-06-2016, 10:10 AM   #10718
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I giggled a little still.

But, just as much, I would laugh my ass off at a cartoon that depicted Jesus working the crowd, after eating their loaves and fishes, to "Raise your hands, Praise God" then skips out as somebody else gets nailed to a tree
Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards.

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      04-06-2016, 10:20 AM   #10719
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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards.

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      04-06-2016, 10:21 AM   #10720
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I giggled a little still.

But, just as much, I would laugh my ass off at a cartoon that depicted Jesus working the crowd, after eating their loaves and fishes, to "Raise your hands, Praise God" then skips out as somebody else gets nailed to a tree
Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&Ms?
They fall through the holes in his hands.
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      04-06-2016, 11:17 AM   #10721
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      04-07-2016, 01:51 PM   #10724
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The right Commentary makes everything epic

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      04-07-2016, 08:10 PM   #10725
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Thanks for wasting my evening. I think I just watched an hour of Ozzy Man videos.
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      04-07-2016, 09:01 PM   #10726
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      04-07-2016, 09:51 PM   #10727
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      04-08-2016, 12:15 PM   #10729
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That was hilarious
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      04-08-2016, 12:31 PM   #10730
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Ah man this one is golden, not only the commentary but the video as well, Massive LoLz will be had

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      04-08-2016, 01:14 PM   #10731
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Ah man this one is golden, not only the commentary but the video as well, Massive LoLz will be had


That shit made my stomach hurt I was laughing so hard!
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      04-08-2016, 03:43 PM   #10735
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