Ask a girl anything?

[EstorilM]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/top/?sort=top&t=all

Some gems....

-What would do do/think if your boyfriend/husband had a "flashlight"?
-Is anyone else super turned off when men list "not crazy" as one of their requirements for a romantic partner? LOL
-Ladies, my husband just fell asleep while going down on me. Has this ever happened to you?
-Do you ever fart and have the gas bubbles slip into your vagina?

I apologize for the last one. Just copy and pasting

[Lups]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/top/?sort=top&t=all

Some gems....

-What would do do/think if your boyfriend/husband had a "flashlight"?
-Is anyone else super turned off when men list "not crazy" as one of their requirements for a romantic partner? LOL
-Ladies, my husband just fell asleep while going down on me. Has this ever happened to you?
-Do you ever fart and have the gas bubbles slip into your vagina?

I apologize for the last one. Just copy and pasting

.... The last one gave me a brain ache.

[lens]

Originally Posted by Lups

.... The last one gave me a brain ache.

...I'm done, my stomach can't take anymore laughing.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by chaungo

...I'm done, my stomach can't take anymore laughing.

Damn biorin turning us hot with laughter.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/top/?sort=top&t=all

Some gems....

-What would do do/think if your boyfriend/husband had a "flashlight"?
-Is anyone else super turned off when men list "not crazy" as one of their requirements for a romantic partner? LOL
-Ladies, my husband just fell asleep while going down on me. Has this ever happened to you?
-Do you ever fart and have the gas bubbles slip into your vagina?
-Is a third nipple a turn off/turn on?

I apologize for the last one. Just copy and pasting

You seem to have left that little gem off your list

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You seem to have left that little gem off your list

I'm a bit of a freak, I wouldnt mind since I don't sleep with people based on their looks.

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You seem to have left that little gem off your list

There was one where the guy asked......

"A friend of mine was asking how to know if a woman is actually orgasming, or if she's just faking it. He doesn't Reddit, so he asked me to post.

Kind of funny, he actually asked a female friend of ours this question, and she responded with " I don't do girls, I don't know."

Anyway, how can you tell?"

Def his friend that was asking. LMAO

[lens]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm a bit of a freak, I wouldnt mind since I don't sleep with people based on their looks.

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm a bit of a freak, I wouldnt mind since I don't sleep with people based on their looks.

You didn't answer the others....

[lens]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

There was one where the guy asked......

"A friend of mine was asking how to know if a woman is actually orgasming, or if she's just faking it. He doesn't Reddit, so he asked me to post.

Kind of funny, he actually asked a female friend of ours this question, and she responded with " I don't do girls, I don't know."

Anyway, how can you tell?"

Def his friend that was asking. LMAO

Easiest way I find is, if she's tightening up around you.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by chaungo

Well, I'm looking for a pool boy!

[Biorin]

I actually wouldn't care about the fleshlight. We can have toys, why can't they? As long as it's not the glittering Twilight vampire edition. Then I judge.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by chaungo

Easiest way I find is, if she's tightening up around you.

Yeah, that's a good tell, also seeing her lose her mind is a good one.

[lens]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, I'm looking for a pool boy!

Reporting for duty ma'am.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, that's a good tell, also seeing her lose her mind is a good one.

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, that's a good tell, also seeing her lose her mind is a good one.

If neither of those happen, does that mean you are REALLY good?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I actually wouldn't care about the fleshlight. We can have toys, why can't they? As long as it's not the glittering Twilight vampire edition. Then I judge.

Fourth language, should I google what that all means or will you tell me?

Originally Posted by chaungo

Reporting for duty ma'am.

Meh, trust me, I'd be a horrible boss.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fourth language, should I google what that all means or will you tell me?



Meh, trust me, I'd be a horrible boss.

Looks like a flashlight, contains a sleeve with an opening that looks like a mouth, ass, or vag. Can even get one of those molded from a pornstar! Anyway, they made an edition that was clear and sparkly with vampire fangs to celebrate the Twilight movies...

[lens]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

If neither of those happen, does that mean you a REALLY good?

Uhm...sorry to break it to you...

Might wanna try harder.

.....

[lens]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Looks like a flashlight, contains a sleeve with an opening that looks like a mouth, ass, or vag. Can even get one of those molded from a pornstar! Anyway, they made an edition that was clear and sparkly with vampire fangs to celebrate the Twilight movies...

Went to a adult convention, and I actually got one signed by teagan presley, had a mouth sleeve and she asked "You like getting head huh?"



Yeah that was awkward.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Well all women don't have the muscles to tighten, it takes actual body control.

Originally Posted by EstorilM

If neither of those happen, does that mean you a REALLY good?

Yup, if you get laid by the same women 2 in a row without giving her results, it means you're really rich and she really is ready to spend your money on toys. Marry her

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well all women don't have the muscles to tighten, it takes actual body control.



Yup, if you get laid by the same women 2 in a row without giving her results, it means you're really rich and she really is ready to spend your money on toys. Marry her

Great advice. I'll tell my friend....