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      04-10-2018, 02:30 PM   #1035
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That's a normal reaction .
i disagree phil, I love my ex-mother in law, best lady ever. My ex however did not get along very well with my mom.
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      04-10-2018, 03:01 PM   #1036
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i disagree phil, I love my ex-mother in law, best lady ever. My ex however did not get along very well with my mom.
I see . But like usual... Chicks are always complicated .
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My ex-wife (who isn't very smart) used to ask me meanings of words and phrases she would overhear in conversations. I would intentionally give her the wrong info just to secretly laugh to myself when I would hear her try to use the word or phrase in conversation later. (i.e. the word defecate - I remember telling her that this meant to put a lot of thought and effort into something. The look on peoples faces when they would compliment her on things such as meals only to hear her say that she took a long time defecating on it.)

This happened so often and for so long that she, still to this day, has no idea what I told her what was accurate or false. I do love, that now after almost 10 years of being divorced, she will get upset with me and throw some big words out there that she still has no clue their true meaning.

Do I feel guilty or bad about it? Nah, she has the same ability to use the interweb as anyone else to find answers. I would love to hear someone interview her for a job now.

Moral of the story.....don't mess with Scorpios.
We're on the same page bro Lol that's fuckin great!
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I love all titties, but the bigger the better
Yeah . I understand the situation .
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      04-11-2018, 06:27 PM   #1042
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I love all titties, but the bigger the better
I agree with this statement with the exception of banana titties
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You should know better than search for something like that. Are you going to search for toes next?
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You should know better than search for something like that. Are you going to search for toes next?
I have a friend that already supplies toes and workout videos
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I know that guy. You should stay clear...
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I know that guy. You should stay clear...
Sometimes friends are more important than comfort
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Taking the girlfriend to dinner tonight. Plans were made after I ate lunch. She wants hibachi.....I ate hibachi for lunch. Shit.
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Taking the girlfriend to dinner tonight. Plans were made after I ate lunch. She wants hibachi.....I ate hibachi for lunch. Shit.
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Taking the girlfriend to dinner tonight. Plans were made after I ate lunch. She wants hibachi.....I ate hibachi for lunch. Shit.
*Love requires sacrifice* !
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It always gives me a small degree of satisfaction, seeing my avatar of Caesar be above your avatar of Am-Bi. It's his rightful place.
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Think we can better talk about your Avatar....
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