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      08-26-2021, 01:40 AM   #10429
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Don’t ruin it for me. He’s the first guy all year I actually want to see more than once a week. Let me be temporarily happy before he comes to his senses.


Got zero sleep last night. Just took ambien. She’s kicking in. I’m getting off OT before y’all start quoting me.

Good night ��
That means, you are going to disappear for the next years like last time when you moved away and then any time later you come in to got leg humped again with a new fleet of pilots? C'mon...
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      08-26-2021, 02:05 AM   #10430
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Don’t ruin it for me. He’s the first guy all year I actually want to see more than once a week. Let me be temporarily happy before he comes to his senses.


Got zero sleep last night. Just took ambien. She’s kicking in. I’m getting off OT before y’all start quoting me.

Good night ��
That means, you are going to disappear for the next years like last time when you moved away and then any time later you come in to got leg humped again with a new fleet of pilots? C'mon...
Well. You survived all the other absences. Chances are, you'll live to leg hump another day.
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      08-26-2021, 02:07 AM   #10431
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Well. You survived all the other absences. Chances are, you'll live to leg hump another day.
For now he’s in the no fly zone.
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Well. You survived all the other absences. Chances are, you'll live to leg hump another day.
For now he’s in the no fly zone.
I'm not sure if I should laugh and say I'm not surprised or be saddened and then say I'm not surprised.

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      08-26-2021, 02:11 AM   #10433
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Well. You survived all the other absences. Chances are, you'll live to leg hump another day.
For now he's in the no fly zone.
I'm not sure if I should laugh and say I'm not surprised or be saddened and then say I'm not surprised.

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Do not fret, just chuckle like the rest of us
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      08-26-2021, 05:52 AM   #10434
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For now he’s in the no fly zone.
In Saras for sure
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      08-26-2021, 09:03 AM   #10435
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Yes. You forgot the part why perfection has been unavailable until last night for anyone else seeking perfection… I’ve got 100 guesses why and the first 99 don’t count.
What have I forgotten?
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      08-26-2021, 09:34 AM   #10436
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Yes. You forgot the part why perfection has been unavailable until last night for anyone else seeking perfection… I’ve got 100 guesses why and the first 99 don’t count.
What have I forgotten?
I guess a translation is needed.

If he's perfect, why is he single?

I'm sure you already have an idea why, but suspect there is more information laying in wait. I'll just watch from afar.
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I guess a translation is needed.

If he's perfect, why is he single?

I'm sure you already have an idea why, but suspect there is more information laying in wait. I'll just watch from afar.
I would assume because he just got here

I didn't ask him. Though, now that I'm thinking about it, he asked me a series of personal questions about if I've ever lived with any guy before, been married or engaged, etc., I never asked him a single previous relationship question.

My mom says in a month I'll get bored of him. At least I'm not on my 4th marriage.
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      08-26-2021, 09:53 AM   #10438
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      08-26-2021, 09:57 AM   #10439
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If he's perfect, why is he single?
He was just waiting for the perfect woman to come along!



















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Ok single people, have a question for you. So my cousin has been hanging around this chick for the past few months. Here is how it goes down:

They meet at the beach every weekend early morning, do Yoga. They hang out, he gets to shower at her place on the beach and she cooks for him. After, he goes home.

He told me this back in June when they first met. Asked him yesterday what’s the story and he says it’s been the same routine, that she’s single but she has shown no signs that she’s into him like that (friend zone).

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.
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      08-26-2021, 10:32 AM   #10442
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Ok single people, have a question for you. So my cousin has been hanging around this chick for the past few months. Here is how it goes down:

They meet at the beach every weekend early morning, do Yoga. They hang out, he gets to shower at her place on the beach and she cooks for him. After, he goes home.

He told me this back in June when they first met. Asked him yesterday what’s the story and he says it’s been the same routine, that she’s single but she has shown no signs that she’s into him like that (friend zone).

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.
If true, his situation belongs in the friend zone hall of fame. I'll pour out a drink for the poor soul.
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Umm yeah! The P90D with Ludicrous + does 0-60 in 2.3 and The Plaid model can do that in 1.99. I’ll race you for pinks in either one!
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I'll get you when you're re-charging, what goes up must come down
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      08-26-2021, 10:39 AM   #10445
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If true, his situation belongs in the friend zone hall of fame. I'll pour out a drink for the poor soul.
I’ll report back when I have an answer out of him. My guess is that he’ll make a move, she say no and he’ll move on. If it were me, a move would have been made eons ago to cut the BS. Life is too fast to deal with wondering if you’ll be in the friend zone or not.
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Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.
Yes, however the moment he makes a move and changes the vibe, if she isn't interested, he'll no longer get the yoga, shower, cooked meal invite.
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I charge them late at night when it’s cheap. It costs less than $5 to get a full charge.
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Yes, however the moment he makes a move and changes the vibe, if she isn't interested, he'll no longer get the yoga, shower, cooked meal invite.
No sexy by the third date and I’m outa there!
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No sexy by the third date and I’m outa there!
Hanging out with a friend doesn't make it a date.
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Ok single people, have a question for you. So my cousin has been hanging around this chick for the past few months. Here is how it goes down:

They meet at the beach every weekend early morning, do Yoga. They hang out, he gets to shower at her place on the beach and she cooks for him. After, he goes home.

He told me this back in June when they first met. Asked him yesterday what’s the story and he says it’s been the same routine, that she’s single but she has shown no signs that she’s into him like that (friend zone).

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.
If he is truly doing it for the yoga, the food and the company; no problems here. If he is only doing the yoga and the visiting in hopes of getting some booty; he just needs to walk away. Any indication that he wants sex now, will be met with ego-shattering consequences.
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