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04-02-2018, 11:53 AM | #1015 |
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i sometimes pick my nose in traffic. the boogers get flicked out the window, but never wiped on the floormat because i'm not a barbarian.
once i scored a once-in-a-lifetime shot with a particularly big, wet one that was flicked from my finger and landed on the passenger door handle of the car next to me. |
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04-02-2018, 12:34 PM | #1019 | |
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04-07-2018, 05:08 PM | #1020 |
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sometimes other peoples cars downshifting scares me
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04-07-2018, 05:46 PM | #1021 |
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When I delivered pizza in my e28 528e, e46 325xi and e39 M5, I would drag my balls across pizza pies for people who never tipped.
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04-08-2018, 03:15 PM | #1022 |
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i forget in the US you can pay for your pizza online
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04-08-2018, 04:48 PM | #1023 |
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When working in telesales, I'd overhear a customer service colleague sat nearby say "just a moment I'll put you through to sales" and would mark my phone as busy to avoid the call.
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04-08-2018, 05:41 PM | #1024 |
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I confess I mixed new AA batteries with old ones in blatant disregard, and disdain, to the warning label on my TV remote.
Please forgive me.
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04-09-2018, 01:23 PM | #1025 |
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I like getting my ass eaten. Seriously, one of life's little pleasures
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04-09-2018, 01:42 PM | #1026 |
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a recent houseguest was blamed for eating all my wife's custom M&M's. confession #1: that "houseguest" looks an awful lot like the picture on my driver license.
confession #2: i am married to someone who orders custom M&M's |
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04-09-2018, 06:00 PM | #1027 |
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Wtf is a custom mnm
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04-09-2018, 07:34 PM | #1028 |
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M&Ms that you can order with 1MoreMod on them
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04-09-2018, 08:09 PM | #1031 |
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that's why it's in the confessional thread!!!
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04-09-2018, 08:17 PM | #1032 |
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Okay, I've fallen out of a boat twice being the only occupant ome of those while in motion. Also jumped out of moving boat after my drink.
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04-09-2018, 08:39 PM | #1034 |
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Drove my parents cars around the yard without permission or a license (of course) when I was 10.
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