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      07-02-2015, 09:46 AM   #9989
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It is dangerous. Horseback riding is the most dangerous sport in the world.

It's all about the bond you have with your horse. Horses have temperaments worse than toddlers at times. They have their good days and their very bad days. ESPECIALLY female horses. (Which both mine are mares ((females)) It's all about respect, trust, and guidance.

Accidents do happen. It's a HELL of a LOT worse when a 1,200 animal falls on top of you full force than a 250 lbs line backer in football. I've fractured all the way from C-2 to T-5 in my spine. Broke my hand, 3 of my toes when Jacqueline stepped on me while I was in flip flops
I (of all people) appreciate the dangers of riding horses and the risks of injury...but is FAR FROM the most dangerous sport in the world...with respect to life/death...

I've had worse injuries related to VB and BB...just saying
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I (of all people) appreciate the dangers of riding horses and the risks of injury...but is FAR FROM the most dangerous sport in the world...with respect to life/death...

I've had worse injuries related to VB and BB...just saying
Balls dont have minds of their own and also will power. Horses do.
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Balls dont have minds of their own and also will power.
You have no idea what you're talking about
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Balls doesnt have minds of their own and also will power. Horses do.
Mine do

Seriously though - yes, danger in getting on the back of a horse...but getting on the back of a Bull is WAY more dangerous. Yes/No..?

Free diving is more dangerous to your life, Yes/No?

Bull Fighting, Wing Suit Jumps, Jumping a Bike or Car over great distances, etc...
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It is dangerous. Horseback riding is the most dangerous sport in the world.

It's all about the bond you have with your horse. Horses have temperaments worse than toddlers at times. They have their good days and their very bad days. ESPECIALLY female horses. (Which both mine are mares ((females)) It's all about respect, trust, and guidance.

Accidents do happen. It's a HELL of a LOT worse when a 1,200 animal falls on top of you full force than a 250 lbs line backer in football. I've fractured all the way from C-2 to T-5 in my spine. Broke my hand, 3 of my toes when Jacqueline stepped on me while I was in flip flops
Fascinating!
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Mine do

Seriously though - yes, danger in getting on the back of a horse...but getting on the back of a Bull is WAY more dangerous. Yes/No..?

Free diving is more dangerous to your life, Yes/No?

Bull Fighting, Wing Suit Jumps, Jumping a Bike or Car over great distances, etc...
I've done bull riding. HOLY SHIT BALLS, THAT will get your heart rate up. Is it okay to cry even before the gate is opened?
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I ate too many donuts...
No such thing tbh. Nothing coffee can't fix.
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I'll be there on Tuesday, but it will probably be cold and rainy by then.
Last time I was in Brussels.

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Last time I was in Brussels.

How great would it be if Obama was driving one of the Harleys, the first one in the motorcade!
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I can't look at my sister-in-law eating. She is fucking with my head big time.
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You don't see a lot of police forces in Europe with HD's. La police Belge also used to have a beautiful fleet of 911’s.

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You live with your sister-in-law, awwww.
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You live with your sister-in-law, awwww.
She moved in for two months. Nobody bothered to tell me beforehand.
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This just keeps getting better and better.
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Ever have those days where what you set out to do in the AM gets completely, utterly exploded within about ten minutes of arriving at work? And it's completely outside of your control (the factors which caused said explosion).

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This just keeps getting better and better.
I can't eat at the house anymore. That bad.
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She moved in for two months. Nobody bothered to tell me beforehand.
And your husband...he is deceased?
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And your husband...he is deceased?
Not yet. He did buy me a great set of knives for my birthday. From a Finn it can be interpreted as a wish for a fast and painless death.
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Is she from the same village in Finland as you?
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Is she from the same village in Finland as you?
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Damn right she said it. She said it proudly.

Let's see you guys attempt this shit. Most dangerous sport.



Back in the day I used to stop by and say hi to my horse every time I came down my driveway. If I gave it a light rev, he would race me down (not even joking, haha).
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