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      07-02-2015, 09:22 AM   #9967
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I'd be all for that but over the phone, accents and with English being his 4th language I do not think I'd be able to understand him.

I have trouble understanding people speaking to me in New Orleans with ebonics
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Fak I want donuts.

It's pouring out and that pisses me off.
Pats, where in MD are you? It wasn't suppose to rain until later today. :/

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She keep's her metabolism up chasing all the wrong guys...

I kid!!!!!
BURN!!!!!


Did you forget I own 2 horses? I can lift TWO 50 lb feed bags my shoulders AT THE SAME TIME. Mucking stalls, ground work, grooming, not to mention riding, is a FULL body work out.

How many of you can control 1200 lbs between your legs? Probably none of you.
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Did you forget I own 2 horses? I can lift TWO 50 lb feed bags my shoulders AT THE SAME TIME. Mucking stalls, ground work, grooming, not to mention riding, is a FULL body work out.

How many of you can control 1200 lbs between your legs? Probably none of you.
That's what she said.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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That's what she said.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Damn right she said it. She said it proudly.

Let's see you guys attempt this shit. Most dangerous sport.
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BURN!!!!!


Did you forget I own 2 horses? I can lift TWO 50 lb feed bags my shoulders AT THE SAME TIME. Mucking stalls, ground work, grooming, not to mention riding, is a FULL body work out.

How many of you can control 1200 lbs between your legs? Probably none of you.


Maybe a few here understand...
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Damn right she said it. She said it proudly.

Let's see you guys attempt this shit. Most dangerous sport.
That's awesome! My mom always told me to go learn horseback riding. I slacked so much.
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Pats, where in MD are you? It wasn't suppose to rain until later today. :/
My job is a bit weird; I work for an NFL franchise (not a player) so i'm on the road more often than i'm in the "office". I'm usually out of Arlington or Ashburn though...Born, raised and continue to live in MD

It was pouring in the Bethesda/Chevy Chase area this morning.
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Damn right she said it. She said it proudly.

Let's see you guys attempt this shit. Most dangerous sport.
OK that's cool, don't have any smartass comments on this one. I've never tried to ride a horse but would imagine it would end poorly.

Do you do dressage at all? An ex of mine was hugeee into it in college.
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My job is a bit weird; I work for an NFL franchise (not a player) so i'm on the road more often than i'm in the "office". I'm usually out of Arlington or Ashburn though...Born, raised and continue to live in MD

It was pouring in the Bethesda/Chevy Chase area this morning.


OK that's cool, don't have any smartass comments on this one. I've never tried to ride a horse but would imagine it would end poorly.

Do you do dressage at all? An ex of mine was hugeee into it in college.
That's awesome! I'm actually a fan of a team an NFL Franchise that exists in Dallas, Texas. We'd get along.

I'm in Potomac, that's why I ask.
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Never. Even at my drunkest and collegest...
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I'll be there on Tuesday, but it will probably be cold and rainy by then.
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Hey, Sara.

A lot of members want to hear what you sound like. Any chance M power Belgium could interview you or you interview him?
I would actually pay to hear this. Shall we set up a GoFundMe?
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That's awesome! I'm actually a fan of a team an NFL Franchise that exists in Dallas, Texas. We'd get along.

I'm in Potomac, that's why I ask.
Contrary to popular belief, i'm not at all a fan of my employer (the team, I should say). And from a conflict of interest standpoint, it has to be that way.

So I have no distaste for the Cowboys. Think v highly of their scouting department's use of analytics, actually.

Yea it's a cool job and i'm fortunate to have the opportunity. But it's not glamorous at all....A lot of trips to some pretty random ass parts of the country.

Potomac is a nice neck of the woods was it raining this AM? Overcast in VA but nothing is coming down right now.
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I would actually pay to hear this. Shall we set up a GoFundMe?

I'd too but they're doing it for free.
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My job is a bit weird; I work for an NFL franchise (not a player) so i'm on the road more often than i'm in the "office". I'm usually out of Arlington or Ashburn though...Born, raised and continue to live in MD

It was pouring in the Bethesda/Chevy Chase area this morning.


OK that's cool, don't have any smartass comments on this one. I've never tried to ride a horse but would imagine it would end poorly.

Do you do dressage at all? An ex of mine was hugeee into it in college.
No. Never really got into that. A lot of my friends compete in Dressage and its beautiful to watch them practice at the barn. My horses are Quarter Horses, you see more of Warmbloods doing Dressage.

I ride mainly "Western Pleasure" and "Showmanship" I've done a couple Hunter/Jumper classes. My black mare fractured her hock and she's not able to stress her hind legs much because of that injury. So jumping for her is out of the question. Thats why we do Western Pleasure with her. When I do jump, I use either a friends horse or a lesson horse.

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Isn't it dangerous a petite belle controlling 1,200lb between her legs?
What exactly happened to C. Reeves?
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Isn't it dangerous a petite belle controlling 1,200lb between her legs?
What exactly happened to C. Reeves?
It is dangerous. Horseback riding is the most dangerous sport in the world.

It's all about the bond you have with your horse. Horses have temperaments worse than toddlers at times. They have their good days and their very bad days. ESPECIALLY female horses. (Which both mine are mares ((females)) It's all about respect, trust, and guidance.

Accidents do happen. It's a HELL of a LOT worse when a 1,200 animal falls on top of you full force than a 250 lbs line backer in football. I've fractured all the way from C-2 to T-5 in my spine. Broke my hand, 3 of my toes when Jacqueline stepped on me while I was in flip flops
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It is dangerous. Horseback riding is the most dangerous sport in the world.
Especially in heels. Twist your ankle and all...
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Contrary to popular belief, i'm not at all a fan of my employer (the team, I should say). And from a conflict of interest standpoint, it has to be that way.

So I have no distaste for the Cowboys. Think v highly of their scouting department's use of analytics, actually.

Yea it's a cool job and i'm fortunate to have the opportunity. But it's not glamorous at all....A lot of trips to some pretty random ass parts of the country.

Potomac is a nice neck of the woods was it raining this AM? Overcast in VA but nothing is coming down right now.
Nope, nothing coming down this AM. it was raining though in Silver Spring this morning.
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