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      07-01-2015, 05:29 PM   #9879
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Those shoes look like weapons or something you'd need a permit to have

Brisket I hope?
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Haha I don't want to come off as some kind of foot fetish type of person... But this is such a cool shot! More needed! These totally remind me of a pair of Christian Louboutin pumps I got for my ex, haha. #dangerousheels
Haha. Got you covered. Louboutins in "Very Prive"
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^^ very nice! I wonder what kind of shoes the puppy killer wear?.
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      07-01-2015, 05:45 PM   #9882
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^^ very nice! I wonder what kind of shoes the puppy killer wear?.
Ha Ha - speaking of Mr.SugarSkulls - I saw a great looking M6...driven by a grandmother...
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      07-01-2015, 05:46 PM   #9883
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Haha. Got you covered. Louboutins in "Very Prive"
Nude pumps, pshhh you can do better than that! A red interior suggests some more flare in your repertoire, bring it!!! Anddd I just realized I know too much about heels...
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Since Mr.SugarSkulls 's M6 ETA is near, he put i8 on order. It doesn't matter his M6 arrives with his picture posted and even post a registration and title on his name. M6 joke will carry over to i8.


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Ha Ha - speaking of Mr.SugarSkulls - I saw a great looking M6...driven by a grandmother...
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      07-01-2015, 06:06 PM   #9885
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Sara, It almost looks like the heel has a built-in X-ray machine, and it's showing your bones.
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BMW NA customer relations, how can i help you?

This is totally unacceptable, i was supposed to take delivery of the car last week. Now, people on bimmerpost are goofing on me. Calling the car i ordered, my imaginary M6.
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BMW NA customer relations, how can i help you?

This is totally unacceptable, i was supposed to take delivery of the car last week. Now, people on bimmerpost are goofing on me. Calling the car i ordered, my imaginary M6.

BMW NA: No sir - we delivered said car to a grandmother in NC...

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      07-01-2015, 06:09 PM   #9888
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BMW NA: No sir - we delivered said car to a grandmother in NC...

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Literally, out loud!

From the other office "Why are you laughing?"
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Sara, It almost looks like the heel has a built-in X-ray machine, and it's showing your bones.
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      07-01-2015, 06:10 PM   #9890
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The stud ones, it looks like the heel is showing her heel bone thru the side of the shoe. Don't make me draw freaking pictures on the pictures
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Haha. Got you covered. Louboutins in "Very Prive"
When I see the choise of your heels from yesterday & today , my blood pressure goes up .
The choise of the woman heels says also everything about the woman or girl.
So Sara you must be a sexy and damn good looking girl with class !
BTW...Keep us posted with your heels because they are advertising worth !
Congrats girl .
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BMW NA customer relations, how can i help you?

This is totally unacceptable, i was supposed to take delivery of the car last week. Now, people on bimmerpost are goofing on me. Calling the car i ordered, my imaginary M6.
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BMW NA: No sir - we delivered said car to a grandmother in NC...

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How about my i8? Did it go into the production yet?
BMW NA: Sir, our records show that you did NOT order the i8. Perhaps you ordered the dicaset i8 at Maistro or MondoMotors?
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Sara, It almost looks like the heel has a built-in X-ray machine, and it's showing your bones.
What ?!?!
They are perfection my friend !
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I had a graco myride 65. It was good until she outgrew.
She now likes those cheap thin ones. I tried the recardo at the store, and she does not like it. She likes graco with lots of colors.

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As Dad's I'm sure a lot of you have very young children. Anyone use a Graco Milestone car seat? She's ready for a big girl seat and I saw this one at Target today that I liked. It faces rear and forward.

Anyone have it?

http://www.target.com/p/graco-milest..._xcaAglh8P8HAQ
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Sara, It almost looks like the heel has a built-in X-ray machine, and it's showing your bones.
Lol. That's pretty funny. But please do a pic!
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Size 6...?
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Those shoes look like weapons or something you'd need a permit to have

Brisket I hope?

Balanced the ice cream with a weak ass salad for lunch. My stomach hurts now though...

You should see the portions some of the players grab from the eating 'center'; honest to god it's enough to feed a family for several days. I'll grab a picture next time the OL group is in the building.
I have cut my ankles more than once wearing those.
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Nude pumps, pshhh you can do better than that! A red interior suggests some more flare in your repertoire, bring it!!! Anddd I just realized I know too much about heels...
Nude heels make a women's legs look longer. Remember I'm 5'4 barefoot. I'm doing all I can to be semi eye level to everyone else. Men like tall women
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How about my i8? Did it go into the production yet?
BMW NA: Sir, our records show that you did NOT order the i8. Perhaps you ordered the dicaset i8 at Maistro or MondoMotors?
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Rep talking to colleague...Ugh! it was imaginary M6 guy again.
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Rep talking to colleague...Ugh! it was imaginary M6 guy again.
^ JOKE OF THE DAY!
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