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      06-09-2016, 07:11 AM   #9857
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      06-09-2016, 07:16 AM   #9858
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Don't forget Anna is "Finnish" my friend !
If he sees pictures of her without clothes, Mywifes335 is likely to "finnish" too.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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      06-09-2016, 07:29 AM   #9859
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Does it feel better to finnish as a finnish? Put it in her inland in Finland?
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      06-09-2016, 07:40 AM   #9860
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Does it feel better to finnish as a finnish? Put it in her inland in Finland?
The finnish is sweder than a Danish in all of Scandinavia. Norway would I pass that up.

(Yeah, sorry...)
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Does it feel better to finnish as a finnish? Put it in her inland in Finland?
The finnish is sweder than a Danish in Finland. Norway would I pass that up.

(Yeah, sorry...)
You're stooping Oslo as that huh?
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You're stooping Oslo as that huh?


Very nice. Yes, I have to Stockholm goods for a long winter, lest I get trapped in Helsinki darkness without proper food/water.

(Wow, really reaching now!)
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      06-09-2016, 07:50 AM   #9863
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      06-09-2016, 07:52 AM   #9864
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You're stooping Oslo as that huh?


Very nice. Yes, I have to Stockholm goods for a long winter, lest I get trapped in Helsinki darkness without proper food/water.

(Wow, really reaching now!)
Yeah, you're Tallinn me!
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Yeah, you're Tallinn me!
OK, OK. Branching out of Scandinavia. I see this will be a Riga-rous test of my geography knowledge!
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The finnish is sweder than a Danish in all of Scandinavia. Norway would I pass that up.

(Yeah, sorry...)
One thing I do know is I'd never be Stalin if I ever had to finnish a finnish while she bangkok'd me in intercourse county.
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      06-09-2016, 07:58 AM   #9868
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Yeah, you're Tallinn me!
OK, OK. Branching out of Scandinavia. I see this will be a Riga-rous test of my geography knowledge!
Latvia tell you that Tallinn is just a quick ferry ride from Helsinki.
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Latvia tell you that Tallinn is just a quick ferry ride from Helsinki.
Wow... be careful in Latvia though, Moscows are Russian to get places and will stampede you.
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      06-09-2016, 08:06 AM   #9870
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Latvia tell you that Tallinn is just a quick ferry ride from Helsinki.
Wow... be careful in Latvia though, Moscows are Russian to get places and will stampede you.
: Czech you out! :

Ok I'm done. I'm going back to sleep. So far no dreams of donuts.
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Fuck it, just Amsterdam her ass.
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      06-09-2016, 08:09 AM   #9872
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: Czech you out! :

Ok I'm done. I'm going back to sleep. So far no dreams of donuts.
OK good. Get some sleep. Stop reading and give that Bucharest so you can get some sleep!

(Also done)

Edit: As always with me, I let the lady finish first...
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      06-09-2016, 10:43 AM   #9873
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If he sees pictures of her without clothes, Mywifes335 is likely to "finnish" too.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
And then....you swallowed. Cuz you're not a classy broad.
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And then....you swallowed. Cuz you're not a classy broad.
So classy broads just take it all over the face? I learned something new today!
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      06-09-2016, 11:36 AM   #9875
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So classy broads just take it all over the face? I learned something new today!
Believe it or not, some do. Switch is flipped behind closed doors. Personally, never really got into that though.

It is the ones that gargle and spit back at you that you should worry about.

Although some here might call that marriage material.
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Believe it or not, some do. Switch is flipped behind closed doors. Personally, never really got into that though.

It is the ones that gargle and spit back at you that you should worry about.

Although some here might call that marriage material.
All the above is fair game, it's alright to be a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

I remember the first time I got laid I blew the load in the girls hair and she apparently didn't notice until the morning when it was a little crusty. I heard her say "I think it's in my hair" as I pretended to be asleep on the couch.


After the left, watched her get a parking ticket for parking too close to a stop sign.
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      06-09-2016, 11:47 AM   #9877
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So classy broads just take it all over the face? I learned something new today!
Classy broads spit/not swallow.
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So ladies, what is it about the sentence "I have no idea" that is seemingly so damn confusing to females (OK, maybe just the ones I marry)????

This morning, while discussing a family party we were invited to:
Her: "Where is <name> going that it's a birthday and going-away party?"
Me: "I have no idea."
Her: "Well, did you hear anything from your mom or brother?"
Me:
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