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      07-01-2015, 10:41 AM   #9835
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      07-01-2015, 10:42 AM   #9836
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I use to LOVE Hazelnut coffee with four Hazelnut creamers and four packets of sugar. Great during the winter.
Yo. That's a lot of sugar and cream

I met someone last week who likes to water down their coffee with water. True story....I was so confused at what he was doing when I first saw it. Thought it was Vodka or something hah.
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      07-01-2015, 10:43 AM   #9837
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Coffee makes you gain weight? Is it even caloric?.
Black coffee actually controls appetite and assist with weight loss...
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      07-01-2015, 10:56 AM   #9838
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Black coffee actually controls appetite and assist with weight loss...
Hell yea. That's my story and i'm sticking to it

I am literally eating ice cream as I type things about healthy eating habits smh.
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      07-01-2015, 11:07 AM   #9839
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Yes, Anna. You're right. Anytime. Right away. You're the best. Yay you. Of course you look great in that dress. Your hair is perfect. No, your driving doesn't make me vomit. You're great. Yes. Sure thing. Finnish music is awesome music. I love reindeer meat. Yum.
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      07-01-2015, 11:09 AM   #9840
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Hell yea. That's my story and i'm sticking to it

I am literally eating ice cream as I type things about healthy eating habits smh.
Cookie sums it up nicely
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      07-01-2015, 11:11 AM   #9841
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Eclectic choices. I can get down with the Hagar tunes, the Cherone "era" makes me sad though.

Drove an S63-powered car over the weekend for the first time. That's quite a nice factory motor you have
One of those choices wasn't quite true, but yes...it ranges from classical piano to Rammstein/Manson and good old head banging 70's/80's metal.

I wish they evolved the S85 motor...would have been a monster.
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      07-01-2015, 11:24 AM   #9842
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One of those choices wasn't quite true, but yes...it ranges from classical piano to Rammstein/Manson and good old head banging 70's/80's metal.

I wish they evolved the S85 motor...would have been a monster.
I saw Rammstein in concert in 2012. BEST DAY EVER!!
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      07-01-2015, 11:34 AM   #9843
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Black coffee actually controls appetite and assist with weight loss...
I was thinking that too. Although I got some other stuff in mine this morning, all I had for breakfast was a cup of macchiato. Probably a mere 5-600 calories . . .
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      07-01-2015, 11:40 AM   #9844
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Anybody know shit abt pearls, to where to shop for those? I'm buying myself a new necklace as a present. They need to be wearable, so nothing overly (2k max) expensive.
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      07-01-2015, 11:43 AM   #9845
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Because of your personality, I think you should take a look at freshwater pearls. Irregular but still quite beautiful. FW are far less expensive than white or black. SOME day I would like to buy my wife a 16" of about 10mm black. . . at least 10x your price range.
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Yes, Anna. You're right. Anytime. Right away. You're the best. Yay you. Of course you look great in that dress. Your hair is perfect. No, your driving doesn't make me vomit. You're great. Yes. Sure thing. Finnish music is awesome music. I love reindeer meat. Yum.
Bahahahaahhahahahahahahaaa

My hair looks like Rastafarian nested into it, and my dress looks like shit.
Finnish music should be classified as a weapon of mass destruction.
Reindeer meat actually is really good.
My driving is perfectly non traditional, but it does make men upset.

You made me laugh, thanks. My mom is talking to me so you saved my day.
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      07-01-2015, 11:50 AM   #9847
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Because of your personality, I think you should take a look at freshwater pearls. Irregular but still quite beautiful. FW are far less expensive than white or black. SOME day I would like to buy my wife a 16" of about 10mm black. . . at least 10x your price range.
Yeah, I love those! Thanks for reminding me of that!

I like wearing pearls, but I'm careless idiot, so spending money a lot is not a good idea. I'm just looking for something for everyday wear, the black ones you mentioned would be fantastic and so idiotic.
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      07-01-2015, 12:27 PM   #9848
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Happy Birthday !!

I'll get you a tent and coffee for your birthday presents ! Enjoy your special day
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      07-01-2015, 12:46 PM   #9850
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And you weigh like 105 pounds and don't go to the gym. Grrr I hate you
Hate her genetics... How much do you weigh?
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Happy Birthday !!

I'll get you a tent and coffee for your birthday presents ! Enjoy your special day
Cheers mate.

Coffee is always a great idea.
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Anybody know shit abt pearls, to where to shop for those? I'm buying myself a new necklace as a present. They need to be wearable, so nothing overly (2k max) expensive.
That's like saying - 'I want to buy a M4, but I don't want it in leather or with power steering, or HID lighting.'

If you want pearls on your birthday - go by some damn Tahitian pearls and get it over with!!!
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That's like saying - 'I want to buy a M4, but I don't want it in leather or with power steering, or HID lighting.'

If you want pearls on your birthday - go by some damn Tahitian pearls and get it over with!!!
Lol.

I'm too cheap to buy them, I just get obsessed with them every six months or so and in the end I keep wearing the set I inherited.
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How much do you weigh?
How rude..
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